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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #360 on: January 31, 2012, 05:26:30 pm »
When people don't stop their car while you're walking through a crosswalk. Especially when there is a sign saying cars have to stop for people in the crosswalk.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #361 on: January 31, 2012, 05:29:51 pm »
I hate that. I also hate when cars try to get you to cross when they haven't actually stopped, they've just slowed down.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #362 on: January 31, 2012, 05:43:55 pm »
So.  I've got a cold sore on my right upper lip.  That's not a big deal; I just avoid lipstick for a week, take half a bottle of L-Lysine, and it goes away with very little fuss.

The problem is that at the same time, my skin said, "Hey, you know what would be funny?  Putting one IN HER NOSE!!" So I have a cold sore just inside my left nostril.  Which means I constantly have that feeling of Something In My Nose and there is nothing I can do about it.

Also, it looks weird and gross and I feel like my class is staring at it. :(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #363 on: January 31, 2012, 07:37:17 pm »
I hate that. I also hate when cars try to get you to cross when they haven't actually stopped, they've just slowed down.

I hate when pedestrians can't make up their minds about going across. I'll be at a complete stop and they'll start going across, stop, go back, then start to go across again.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #364 on: January 31, 2012, 07:40:40 pm »
I just love when they jog across for the other lane, then slow down to a plod in front of me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #365 on: January 31, 2012, 09:01:03 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #366 on: January 31, 2012, 09:51:32 pm »
I missed two questions on my economics quiz that I shouldn't have because I accidentally pressed the wrong goddamn thing and couldn't go back to change my answer.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #367 on: January 31, 2012, 11:36:00 pm »
I missed two questions on my economics quiz that I shouldn't have because I accidentally pressed the wrong goddamn thing and couldn't go back to change my answer.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #368 on: January 31, 2012, 11:43:06 pm »
I think I may have lost my flash drive on either the bus or c-train. This is made crappier by the fact that I just bought the damn thing a couple weeks ago.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #369 on: February 01, 2012, 03:03:39 am »
Comma splices annoy the shit out of me.  I tend to like proper grammar to begin with, and comma splices come off as particularly egregious.  Of course, depending on the situation, I can normally not freak out about bad grammar if I just mentally say [sic] when I see a spelling or grammar error.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #370 on: February 01, 2012, 07:22:18 pm »
I hate bad, asshole customers.

But I hate nice customers more.

When someone is really mean to you, you're completely justified wanting to kill them or inflict egregious bodily harm on someone. When they're really, really NICE but EXTREMELY annoying, you have no viable excuse for wanting to murder somebody in their sleep over it.

Also: I hate the crazy lady who works in the fitting room because she never ever shuts the fuck up. She's a hundred and five years old, has worked at the same store since the glaciers receded, and hoards hangers in the back like a fucking squirrel with acorns. She talks and talks while you're trying to work and nobody has the heart to tell her to shut up. Even though it's really disruptive. Neither does anyone have the heart to tell her to stop coming up to the counters while people are working and digging straight under their thighs for more hangers to hoard. If she wasn't ancient and a woman, thsi would probably be sexual harassment.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #371 on: February 01, 2012, 10:46:01 pm »
Also: I hate the crazy lady who works in the fitting room because she never ever shuts the fuck up. She's a hundred and five years old, has worked at the same store since the glaciers receded, and hoards hangers in the back like a fucking squirrel with acorns. She talks and talks while you're trying to work and nobody has the heart to tell her to shut up. Even though it's really disruptive. Neither does anyone have the heart to tell her to stop coming up to the counters while people are working and digging straight under their thighs for more hangers to hoard. If she wasn't ancient and a woman, thsi would probably be sexual harassment.
Hoarding hangers won't fly at the store I work at, as a Recovery/fitting room/backup cashier, I know. Also I hate it when customers talk & talk, never shut up.

That being said, I have a headache & I have to get up really early tomorrow, which annoys me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #372 on: February 02, 2012, 12:53:23 am »
I hate quizzes that are supposed to determine something - whether lighthearted or serious - about you that only use a "Yes/No" question structure.  They're so fucking shallow in their analysis!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #373 on: February 02, 2012, 01:12:00 am »
In they are analysis? /grammar nazi

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #374 on: February 02, 2012, 01:15:49 am »
In they are analysis? /grammar nazi

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