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« Reply #5040 on: February 19, 2013, 09:42:42 pm »


Pretty cool jpg. C. Dexter Ward = H.P. Lovecraft story, 'The Case of Charles Dexter Ward.' He didn't like the story he wrote, and it was published after his death, but of all his works I like this one the most. He truly undervalued it. http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0600031h.html#12
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« Reply #5041 on: February 19, 2013, 10:27:25 pm »
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD YOU DO THAT

Please tell me that's fake...

I know it's not nearly as bad, but I know of a family who on Purim let one of their children drink so much wine that he passed out drunk. He couldn't have been more than 8 years old at the time. The other kid (who was older) got a bit tipsy but not horribly shitfaced.
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« Reply #5042 on: February 19, 2013, 11:09:30 pm »
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD YOU DO THAT

Please tell me that's fake...

The Arab wedding youtube clip? Yeah. As you probably already know, in the Middle East they like to shoot rifles up in the air and there have been quite a few instances reported of 'what goes up must come down' in bullets raining down on people in the vicinity of the wedding party. It must be a rare wedding where there's only one guy firing a single handgun into the air, so it might be in a more urban setting. Turkey, maybe.
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« Reply #5043 on: February 19, 2013, 11:13:06 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSZHo_hh83g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSZHo_hh83g</a>

Wait for it.  ;D
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« Reply #5044 on: February 19, 2013, 11:47:23 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk</a>

My favorite clip. Don't mention the war!
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« Reply #5045 on: February 20, 2013, 12:14:30 am »
Someone deserves a honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

Not just an honorable mention. He really did die.

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Funny enough, I sorta know that guy: he commented on FateOfDestinee's Facebook (I'm an acquaintance of hers) and people immediately started making fun of him for being the "guy who shot himself."

The reason for this was because he had used a different holster than he normally practiced his quickdraw with and he tried to do the same fluid motion that he always did (including squeezing the trigger), but it got stuck on the way out. It's why I always try to focus on any task as much as possible instead of letting it become 100% automatic: most mistakes (especially medical) aren't made by amateurs, as they'll focus on whatever they're doing out of sheer terror of fucking up, while the professionals get so used to it that they basically let their brain go on autopilot and don't realize that they accidentally sliced an artery with the scalpel until they see the blood squirting.
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« Reply #5046 on: February 20, 2013, 12:41:29 am »
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Funny enough, I sorta know that guy: he commented on FateOfDestinee's Facebook (I'm an acquaintance of hers) and people immediately started making fun of him for being the "guy who shot himself."

Interesting. I should not be surprised, but it often amazes me what a small world it really is, in a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon sense. I'm often reminded of this.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5047 on: February 20, 2013, 01:49:19 am »
Someone deserves a honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

Not just an honorable mention. He really did die.

Fuck.

That poor kid, though, he's going to grow up and there will be someone cruel enough to tell him that he murdered that guy (his father?) and rub it in.
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« Reply #5048 on: February 20, 2013, 02:09:44 am »
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Funny enough, I sorta know that guy: he commented on FateOfDestinee's Facebook (I'm an acquaintance of hers) and people immediately started making fun of him for being the "guy who shot himself."

Interesting. I should not be surprised, but it often amazes me what a small world it really is, in a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon sense. I'm often reminded of this.

It's especially small for us actors. Virtually any other local in the business probably knows someone you know, or even bigger people: I have something like 5 mutual friends on Facebook with Kane Hodder and Darren Lynn Bousman. Each.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5049 on: February 20, 2013, 09:21:20 am »
Gummy Bear violence is funny.







Sacrilegious Gummy Bear violence is hilarious.





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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #5051 on: February 20, 2013, 06:47:01 pm »
Gummy Bear violence is funny.


Does this prove that Gummy Bears are the new Ewoks??

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« Reply #5052 on: February 20, 2013, 10:08:39 pm »


There's gotta be a reason why "He" is capitalized  :)
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