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Offline Captain Bacardi

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #435 on: May 15, 2013, 04:59:01 pm »
Well, not really a "newbie" per se... I've been around here for a few years, spent most of my time lurking, occasionally posting under the name "CohibaMan" in the past.  I suppose one could say that I gave up my cigars for a somewhat, er, rummier moniker.

At any rate... hi y'all!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #436 on: May 15, 2013, 08:29:13 pm »
I don't remember you therefore you didn't exist until this moment.

Ironbite-prepare for pantsing.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #437 on: May 16, 2013, 01:44:34 pm »
I'll take that as a greeting!  Thanks!

Wait, where did my pa-

Oh.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #438 on: May 16, 2013, 04:14:58 pm »
I'd post the usual Ironbite disclaimer, but since you've been around for a while, you're probably already familiar with his... quirks.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #439 on: May 16, 2013, 05:22:32 pm »
I've extrapolated everything I need to know about ironbite from his name.  Iron = Fe.  Bite = byte = 8 bits.

Fe8.  That's pretty close to Fiat.

Ironbite likes his Italian cars.  There's nothing wrong with that.


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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #440 on: May 16, 2013, 06:55:21 pm »
I like you. You amuse me. You can stay.

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #441 on: May 17, 2013, 11:31:28 pm »
Hi! I'm doomcup, recovering fundie, aspiring Humanist, and generally interested in the universe and all the facets of humanity, especially pertaining to religion.

I've been reading FSTDT for a while now, and even commented from time to time. I don't expect to post much, but I'll try to keep abreast of things!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #442 on: May 17, 2013, 11:54:37 pm »
Welcome to wonderland. Ironbite will be along shortly for your hazing.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #443 on: May 18, 2013, 01:11:16 am »
*Rider Kicks Wrightway by mistake*

Ironbite-whoops...missed.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #444 on: May 18, 2013, 01:20:30 am »
Question, if Ironbite is in charge of the hazing, what am I in charge of??

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #445 on: May 18, 2013, 01:29:39 am »
*throws a lifetime's worth of pants your way*

Ironbite-guess what a previous gimmick of mine was?

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #446 on: May 25, 2013, 03:36:52 am »
OK, here goes nothing–I used to go by the handle CC13 on the main FSTDT site, I consider my political alignment to be "left-syndicalist" (which basically means strong consumerist attitudes, hardline civil libertarianism and economic centrism), I'm a brony, the last video game I beat was Kid Icarus: Uprising and my favorite D&D setting of all time is Planescape.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #447 on: May 25, 2013, 09:21:08 am »
Welcome to the madness. It's easier to understand if you go with a chaotically neutral alignment.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #448 on: May 25, 2013, 12:22:48 pm »
Hi Knight. Be sure to check out the MLP thread.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #449 on: May 25, 2013, 02:42:04 pm »
And then DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!

Ironbite-*headbangs*