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Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:29:58 am »
A ChristoFrum gal in Tennessee is all bent out of shape over star shapes in bus tail-lights. Methinks this woman has too much time on her hands & needs a shrink (and I say that as a person who also sees a shrink).

http://www.salon.com/2015/01/23/christian_mom_outraged_over_alleged_school_bus_pentagram/

I don't know what's stupider; That this woman thinks this way or that it's being reported.

I'd say the former. Sometimes people need a good laugh.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2015, 10:38:26 am »
So, LED clusters are Satan winking at us? Awesome.



That belongs in Funny/Stupid Pictures...off I go.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2015, 12:06:18 pm »
I always knew schools were evil...
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2015, 12:21:59 pm »
Obligatory reminder that the pentagram is also a Christian symbol.

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The Cordova woman, whose name has not been revealed because she claims she’s been receiving death threats for her crusade[...]

What the fuck. When did death threats become the default answer to anything anyone says ever?
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2015, 01:11:38 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on January 25, 2015, 12:21:59 pm
Obligatory reminder that the pentagram is also a Christian symbol.

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The Cordova woman, whose name has not been revealed because she claims she’s been receiving death threats for her crusade[...]

What the fuck. When did death threats become the default answer to anything anyone says ever?

More accurately, "When did anyone ever receive death threats in America for being a Christian who wants to make everything more about Christianity?"
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2015, 05:16:05 pm »
And yet she's the only one who is claiming death threats here.

Ironbite-I'd like to throw up a huge citation needed on that.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2015, 05:18:31 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on January 25, 2015, 05:16:05 pm
And yet she's the only one who is claiming death threats here.

Ironbite-I'd like to throw up a huge citation needed on that.

Same.  I'd like to see some evidence.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2015, 10:07:27 pm »
Wonder what would happen if I pushed Little Timmy Jenkins into the pentagram? Would he teleport or would The Debil Bus just eat him?
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2015, 02:15:20 am »
Meh. Methinks this is the type of upstanding citizen that thinks public schools are encouraging kindergarteners to be gay and are handing out condoms to everyone who walks through the door and crap like that. So to see something satanic on something already viewed as immoral isn't too big a leap. If you want to be offended is not hard to find something, anything.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2015, 06:16:39 am »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on January 25, 2015, 12:21:59 pm

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The Cordova woman, whose name has not been revealed because she claims she’s been receiving death threats for her crusade[...]

What the fuck. When did death threats become the default answer to anything anyone says ever?

The thing I dont get is who has the time to send death threats? Seriously who takes time out of their day to look at some crazy woman and go "Yeah, I am going to threaten that random crazy lady with threats of death". Even if we assume a dedicated troll, its still just so random.

It is reaching a point where I am starting to think those tinfoil hat guys are on to something and someone is putting weird stuff in Americas water.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2015, 10:50:43 am »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on January 25, 2015, 05:18:31 pm
Quote from: ironbite on January 25, 2015, 05:16:05 pm
And yet she's the only one who is claiming death threats here.

Ironbite-I'd like to throw up a huge citation needed on that.

Same.  I'd like to see some evidence.

Me, three! That said, threatening this woman with death is just as stupid as the stuff said woman is saying. I'll bet even other "Bible Christians" think she's a little....as Mr. Woodman on the old 1970's high school sitcom Welcome Back Kotter would put it...."nusty-cuckoo".


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Quote from: Sigmaleph on January 25, 2015, 12:21:59 pm

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The Cordova woman, whose name has not been revealed because she claims she’s been receiving death threats for her crusade[...]

What the fuck. When did death threats become the default answer to anything anyone says ever?

The thing I dont get is who has the time to send death threats? Seriously who takes time out of their day to look at some crazy woman and go "Yeah, I am going to threaten that random crazy lady with threats of death". Even if we assume a dedicated troll, its still just so random.

It is reaching a point where I am starting to think those tinfoil hat guys are on to something and someone is putting weird stuff in Americas water.


I know, people are "death-threat crazy" these days. That said, it could be just another one of her delusions. That said, death threats are stupid. I can't wait for further developments, if any.

I wouldn't be surprised if this lady is simply some goofy kid trolling us or something conjured up by the news people. You wouldn't believe how much made-up B.S. ends up as "news".
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-easy-ways-to-spot-b.s.-news-story-internet/
......and they have a many-part ongoing series of articles with a "List of B.S. News Stories That Fooled Us This Week". It's ridiculous.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2015, 02:00:08 pm »
So, who do you think would win in a fight, Jesus-toast or Satan-light?
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2015, 09:51:12 pm »
If it's going to be a satanic school bus, then it better be the most heavy fucking metal bus in existence. It better be at least as metal as the HatredCopter.
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2015, 10:41:54 pm »

SATAN

SATAN

SATAN

Omg, teh satans are everywhere!
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Re: Goofy Mom Sees Satan In School Bus Tail Lights
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2015, 11:22:34 am »
Tol, seriously? A university and a non American? They saw Satan in those things anyways. Might as well have the The More You Know start (liberal media) up there.
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