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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8745 on: April 02, 2014, 11:31:04 am »
...why is Florida Iraq?
I think it's a reference to jokes about Florida being weird.

Okay, Florida is weird.

Iraq is not weird. Iraq is explosive.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8746 on: April 02, 2014, 05:31:53 pm »
...why is Florida Iraq?
I think it's a reference to jokes about Florida being weird.

Okay, Florida is weird.

Iraq is not weird. Iraq is explosive.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8747 on: April 02, 2014, 06:07:20 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8748 on: April 02, 2014, 09:06:47 pm »
...why is Florida Iraq?
I think it's a reference to jokes about Florida being weird.

Okay, Florida is weird.

Iraq is not weird. Iraq is explosive.
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Only problem is that Little Mermaid appears to take place in the Caribbean colonies, while Tangled was a European tale. Not to mention the unlikelihood that you would be able to sail to the Caribbean and back in 2 weeks time, let alone do so with a wedding in the middle.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8749 on: April 02, 2014, 09:33:14 pm »
Uh.......No.  Little Mermaid is a Danish fairy tale and probably takes place there.

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« Reply #8750 on: April 02, 2014, 10:06:25 pm »
Uh.......No.  Little Mermaid is a Danish fairy tale and probably takes place there.

Ironbite-So yes this is completely feasible...if it was intentional.
Except it takes place on a coral reef, Sebastian is a Jamaican Red Crab, Flounder is some sort of tropical reef fish and of course the Big Bad's lackeys are a couple of Moray Eels, which are only found in the Western Atlantic. So yeah, it's pretty safe to say that the Disney adaptation does not take place anywhere near Denmark and also I probably have way too much free time on my hands.

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« Reply #8751 on: April 02, 2014, 10:09:40 pm »
Oh shit I totally forgot about that.  Huh...yep that just punched that theory in the gut.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8752 on: April 02, 2014, 10:43:05 pm »
...why is Florida Iraq?

Gun violence in the news, I would imagine. Like the Zimmerman/Martin shooting.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8753 on: April 02, 2014, 11:25:46 pm »
...why is Florida Iraq?

Gun violence in the news, I would imagine. Like the Zimmerman/Martin shooting.

Well, the highest gun murder rate in the United States is so far held by D.C. at 16.5 per 100,000 inhabitants in 2010. Louisiana, Missouri, Maryland, South Carolina, Delaware (I know, right?), Michigan, and Mississippi all have higher gun murder rates than Florida. The lowest is Vermont.

Florida is also only #15 for murder rate. Which again, D.C. tops at 21.8 murders per 100,000 inhabitants.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8754 on: April 03, 2014, 12:05:24 am »
...why is Florida Iraq?

Gun violence in the news, I would imagine. Like the Zimmerman/Martin shooting.

Well, the highest gun murder rate in the United States is so far held by D.C. at 16.5 per 100,000 inhabitants in 2010. Louisiana, Missouri, Maryland, South Carolina, Delaware (I know, right?), Michigan, and Mississippi all have higher gun murder rates than Florida. The lowest is Vermont.

Florida is also only #15 for murder rate. Which again, D.C. tops at 21.8 murders per 100,000 inhabitants.
Also, that image was from Cracked and I think it was made by an yankee not foreigners.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8755 on: April 03, 2014, 12:37:51 am »
...why is Florida Iraq?

Gun violence in the news, I would imagine. Like the Zimmerman/Martin shooting.

Well, the highest gun murder rate in the United States is so far held by D.C. at 16.5 per 100,000 inhabitants in 2010. Louisiana, Missouri, Maryland, South Carolina, Delaware (I know, right?), Michigan, and Mississippi all have higher gun murder rates than Florida. The lowest is Vermont.

Florida is also only #15 for murder rate. Which again, D.C. tops at 21.8 murders per 100,000 inhabitants.
Also, that image was from Cracked and I think it was made by an yankee not foreigners.
I thought it was made by an Aussie.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8756 on: April 03, 2014, 01:04:28 am »
...why is Florida Iraq?

Gun violence in the news, I would imagine. Like the Zimmerman/Martin shooting.

Well, the highest gun murder rate in the United States is so far held by D.C. at 16.5 per 100,000 inhabitants in 2010. Louisiana, Missouri, Maryland, South Carolina, Delaware (I know, right?), Michigan, and Mississippi all have higher gun murder rates than Florida. The lowest is Vermont.

Florida is also only #15 for murder rate. Which again, D.C. tops at 21.8 murders per 100,000 inhabitants.
Also, that image was from Cracked and I think it was made by an yankee not foreigners.
I thought it was made by an Aussie.
Could be. I don't know which of the writers are from US.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8757 on: April 03, 2014, 01:24:50 am »
Also, that image was from Cracked and I think it was made by an yankee not foreigners.
I thought it was made by an Aussie.
Could be. I don't know which of the writers are from US.

I think virtually every Cracked writer is American.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8758 on: April 03, 2014, 01:40:00 am »
Also, that image was from Cracked and I think it was made by an yankee not foreigners.
I thought it was made by an Aussie.
Could be. I don't know which of the writers are from US.

I think virtually every Cracked writer is American.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #8759 on: April 03, 2014, 10:30:30 am »
Also, that image was from Cracked and I think it was made by an yankee not foreigners.
I thought it was made by an Aussie.

Yep, from this article (#1, see paragraph that starts with "For example, growing up, I knew that my home country of Australia...")
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