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Offline Barbarella

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Some Fun With The Cinema Snob & Goofy Religious Propaganda!
« on: February 11, 2015, 08:14:49 pm »
Let's switch gears and try something different for a change. I've seen these few Cinema Snob DVD-R Hell videos and they're hilarious! I love how he rips these productions a new one!

Here's a two-parter where he shreds Deception Of A Generation, a 1980's "moral panic" mess involving two dorks ('Richie Rich' & 'Ron Burgundy') obsessing over kid's toys and cartoons. These two apparently live in a universe where it's perpetually 12 Noon and they hang out in toy stores like a pair of perverts at the behest of voices in their heads......
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kImR5DEA8I4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kImR5DEA8I4</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSolAJ0WaU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uSolAJ0WaU</a>
Since then, the "Mister Kotter"-looking guy has become a James Bond-loving plastic surgery case while "Ken Doll"-guy has since become...well...a hideously disturbing-looking "Vegas Elvis"-looking thing. Very scary.


Next, we have another "Satanic Panic" mess concerning Halloween & NeoPagans, whom these two other dorks ('Snooty English Lady' & 'Old Bald Glasses Guy') conflate with horror-flick Devil Worshipers.....
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL7yhtRfmi4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL7yhtRfmi4</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVDlGA2qgM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVDlGA2qgM</a>
Watch as Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones gets almost confounded by the female host's lovely, refined, intelligent-sounding (despite her being a frummy idiot) English accent, which threatens to make it harder for Brad to "call out her bullshit" (but he succeeds). A highlight is Hal Lindsay & his obsession over a discarded baby diaper.


Now, the Snobster takes on a stupidly depressing short involving some unlikable dork & rock music. Still a funny review.....
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3ZKESMivo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3ZKESMivo</a>
Lloyd the cat makes a much-needed cameo at the end! Great timing! KITTY!


If that's a bit of a bummer, how about the Bible-butt's (extremely lame and cheesy) answer to "Batman", BIBLE MAN! The scriptural superhero who can't do anything!!!!! Sort of like "Batman-Meets-Barney".....and staring Willie "Charles In Charge" Ames. Very goofy.....
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVYnugAApaQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVYnugAApaQ</a>
Really! Bibleman's big superpowers seem to be "Pacing back & forth while moping' & "Praying to God to save his purple-spandex bacon". Dr. Insano-as-Dr. Decepto, however, is a fun villain! Insano's defense against "Bubba" involves stitching his butt closed.
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Re: Some Fun With The Cinema Snob & Goofy Religious Propaganda!
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2015, 08:16:49 pm »
Barb, I think you made a mistake with the last two videos.
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Re: Some Fun With The Cinema Snob & Goofy Religious Propaganda!
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2015, 08:31:05 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on February 11, 2015, 08:16:49 pm
Barb, I think you made a mistake with the last two videos.

I know. I corrected it. Too many duplicates. Forgot to re-load some YouTube pages.

So! Waddaya think?
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Re: Some Fun With The Cinema Snob & Goofy Religious Propaganda!
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2015, 07:59:44 am »
I love "Rock: It's your Decision"  because their depictions of "occult, evil" rock music was some of the softest shit I've heard. I've got a few albums in my collection that would absolutely freak the shit out of these kind of fundamentalists.
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Re: Some Fun With The Cinema Snob & Goofy Religious Propaganda!
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2015, 09:00:52 am »
Ah, Deception of a Generation. In which the hosts look like two pedos throughout, Porn Mustache Gary can't operate a microphone and there is much joy to be had in two idiots looking for the secret satanic messages in something meant to sell toys to little shit monsters like myself.
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Re: Some Fun With The Cinema Snob & Goofy Religious Propaganda!
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2015, 01:34:16 pm »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on February 12, 2015, 07:59:44 am
I love "Rock: It's your Decision"  because their depictions of "occult, evil" rock music was some of the softest shit I've heard. I've got a few albums in my collection that would absolutely freak the shit out of these kind of fundamentalists.

Imagine their reaction to just THIS!....
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5U5sAQRE0A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5U5sAQRE0A</a>
....And THAT'S from the Prog-Fest, Pink Floyd! Weird how one of the most "Metal" screams came from a decidedly UN-Metal source! Weird, huh?

Oh, Roggie! You horse-faced velociraptor devil-monkey, you!.....
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2015, 05:15:29 pm »
They would've had a heart attack if they met Glen Benton:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcgmWrhSg8c" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcgmWrhSg8c</a>
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