We need to end the welfare culture in America, and we need to pay off the national debt. To solve this, I propose eliminating the current income tax and replacing it with a one-time flat fee of $50,000 for every man, woman, and child. Everyone pays their fair share. Those who are unable are lazy and worthless. They will be arrested and forced to work at $1/hour until it's paid off. Because I'm a compassionate man, those individuals who are born less than one year before the fee is enacted will have it prorated to the fraction of year they've been alive.