« Reply #572 on: March 25, 2012, 11:24:57 pm »
My dad buys Mexican Coca-Cola because apparently it uses cane sugar and not aspartame (which according to him causes cancer).
I think all soda tastes like piss, by the way.
I've heard worse. I heard someone say aspartame is part of a government conspiracy to kill all the black people for population control. And somehow Michael Jackson's death was worked into it. I think it was something about him being killed so he didn't tell everyone about the conspiracy . Why would he know? I guess someone told him thinking he was one of us whiteys or something. The person who said this was an otherwise "normal" and sane person.
According to my dad, aspartame is just another plot by Big Pharma (which is run by the Bilderberg eugenicists) to give people cancer. Michael Jackson was killed by Big Pharma assassins to distract people from "what's really going on", but has little to do with aspartame.
Does he realize how insane that sounds? Why the fuck would a pharmaceutical company have or hire assassins? Why would you give peoplle cancer, aren't there enough natural disease that you could make money off of by finding a treatment?
Also, does he realize just how stupid and silly the term "Big Pharma" sounds?
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