I'd make a macho man's head explode. Seriously, I like to cook, I don't mind cleaning (if I'm doing it with someone I like), I like cats, and I have...well, fewer problems expressing my emotions than I used to. On the other hand, I love traditionally "manly" things like explosions, action movies, and Amon Amarth. Oh, and cutting bitches in half with swords. I really like that.
Well...unless we're talking about the Macho Man. Macho Man Randy Savage was a real man who loved real Slim Jims and putting fools in half-nelsons.