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Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« on: February 06, 2014, 02:06:07 am »
Fuck waiting to get it on your own, X gon deliver to ya!

I didn't follow the Trayvon Martin case that closely, but let's assume for a second that Zimmerman was justified in shooting him. The fact that this idiot is trying to cash in on the fact he killed a guy automatically makes him the fucking worst. First the plagiarized paintings, now this? I'm surprised he isn't dead already. An update on the article says that a contract hasn't officially been signed yet, but the quotes from DMX make it pretty clear he plans on fucking Zimmerman up in the near future.

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 02:09:32 am »
I hope it gets cancelled since this would acknowledge George as a celebrity
but if not I HOPE HE DIES

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 08:27:15 am »
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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 10:38:31 am »
I hope the hardcore gangsta rapper beats the crapper out of the vigilante-wannabee bully teen...uh...zapper!

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 10:42:22 am »
If it does happen, I think DMX can definitely beat down Zimmerman. He's older, but he grew up knowing how to fight, and prison time makes you learn more real life brawling techniques against capable men. Zimmerman has only had his wife and girlfriends to practice real life violence on since killing Trayvon.
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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 10:44:40 am »
Hope DMX kills the prick

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 10:47:51 am »
Wait, let's back up to Zimmerman's version of events: He says that Martin was beating him up and he was too weak to defend himself without the use of a gun. His defense was based around the concept that he was physically unfit. Now he's signing up for a boxing match? Seriously?

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 10:54:42 am »
One word: Trashy.
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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 02:57:20 pm »
Sometimes, karma bites people in the butt.

Sometimes, people shove their butts into karma's face.

Zimmerman is one of the latter people.
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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2014, 04:13:25 pm »
all I can think is 'who the hell is DMX?'
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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 04:16:03 pm »
all I can think is 'who the hell is DMX?'
A rapper whose career is basically dead.

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 04:54:08 pm »
Hope DMX kills the prick

A little bloodthirsty, no?  I mean I know you don't like the guy, and I'm not exactly a huge fan of him; but don't you think wishing he'd gets straight up murdered is going a little to far?
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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 08:15:58 pm »
Wait, let's back up to Zimmerman's version of events: He says that Martin was beating him up and he was too weak to defend himself without the use of a gun. His defense was based around the concept that he was physically unfit. Now he's signing up for a boxing match? Seriously?

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 08:57:08 pm »
Wait, let's back up to Zimmerman's version of events: He says that Martin was beating him up and he was too weak to defend himself without the use of a gun. His defense was based around the concept that he was physically unfit. Now he's signing up for a boxing match? Seriously?

He's been working out on his wife's head since the trial.

I really shouldn't have laughed at that.

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Re: Zimmerman Vs. DMX
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 10:21:59 pm »
So, am I the only one who thinks that DMX is also kind of a douche for doing this? No where near as shitty as Zimmerman, but Jesus Christ, this is tacky as fuck.
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