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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3840 on: October 09, 2012, 06:35:13 pm »
So, let me get this straight.  The reason you're voting for him is...

1. You think he's hot (and something about Kennedy that went missing because of your train of thought crashed to a halt because of your phone)
2. You like his running mate (Why?  You said you don't like Sarah Palin, but you didn't say why you like him)
3. You like his slogan because you're going into business (I wonder how much government funding you'll use without even realizing it?)

And you don't even know his running mate's name.

On top of that, it's quite obvious that you're either living beyond your means (Your hair is clearly hairsprayed, that tan is clearly not natural, and your teeth are unnaturally white -- actually, you look like you're from the cast of Jersey Shore) or you're upper middle class and suffer from don't-have-a-clue-itis.

Regardless, your parents are spoiling you and this is the result.

Rrrrrrgh...

She's also an internet porn star.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3841 on: October 09, 2012, 07:17:20 pm »
So, let me get this straight.  The reason you're voting for him is...

1. You think he's hot (and something about Kennedy that went missing because of your train of thought crashed to a halt because of your phone)
2. You like his running mate (Why?  You said you don't like Sarah Palin, but you didn't say why you like him)
3. You like his slogan because you're going into business (I wonder how much government funding you'll use without even realizing it?)

And you don't even know his running mate's name.

On top of that, it's quite obvious that you're either living beyond your means (Your hair is clearly hairsprayed, that tan is clearly not natural, and your teeth are unnaturally white -- actually, you look like you're from the cast of Jersey Shore) or you're upper middle class and suffer from don't-have-a-clue-itis.

Regardless, your parents are spoiling you and this is the result.

Rrrrrrgh...

She's also an internet porn star.

...For how long?

She says this is the first time she's getting to vote and...

*brain asplodes*
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3842 on: October 09, 2012, 08:45:48 pm »
Explains why she is wanting to get fucked over.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3843 on: October 09, 2012, 09:29:16 pm »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3844 on: October 09, 2012, 09:36:44 pm »
She is either a huge idiot, or a brillant troll.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3845 on: October 09, 2012, 10:01:36 pm »
It was only a matter of time, someone would do this



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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3846 on: October 09, 2012, 10:38:16 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3847 on: October 09, 2012, 10:40:30 pm »


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3848 on: October 09, 2012, 11:04:59 pm »
These are going to haunt my dreams when I least expect it.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3849 on: October 09, 2012, 11:21:39 pm »
Be sure to let us know.

Purely for therapy's sake, of course, and not so we can laugh at it.  Nope.  We're serious business here, folks.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3850 on: October 09, 2012, 11:28:45 pm »
Righto then.  :p

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3852 on: October 10, 2012, 03:41:27 am »
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I've only seen maybe 5 movies he's been in, but still, he's got a high death rate.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3853 on: October 10, 2012, 04:08:53 am »
I am so voting for Romney now...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s</a>

I remember her.  She's apparently a conservative traditional Christian who believes women should stay home and the husbands should work.  Yet porn pics of her can be found online and she wants to work in Hollywood.  It took me about 3-4 of her vidoes to figure the above out because she can barely complete a single thought.  At least that explains why she's voting for Romney.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #3854 on: October 10, 2012, 10:16:43 am »



ROFL