So, let me get this straight. The reason you're voting for him is...
1. You think he's hot (and something about Kennedy that went missing because of your train of thought crashed to a halt because of your phone)
2. You like his running mate (Why? You said you don't like Sarah Palin, but you didn't say why you like him)
3. You like his slogan because you're going into business (I wonder how much government funding you'll use without even realizing it?)
And you don't even know his running mate's name.
On top of that, it's quite obvious that you're either living beyond your means (Your hair is clearly hairsprayed, that tan is clearly not natural, and your teeth are unnaturally white -- actually, you look like you're from the cast of Jersey Shore) or you're upper middle class and suffer from don't-have-a-clue-itis.
Regardless, your parents are spoiling you and this is the result.
Rrrrrrgh...
