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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8775 on: April 06, 2014, 03:12:01 pm »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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« Reply #8776 on: April 06, 2014, 03:55:01 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8777 on: April 06, 2014, 07:12:28 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8780 on: April 07, 2014, 06:35:22 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8781 on: April 07, 2014, 08:03:40 pm »
To be fair, "nigger" and the "negar" in vinegar are both distinctly different sounds. Even more so with most American accents.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8782 on: April 08, 2014, 03:16:19 am »
Yeah, the emphasis is on the wrong syllable.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8783 on: April 08, 2014, 07:46:18 pm »
Vinegar.

Vinegar.

...Nope, not saying a bad word.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8784 on: April 08, 2014, 08:29:43 pm »
Well, I had to go and google it...

White guy: "Omg, look at that ****** across the street."

Black guy: "What you say white boy?!"

White guy: "I said vinegar! I'm going shopping!"

Black guy: "Oh, aiight you cool then bruh."
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vinegar
vin-nig-er
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1. The polite Caucasian reference to a African American human being.
"I vinegar rigged it."


But some seem to indicate that it is a racist term for Vietnamese.  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vinegar&defid=4106819
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8785 on: April 08, 2014, 09:08:27 pm »


Yeah pretty damn sure that the person who thought the second comic was accurate really doesn't understand just how bad life can be.

Also potatoes are ... kinda bad for you, I believe.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8786 on: April 08, 2014, 09:43:46 pm »
Only if you eat the flowers like an idiot.

Ironbite-cause potatoes are part of the nightshade family.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8787 on: April 08, 2014, 10:06:39 pm »
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Yeah pretty damn sure that the person who thought the second comic was accurate really doesn't understand just how bad life can be.


Yeah. People as it turns out, can have very different experiences with life (it's also why a lot of what some people find inspirational others see as insulting).
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8788 on: April 09, 2014, 04:57:05 pm »
It is a bit of a literal approach to the concept of the pursuit of happiness, as if happiness drives a Dodge Challenger, is pepped up on drugs, has only the help of a friendly radio DJ and is secretly a little bit suicidal.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8789 on: April 09, 2014, 09:51:05 pm »
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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