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A birch and a beech tree were looking down at a sapling on the ground. "That's one fine son of a birch!" says the birch. "No, no, that's one fine son of a beech!" says the beech. So they argued until a woodpecker flew by, and they asked the woodpecker to settle the argument for them. The woodpecker pecked the sapling, and looked up and said, "that is the finest piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker into."
That bulge between her legs....it mesmerizes me.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.
Commenter Brendan Rizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but got fed up with it all.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
