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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4350 on: November 27, 2012, 05:31:58 am »
I'm not sure why I find this as funny as I do.


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« Reply #4351 on: November 27, 2012, 06:43:46 am »

Wow, that's just sad.

Yeah, the air arm around the shoulder thing is sad enough when the girl is real.  This... this just... wow.
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« Reply #4352 on: November 27, 2012, 07:26:15 am »
The artists he has on board are responsible for some of the best depictions of Smaug (and Middle Earth art in general) ever.  I doubt it'll be screwed up.
Not like the animated version, at least.  Sheesh... western dragons shouldn't have dog noses.  (Personal preference)
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4353 on: November 27, 2012, 08:14:14 am »

Wow, that's just sad.

Yeah, the air arm around the shoulder thing is sad enough when the girl is real.  This... this just... wow.

Hold up.  How is an arm around a girlfriend sad when they exist?  I'm a little confused.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4354 on: November 27, 2012, 08:54:03 am »

Wow, that's just sad.

Yeah, the air arm around the shoulder thing is sad enough when the girl is real.  This... this just... wow.

Hold up.  How is an arm around a girlfriend sad when they exist?  I'm a little confused.

Veras is referring to, correct me if I'm wrong, the hover arm pictures w/ celebrities and such. Pictures that weren't done with the other person physically there. They were photoshopped in after the fact, poorly.

It's also a little cringe-worthy when hover-arms are done with real, undoctored photos but that's a different thing.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4355 on: November 27, 2012, 10:31:46 am »

Wow, that's just sad.

Yeah, the air arm around the shoulder thing is sad enough when the girl is real.  This... this just... wow.

Hold up.  How is an arm around a girlfriend sad when they exist?  I'm a little confused.

Veras is referring to, correct me if I'm wrong, the hover arm pictures w/ celebrities and such. Pictures that weren't done with the other person physically there. They were photoshopped in after the fact, poorly.

It's also a little cringe-worthy when hover-arms are done with real, undoctored photos but that's a different thing.

Ah.  I had never considered the idea of someone photoshopping celebrities as their "girlfriends."  Okay, that makes sense.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4356 on: November 27, 2012, 12:26:16 pm »

Wow, that's just sad.

Yeah, the air arm around the shoulder thing is sad enough when the girl is real.  This... this just... wow.

Hold up.  How is an arm around a girlfriend sad when they exist?  I'm a little confused.

Veras is referring to, correct me if I'm wrong, the hover arm pictures w/ celebrities and such. Pictures that weren't done with the other person physically there. They were photoshopped in after the fact, poorly.

It's also a little cringe-worthy when hover-arms are done with real, undoctored photos but that's a different thing.

I'm talking about the tendency of awkward/shy men to put their arm around women in pictures without actually touching them, even when they are physically present.  Apparently, the common term is hover hand, not air arm.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4357 on: November 27, 2012, 12:44:02 pm »
Why do people do that? It looks so much more pathetic than if they just had their arms at their sides.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4358 on: November 27, 2012, 05:33:18 pm »
Why do people do that? It looks so much more pathetic than if they just had their arms at their sides.

Maybe her parents were taking the picture and he was afraid to look like he was coming onto her, but didn't want to look uncaring.  :P
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4359 on: November 27, 2012, 06:11:21 pm »
Why do people do that? It looks so much more pathetic than if they just had their arms at their sides.

Maybe her parents were taking the picture and he was afraid to look like he was coming onto her, but didn't want to look uncaring.  :P

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Christian Side HugTM, maybe?
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4360 on: November 27, 2012, 06:13:18 pm »
Why do people do that? It looks so much more pathetic than if they just had their arms at their sides.

Maybe her parents were taking the picture and he was afraid to look like he was coming onto her, but didn't want to look uncaring.  :P

>_>

Christian Side HugTM, maybe?

In that case it would be the True Christian Side Hug TM. True Christians save their sides for marriage.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4362 on: November 27, 2012, 09:06:58 pm »

Wow, that's just sad.

Yeah, the air arm around the shoulder thing is sad enough when the girl is real.  This... this just... wow.

Hold up.  How is an arm around a girlfriend sad when they exist?  I'm a little confused.

Veras is referring to, correct me if I'm wrong, the hover arm pictures w/ celebrities and such. Pictures that weren't done with the other person physically there. They were photoshopped in after the fact, poorly.

It's also a little cringe-worthy when hover-arms are done with real, undoctored photos but that's a different thing.

I'm talking about the tendency of awkward/shy men to put their arm around women in pictures without actually touching them, even when they are physically present.  Apparently, the common term is hover hand, not air arm.


Yeah, I'll agree that the kid w/the anime girl 'shopped into the picture is sad, but that one right there is just silly. :P

and also this

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4363 on: November 27, 2012, 09:45:23 pm »


One thing's for sure. Sean Bean will die a horrible death.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #4364 on: November 27, 2012, 10:16:34 pm »
Sean Bean always dies a horrible death...