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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3750 on: November 16, 2014, 12:19:47 am »
Most presidents come out of the office looking like death. That's what happens when you've gotta deal with drama throughout your own country and the entire world.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3751 on: November 16, 2014, 04:42:59 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3752 on: November 16, 2014, 06:57:47 pm »
Amusingly enough, that image is an excellent representation of the people who are scared of common core.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3753 on: November 16, 2014, 07:09:47 pm »
"God will survive your rejection. You won't."

-A church sign near where I work. Because threatening people with death is justified as long as it's for JAYZUS!
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3754 on: November 16, 2014, 07:36:22 pm »
"God will survive your rejection. You won't."

-A church sign near where I work. Because threatening people with death is justified as long as it's for JAYZUS!

Empirically, this is just not true. I rejected God many years ago and I'm still alive, so clearly I have survived rejecting him. God, on the other side, has given no signs of life since that point. If anyone's survival is in question, it's his.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3755 on: November 16, 2014, 09:41:33 pm »
"God will survive your rejection. You won't."

-A church sign near where I work. Because threatening people with death is justified as long as it's for JAYZUS!

Empirically, this is just not true. I rejected God many years ago and I'm still alive, so clearly I have survived rejecting him. God, on the other side, has given no signs of life since that point. If anyone's survival is in question, it's his.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3756 on: November 17, 2014, 03:02:58 am »
God is mad at getting freindzoned.
If god is mad at getting friendzoned, then why are so many douchebag MRAs and PUAs euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but because they're enlightened by their own intelligence? Checkmate, atheists!

That was way funnier in my head. Sorry for inflicting my half-baked unfunny jokes on the forum.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3757 on: November 17, 2014, 10:07:47 am »
God is mad at getting freindzoned.
If god is mad at getting friendzoned, then why are so many douchebag MRAs and PUAs euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but because they're enlightened by their own intelligence? Checkmate, atheists!

That was way funnier in my head. Sorry for inflicting my half-baked unfunny jokes on the forum.

I thought it was kinda funny.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3759 on: November 21, 2014, 10:12:58 pm »


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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3760 on: November 21, 2014, 10:21:02 pm »


HAWT

The difference is that animals can't consent to sex.  But then again, do I really expect a homophobe to understand that?

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3761 on: November 21, 2014, 10:26:45 pm »
Homophobes deserve to die.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3762 on: November 21, 2014, 11:04:29 pm »
Can I just say that if I ever saw a grasshopper that big that, "Gee I should totally make out with this thing!" would not be on my top list of things to do with said giant grasshopper, also do these people know what consent is. Although given most of their track records with rape I'll say no.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3763 on: November 21, 2014, 11:08:30 pm »
Why would gay marriage lead to animals kissing each other? Is this supposed to be funny, or am I missing something here?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #3764 on: November 21, 2014, 11:17:33 pm »
Can I just say that if I ever saw a grasshopper that big that, "Gee I should totally make out with this thing!" would not be on my top list of things to do with said giant grasshopper, also do these people know what consent is. Although given most of their track records with rape I'll say no.

That's because gay marriage isn't legal in all fifty states yet.  Once it is BAM everyone becomes insectosexuals.

Also I love how much detail they put in those drawings, hinting at secret desires maybe?