The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread

[Mechtaur]

A furry mammal, with a duck's bill, that lays eggs, and has venomous spurs on its ankles. EVOLUTION, FUCK YEAH!

Fixed that for you.

[Random Gal]

Also, king cobras aren't in the same genus as other cobras, but I suspect they're probably close enough relatives to count as cobras anyway.

[Askold]

I was actually looking for a certain thread about a tiny cute horse on 4chan but found these instead:



Ahh /tg/ you are the only board on 4chan that I actually liked reading.

[Shane for Wax]

[TheL]

Who is Pitbull?  A rapper or sommat?

All those Animorph ones I'm not sure I fully 'get'.

Pretty much.  He's not...a good one.

Ironbite-fact of the matter is he's pretty pathetic

Has he even written anything besides "Calle Ocho"?

[Quasirodent]

A mountain goat's not a goat?

Also, a king cobra's not a cobra? WTF?

In both cases they're close relatives of other animals with that name, but placed in their own mini-genus for whatever reason.  Mountain Goats are in the same family as true goats, and King Cobras are in the same family as true cobras.

[SpaceProg]

Rodent beat me to it.  Yay Zoology!

[Sixth Monarchist]

Of course, when an explorer finds a previously unknown cave in rural northeast India, stumbles into a meeting for the Committee on Interspecies Venom Usage, and discovers that snakes have a highly complex bureaucracy, then the relevant assumption above is going to completely go to pieces.

[Askold]

Of course, when an explorer finds a previously unknown cave in rural northeast India, stumbles into a meeting for the Committee on Interspecies Venom Usage, and discovers that snakes have a highly complex bureaucracy, then the relevant assumption above is going to completely go to pieces.

It says "typically" so a small commune or even a goverment ruling the snakes in one country would not make the statement false. Unless you are making a hypothesis about planetwide interspecies Coalition of snakes which holds secret meetings in distant and unpopulated corners of earth... Just waiting for the right time to strike. Observing humanity. Moving their forces into position...

Because if snakes actually do have planetwide interspecies co-operation and command structure I for one vote for letting them have this planet and looking for a new home on Mars.

[Sixth Monarchist]

Of course, when an explorer finds a previously unknown cave in rural northeast India, stumbles into a meeting for the Committee on Interspecies Venom Usage, and discovers that snakes have a highly complex bureaucracy, then the relevant assumption above is going to completely go to pieces.

It says "typically" so a small commune or even a goverment ruling the snakes in one country would not make the statement false. Unless you are making a hypothesis about planetwide interspecies Coalition of snakes which holds secret meetings in distant and unpopulated corners of earth... Just waiting for the right time to strike. Observing humanity. Moving their forces into position...

Because if snakes actually do have planetwide interspecies co-operation and command structure I for one vote for letting them have this planet and looking for a new home on Mars.

Well, the real misnomer would be the implication of monarchical structure. Given postcolonial India's tendencies towards socialist and centralised economic solutions, I'd imagine the snakes there also have something of an internationalist tendency and therefore have implemented policies accordingly.

[Osama bin Bambi]

Before I sleep,

if I could draw/paint/create images worth a damn I would want to do things like this...

I dig this one.

I'm not sure I get this one. All I see is some illustration of flowers. I mean, they're nice flowers, but...

[Mechtaur]

Before I sleep,

if I could draw/paint/create images worth a damn I would want to do things like this...

I dig this one.

I'm not sure I get this one. All I see is some illustration of flowers. I mean, they're nice flowers, but...

It is a face. Flower for the lips, butterfly for the nose... I'm sure you can see it now.

[ironbite]

Who is Pitbull?  A rapper or sommat?

All those Animorph ones I'm not sure I fully 'get'.

Pretty much.  He's not...a good one.

Ironbite-fact of the matter is he's pretty pathetic

Has he even written anything besides "Calle Ocho"?

Well there was something he did with Neo and some other chick that was pretty popular but...eh.

Ironbite-his MIIIB theme sucked hard.

[SaintBugger]

You forgot the part about how the government should force companies of his choice to hire him or else there will be "consequences"

What? Nobody ever said that the government should force women to be with somebody. They should set men up and help them with shyness, not force anybody to be with them. Your analogy is idiotic because it was never said like that.

Also, consequences of such men not being helped are already here and they're called suicides, making it a manslaughter on the part of people who refused to help.

[nickiknack]