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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7635 on: October 22, 2013, 08:33:36 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7636 on: October 23, 2013, 01:37:30 am »


Fun fact: This guy's in the slammer for possession of child pornography (that being lolicon). Seriously.

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« Reply #7637 on: October 23, 2013, 02:19:37 am »
^ Dude, read part 12 of that report. The one where they detail his CP-related Facebook posts. Imagine being the guy who had to copy+paste all of that stuff into the documents without laughing.

"OH GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm"

And then every single one ends with "MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke."

Edit: This whole document is balls-out hilarious. "MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke and that he couldn't possibly adopt a little girl anyway." Or how he hid his child porn in things/don't click/cp on his hard drive.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7638 on: October 23, 2013, 02:40:18 am »

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« Reply #7639 on: October 23, 2013, 05:38:04 pm »
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7640 on: October 23, 2013, 05:52:38 pm »
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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« Reply #7641 on: October 23, 2013, 05:53:14 pm »
Being fabulous isn't the same thing as being gay :P

Though that is clever and funny.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7642 on: October 23, 2013, 06:14:28 pm »
^ Dude, read part 12 of that report. The one where they detail his CP-related Facebook posts. Imagine being the guy who had to copy+paste all of that stuff into the documents without laughing.

"OH GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm"

And then every single one ends with "MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke."

Edit: This whole document is balls-out hilarious. "MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke and that he couldn't possibly adopt a little girl anyway." Or how he hid his child porn in things/don't click/cp on his hard drive.

I can't imagine being the men looking for the number of images and videos stored all of his flash drive, possibly 40 years of age and having to look through lolicon, even straight shotacon images. Men who possibly haven't heard of shit like this, just regular child pornography.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7643 on: October 23, 2013, 08:46:04 pm »
Did he have any actual CP, or just loli stuff?

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« Reply #7644 on: October 23, 2013, 09:19:01 pm »
It read like it was a lot of regular real live cp, not so much loli. But supposedly the cops just described it that way intentionally to nail him the more? In any case, the dude is frankly wayyyy more fucking creepy than funny IMO, and probably shouldn't be around little kids without observation or even supervision. "Gateway" lolicon not being established as cause for concern officially quite yet, or not. His "joke" about adopting a real little girl to abuse as a sex slave was sickening, "joke" being the lamest chickenshit rationalization ever, considering the way he described it.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7646 on: October 24, 2013, 12:16:02 am »
Did he have any actual CP, or just loli stuff?

It read like it was a lot of regular real live cp, not so much loli. But supposedly the cops just described it that way intentionally to nail him the more? In any case, the dude is frankly wayyyy more fucking creepy than funny IMO, and probably shouldn't be around little kids without observation or even supervision. "Gateway" lolicon not being established as cause for concern officially quite yet, or not. His "joke" about adopting a real little girl to abuse as a sex slave was sickening, "joke" being the lamest chickenshit rationalization ever, considering the way he described it.

There's a part in the report where it says they found videos/images of real children.

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« Reply #7647 on: October 24, 2013, 01:05:57 am »
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Also, I almost feel like we should move the discussion somewhere else. None of this shit is very pretty and I do not think it should be viewed publicly, but that's what I think.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7648 on: October 24, 2013, 01:19:10 am »
Reading the affidavit, the loli is what started him on this um... road. But the posts as well as his actual erm... porn stash (not to be confused with porn mustache) was what got him arrested.

As for the remark about who has to go through all of his files... I've seen some things in my own experiences with the police and investigation but I would not want to be the unlucky officer to go through those files. At all. We'd probably draw straws.





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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #7649 on: October 24, 2013, 02:33:26 am »