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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10920 on: October 11, 2015, 11:22:00 am »
Yeah they need it to get rid of radiation in The Zone (million Internets to the person who recognizes what I'm referencing.)

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10921 on: October 11, 2015, 01:00:13 pm »
the fact that getting stupid-drunk slows the intake of radiation? or the fact that a cure for radiation poisoning in s.t.a.l.k.e.r is to drink vodka?
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« Reply #10922 on: October 11, 2015, 01:02:28 pm »
O gee, and I was gonna guess Metro 2033. Which I haven't played, so I didn't guess.
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« Reply #10923 on: October 11, 2015, 01:04:29 pm »
Yeah they need it to get rid of radiation in The Zone (million Internets to the person who recognizes what I'm referencing.)

Before Googling I know that there was this scifi-book with a weird zone that people went to study. I remember it being mentioned as an influence to the Stalker games and that using a lugnut tied to a string was an easy way to check if you were about to enter a zone where the laws of physics were messed up. I never got to read the book (and don't remember the name) even though it comes up every now and then.
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« Reply #10924 on: October 11, 2015, 02:47:32 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10925 on: October 12, 2015, 02:21:00 pm »


I can only imagine some poor bastard has this tattooed on his arm.

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« Reply #10926 on: October 12, 2015, 02:29:41 pm »
The hilarious auto translate fail, or the original in Japanese kanji?
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« Reply #10927 on: October 12, 2015, 04:55:31 pm »
They do say "I love you". They just have different ways of saying it, based on the way a person is loved. (Like family, a casual date or as a long term lover. The Japanese like to be very precise here.)

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« Reply #10928 on: October 12, 2015, 04:57:54 pm »
They do say "I love you". They just have different ways of saying it, based on the way a person is loved. (Like family, a casual date or as a long term lover. The Japanese like to be very precise here.)

Precise enough to include special cases for cephalopods, apparently.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10929 on: October 12, 2015, 06:05:12 pm »
Japanese is weird like that, it's sorta like German where they have a word for a lot of weird shit.

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« Reply #10930 on: October 12, 2015, 06:25:55 pm »
And a lot of weird shit they have to have words for.

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« Reply #10931 on: October 15, 2015, 12:12:04 am »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #10932 on: October 15, 2015, 12:13:19 am »


I can second that.  Happened to me in college.

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« Reply #10933 on: October 15, 2015, 12:59:16 am »
It took me a while to realize you were talking about the piece of paper.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10934 on: October 15, 2015, 03:33:50 am »
I remember one Yankee talking about how a mirror fell off a wall during the night and he was already holding a loaded shotgun in his hand and pointing it at suspicious looking shadows before he woke up properly. Apparently his wife thought it was funny and he himself was proud of having such an automatic response but to me it sounded like someone who will shoot people by accident when he gets spooked.

I will admit right now that I had totally missed this lesson from the Bible:


Seems fair. Attacking a man's privates is kind of a dick move.
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