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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11160 on: December 06, 2015, 07:47:54 pm »
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Murder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.

most people lack imagination, then. off the top of my head: eating babies, pulling a mengele, vivisection, politics...

Slavery...
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11161 on: December 06, 2015, 07:50:43 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on December 06, 2015, 07:47:54 pm
Quote from: guizonde on November 17, 2015, 05:41:48 pm
Quote from: pyro on November 17, 2015, 04:47:15 pm

Murder is usually chosen because it's approximately the worst crime anyone can think of.

most people lack imagination, then. off the top of my head: eating babies, pulling a mengele, vivisection, politics...

Slavery...

Ding-dong ditching...
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11162 on: December 07, 2015, 08:50:08 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11163 on: December 07, 2015, 07:43:47 pm »

I've been making this joke for ages, and I thought someone else had made it before but I wasn't sure. Now I know.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11164 on: December 08, 2015, 01:58:11 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11165 on: December 08, 2015, 02:14:55 pm »
Even Then, you must not be familiar with "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt."



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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11166 on: December 08, 2015, 02:23:03 pm »
At least Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt is so absurd that it doesn't disturb me.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11167 on: December 08, 2015, 08:36:28 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11168 on: December 09, 2015, 07:33:54 am »

Thumbs up for the actor. I really love how scared he looks in this scene from a porn.

...At least I've been told that this is from a porn film. Not that I would know. Why I resent any insinuation that I would have recognized her or this scene as I have not in fact seen it. (Yet.)
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11169 on: December 09, 2015, 08:42:21 pm »
I'm really not a fan of cougar films for some reason.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11170 on: December 09, 2015, 10:05:51 pm »
Whadayano! There are competent actors in the porn industry after all!
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11171 on: December 09, 2015, 10:52:34 pm »
Quote from: pyro on December 09, 2015, 10:05:51 pm
Whadayano! There are competent actors in the porn industry after all!
In fairness, it's a very recent trend. Personally, between the shitty music playing over everything and the godawful acting, pretty much all pre-2005 porn can fuck right off.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11172 on: December 09, 2015, 10:58:01 pm »
Well pre-2005 porn was trying to capitalize on the "reality" trend that was sweeping the world at the time.  Now, we're seeing a resurgence of the type of acting you'd get in 1999 or so.  Nothing fancy, but just something to set the mood.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11173 on: December 10, 2015, 12:42:32 am »
Honestly, too much setup is pointless anyway. If it's taking too long, I just skip to the good stuff.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #11174 on: December 10, 2015, 01:01:45 am »
I always skip to the porking, personally. I just like it to not look faker than a really really fake thing.
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