I kind of find it amusing that fundies believe god's default setting is disaster mode. It's like he's a petulant child constantly throwing tantrums up in the sky. I can just picture god stomping around angrily, while St. Peter tries to defuse the situation.
"God, please finish your peas."
"NO!"
"Come on, it's just a few spoonfuls. If you don't finish them, you won't get any dessert."
"I hate you! I hate you! I'm gonna make a tornado! Then you'll be sorry!"
"God, please, calm down!"
"NO! I DON'T WANNA! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I WANT PRAYER! GET ME SOME PRAYER!"
"God! Look, millions of them are praying!"
"IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH! I WANT MORE! ALLAH GETS PRAYED TO FIVE TIMES A DAY! AND I BET HE DOESN'T HAVE TO EAT VEGETABLES! WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE GOOD STUFF? I'M GONNA DO IT!" *sends twister*