During school lunch, no matter what the fuck I am eating people need to be like "OIEJWOIFJDKFNDNISOJ I BET THAT'S NOT VEGAN!"
They've done this with salad dressing(oil + vinegar + pepper, not creamy kinds), peanut butter, bread, crackers, sunflower seeds, and even tofu for fuck's sake. I always read the ingredients before I buy/eat something, so I think I'd know.
Also, I make sure that all the leather and fur I wear is faux, and I've told them that repeatedly, yet every time they see me wearing leather boots or a fur coat, they need to say shit like "OMG Mrs.Vegan is wearing FUR/LEATHER!" and then try to argue with me that it's real, even though I always read the tags before I buy it and can show them the tags.
I know it's a joke, but they are being serious when they argue that peanut butter and my leather(the kind I wear is faux) isn't vegan.