God of Fuck - Marilyn Manson (hey, he proclaimed it himself, so why not?)
God of Time - The Doctor
God of Thunder - Gene Simmons (again, proclaimed it himself)
Goddess of Horrible Leadership - Buffy Summers
God of Obvious Biblical References - Gravemind, leader of the Flood
God of Baby Hate - Michael J. Caboose
God of AI-ghost-things - Leonard Church