Granted: They suceed.Granted, but they are unstable, and cause all the uranium on earth to reach critical mass after 5 minutes
I wish 40K Titans were real and I owned one.
All the books in the world are homeopathic conspiracy theorist books and books by Jenny McCarthy.
I wish I had a vibrator without my parents knowing about it.
Granted, but the cemetery only exists in an alternate Everett branch.Granted, but the only word you can say is "Refudiate."
I wish for the ability to popularise into common usage any new word or redefinition I want.
Granted but now they come back and constantly nag you about getting killedGranted, you now have no sex life, so there is nothing for you to complain about.
I wish that my boss would shut up about how many woman he had sex with in a week.
Granted, an antimatter bomb is detonated which vaporizes the entire warehouse, including your most essential spare parts which just happened to be stored there.Granted, but it causes gravity to reverse at random moments
I wish I had a personal holodeck.
Granted but you run out of milk to go with cake. Then Chell replaces you with Adventure Core.Granted, but the harmony is Rebecca Black's "Friday"
Ironbite-I wish, once more, for the world to live in perfect harmony.
Granted. 45 pounds of Rhodium falls on your head. You die.
I wish that tomorrow I meet a cute, nerdy Jewish girl, we fall in love, get married, raise kids, and live happily after after.
Granted, but you can no longer communicate in any language known to man.Granted. 45 pounds of Rhodium falls on your head. You die.
I wish that tomorrow I meet a cute, nerdy Jewish girl, we fall in love, get married, raise kids, and live happily after after.
Granted. Now you have to deal with her mother. And all your kids will marry gentiles.
I wish I was good at math.
Granted. But in this world wishes are fishes.
I wish for the power of telekinesis.
(Telekinesis: Moving objects with mind. Telepathy: Reading and communicating with minds)
Granted. You are promptly accused of terrorism and held indefinitely under the provisions of the NDAA.
I wish to visit Mars.
(Telekinesis: Moving objects with mind. Telepathy: Reading and communicating with minds)
Granted. You are promptly accused of terrorism and held indefinitely under the provisions of the NDAA.
I wish to visit Mars.
Granted. No oxygen. You suffocate.
I wish I could speak Basque.
Granted. However, while you were away, someone sneaks up on your gay note, writes your closest friends which happen to have the same gender as you, as well as several random same-gendered people. You are then promptly chased by droves of homosexual people who fell in love with you, Benny Hill style.Granted, you meet Alexander the Great as one of the soldiers he killed in his conquests.
I wish I have a time-travel machine which allows me to meet now-deceased famous figures (John Lennon, Martin Luther King, etc.)
Granted. But you forget to grant yourself the ability to see the consequences of using your powers before you start using them and, as a result, destroy the world.So? I'm omnipotent, I can bring it back with less effort than it takes to release a fart.
I wish the latest Minecraft updates weren't so shitty.
Granted, your job pays well, you become a celebrity amongst internet users, but now there are hackers and other programmers who wants to plagiarize the stuff you made.
I wish I had cryokinesis. (ability to control ice)
Granted, some mouth-breathing teenagers kills them and fulfills his zombie hunting fantasies.Granted, your job pays well, you become a celebrity amongst internet users, but now there are hackers and other programmers who wants to plagiarize the stuff you made.
I wish I had cryokinesis. (ability to control ice)
Congratulations. You accidentally freeze your own body solid.
I wish Abbott & Costello would come back from the dead.
Granted, it's really cool by the standards of 8 year old girls. You shall be forever known as Princess Loveyhair.Granted, but you only remember to wish for potatoes.
I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to wish for stuff.
Granted, you get a highly aggressive giant lobster the size of an elephant with pincers half the size of refridgerators. But yes, it would be delicious if you could manage to kill and eat it somehow.
Granted. But you forget to feed it one morning and when it gets hungry it eats you.
I wish I had some pie.
Granted but there is a two year weight restriction of 5lb on the forks you are allowed to lift.Not possible, due to my country being of a post-Napoleonic mindset and thus using metric measurements for those sorts of things.
Granted, but its counterfeit.
I wish that Dick Cheney and the next poster would passionately make love
Wish granted. They're very successful because of being part of the US. Oh. I'm sorry! Did you mean secede?
Granted. The weight of the sheer hubris of the new nation causes it to sink into the gulf, raising water levels and flooding most of the southern US (and we have some very cool members from that area).Granted. Your kids become geniuses who cure cancer and solve world hunger while you receive no credit for having raised them.
I wish they'd stop blaming me for things my kids pick up on their own.
Granted. Your blood alcohol content is 1.0
I wish compost didn't stink.
Granted. It turns out to be a cursed bass of finger severing, and you are now fingerless.You are crushed to death by a giant chocolate chip cookie.
I wish I had a giant chocolate chip cookie.
A little confused, because my body doesn't have a penis.... but.......And now we know why.
Granted. The food was awful instead.
I wish that there was more to eat at home right now.
Granted. They're the ones who watch the show religiously and burn you for heresy.Granted, but it can only hold enough fuel for 5mins of flight and said fuel costs $30/gal.
I wish I had a jetpack.
Granted. One day, you turn your emotions off and forget to ever turn them back on. You spend the rest of your life a pathetic, emotionless husk.Granted. It promptly breaks upon arrival, leaving you no way to get home.
I wish I had a new car to take me to my new job.
Granted. One day, you turn your emotions off and forget to ever turn them back on. You spend the rest of your life a pathetic, emotionless husk.Actually, turn them off and leave them turned off is exactly what I'd do.
Granted, but the clones with several STDs
I wish that the weather was around 20 degrees celcius
Granted, you're the first one to get a Fuck No!
I wish I had some chocolate right now.
Granted, you now have an additional $10,000 in cash, and also an additional $20,000 in debt.Granted. Your lack of sleep leads to forgetting which day is which and drives you insane.
I wish I could survive without ever needing to sleep.
Granted. However, on your first class the professor immediately throws an exam in your face, consisting of the most complex quantum mechanics, algebra, and trigonometry questions you will ever face.Granted, but it's a cheap-ass model that doesn't work half the time, so you're arrested for assault.
I wish I had a nice big cluebat to whack some sense into some fundies I know.
Granted, guess what your mum's having for dinner?
I wish there were more hours in the night.
Granted, you have thousands of dollars worth of coupons, redeemable for all the cloths you could ever want.
Granted, you have thousands of dollars worth of coupons, redeemable for all the cloths you could ever want.
I really don't see the corruption here, that's actually just as good.
Granted - you make use of the services of the Easyfind Apartment Letting Agency. It takes them 5 minutes to find your ideal apartment. You move in, unaware of the radioactive spores that have diffused in from the bionuclear research lab that occupies the rest of the building. It takes you two years to die a sublimely painful death - but the rent is cheap.Well, obviously, they didn’t find my ideal apartment, since my ideal apartment specifically is non-radioactive. :P
I wish for a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut.Granted. But you never get to see Albuquerque. The hermaphrodite still tracks you down, though. And some other psycho manages to find a reason to cut your arms and legs off with a chainsaw, Torso Boy.
Wish granted. Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers)!
I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.
Wish granted. Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers)!
I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.
Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.
I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.
Wish granted. Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers)!
I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.
Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.
I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.
Wish granted. You're now in a coma and unable to interact with the rest of the world mentally. (Note: I first read that as tentacles.)
I wish that we didn't have to worry about this damned snow here.
Wish granted. Have fun on that test on theoretical physics, quantum mechanics, and cat breeds (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers)!
I wish for a lifetime supply of FREE, CAFFEINATED COFFEE.
Granted. However, it contains a fatal dose of caffeine.
I wish that I could crush the testicles of others using only the power of my mind.
Wish granted. You're now in a coma and unable to interact with the rest of the world mentally. (Note: I first read that as tentacles.)
I wish that we didn't have to worry about this damned snow here.
Granted. It's 200 degrees outside. Celsius.
I wish I had a battle-axe, and could legally use it on anyone I wanted.
Granted. You ignore the problem and it gets worse.
I wish I had Pinkie Sense.
Granted, but Newt Gingrich used it to wipe his ass.Granted, it's from Meshakhad's sammich.
I wish I wish for some salami.
Wish granted. You have a horribly charred steak.Granted. When you get shot with bullets, they hit you in a 6/8 time signature.
I wish for bullet-time skills.
Granted. You make horrible wishes of a totally different kind.
I wish I could blink and have my stuff automatically packed for the move.
Granted. LHM, cestlefun, rosenewock, and WMDkitty come back.But of course, who else would I test my new Internet-deployed neurotoxin on?
Granted. Your professors turn into super-villains and hound you day and night, calling you “Brilliant but Lazy.” (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316654/)Granted, but you electrocute yourself constantly since you never figure out how to use your powers safely.
I wish I had electrokinesis.
Granted, all the dialogue and written content is in Chinese.
I wish my oven worked more than half the time.
Wish granted. It doesn't work anymore because of a worm that not only corrupts its drivers, but her entire computer!Granted. It misfires, and you "splinch" yourself.
I wish I had a portal gun.
Granted. It's essentially Twilight in space.Granted, but your new gaming PC is promptly stolen by an angry midget.
I wish I could afford my new gaming PC right now.
Granted, but your new gaming PC is promptly stolen by an angry midget.
I wish time travel was real, but somehow allowed me to exist as I am as a paradox.
Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.Granted, it tastes delicious and you get addicted to it. Its main ingredient is now uranium-235.
I wish cat litter did not taste so bad.
Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.So do we still get “American Pie,” then?
Wish granted. The surprise gives you a heart attack.Granted. It only works when you aren't trying to use it.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted. You get a pile of Monopoly money.Granted, but the dice have to be made from your own bones.
I wish I could control the outcome of dice rolls.
Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.You weren't the only one.
I wish I could walk on my hooves.
In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your hooves any more.
Granted, and you have a set of permanent blue balls to go with it.I laughed my ass off at the corruption. S'all good. ;D
I wish I could walk on my hands.
Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.
Granted. It's 50 yottabytes, and from a future that no longer uses any of our current forms of connection. It's usable in about 110 years. And then, it will run as slow as molasses.QuoteI wish I could walk on my hooves.
In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your hooves any more.
Thanks for completely mangling that, Google Ponify App!
Wish granted. He's a zombie that singlehandedly starts the zombie apocalypse.
I wish I had a new hard drive. Preferrably 1 TB minimum.
Granted, it's full of porn your parents made when you were at school. (You may have beaten me to the punch, e13, but you get this corruption anyways! Bahahaha!)I wish I had a new hard drive. Preferrably 1 TB minimum.Granted. It's 50 yottabytes, and from a future that no longer uses any of our current forms of connection. It's usable in about 110 years. And then, it will run as slow as molasses.
I wish I had a green duck. ::)
Granted, it's full of porn your parents made when you were at school. (You may have beaten me to the punch, e13, but you get this corruption anyways! Bahahaha!)I wish I had a new hard drive. Preferrably 1 TB minimum.Granted. It's 50 yottabytes, and from a future that no longer uses any of our current forms of connection. It's usable in about 110 years. And then, it will run as slow as molasses.
I wish I had a green duck. ::)
I wish I had more Magic: The Gathering cards to build decks with.
Granted. You get a job creating computer viruses for Al-Qaeda.
I wish George R.R. Martin supported fanfiction of his works, and that there was a vibrant A Song of Ice and Fire fanfic community.
Granted. The fat switches places so your excess stomach fat is in your neck and vice versa.Granted. You get a job creating computer viruses for Al-Qaeda.
I wish George R.R. Martin supported fanfiction of his works, and that there was a vibrant A Song of Ice and Fire fanfic community.
Granted, but half of them crossover with My Little Pony for no explained reason.
I wish to lose precisely 15 pounds of excess body fat from my stomach and neck.
Granted. The fat switches places so your excess stomach fat is in your neck and vice versa.Granted. You get a job creating computer viruses for Al-Qaeda.
I wish George R.R. Martin supported fanfiction of his works, and that there was a vibrant A Song of Ice and Fire fanfic community.
Granted, but half of them crossover with My Little Pony for no explained reason.
I wish to lose precisely 15 pounds of excess body fat from my stomach and neck.
I wish Firefly lasted exactly seven Emmy award winning seasons, all staring the regular original cast.
Granted - he does it at a sporting personalities gala dinner at the Whitehouse and the security people overreact resulting in the deaths of Tiger Woods and a number of penguins who got lost on a tour.Granted. But she "releases" them only in a pig-latin dub. You know, for the lulz!
I wish that there was a real River Tam who could break into Rupert Murdoch's secret Firelfy stash and steal the masters of the other six seasons - and release them to DVD!
You made no wish. Therefore to properly corrupt shit for you, I'm just going to send you to a personal hell where you have to face your own fear. So you can't eventually overcome it, I'm going to remove your ability to overcome fears.Granted. You now sound like Carrot Top.
I wish that I didn't just sound like the Biblical God in this post.
Granted, the dragons eat you because you're a mere human, then die because the germs naturally found in your body are a horrendous neurotoxin to theirs.You made no wish. Therefore to properly corrupt shit for you, I'm just going to send you to a personal hell where you have to face your own fear. So you can't eventually overcome it, I'm going to remove your ability to overcome fears.Granted. You now sound like Carrot Top.
I wish that I didn't just sound like the Biblical God in this post.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart. :-\
Granted. This includes the language of the Old Ones. You start hearing things in it that you never noticed before. Soon, you are driven to slaughter everyone you ever knew.
I wish I could force all gay marriage opponents to either provide reasoned arguments for banning gay marriage, or accept that it should be legal.
Granted. Your snake becomes your perfect companion. You are inseparable (no, this is not another iteration of the 'Nate and lever' joke!). You go on a hiking holiday in the high desert. The nights are very cold and your snake, who you have named Plissken, slithers into your sleeping bag every night and curls up at your feet. Six days into the trip, Plissken meets a lady snake and falls desperately in love. Over the next three days he woos here with an intesnity rarely seen in a reptile. The night of that third day, she succumbs to his scaley charms and follows him to the foot of your sleeping bag. There is much threshing and thrashing around. The foot of the bag is insufficient to contain their anguine (look it up) passion - their writhing coils make their gradual way to the head of the bag - where they get wrapped around your neck and you die from serpent strangulation.Granted. Your cute kitty hates you. That should suffice.
I wish for a cute kitty who I can name Fluffy - after Fluffy the Cosmic Kitten, Creator of all.
Granted: You climb out into the house of the lycra thong wearing Phelps. He then gets to have sex with you as a reward for saving you.*Granted, you live in Syria. Good luck with that revolution.
I wish I lived in a hot country.
*You know, it's just possible that I watch too much porn......
Granted: You climb out into the house of the lycra thong wearing Phelps. He then gets to have sex with you as a reward for saving you.*Granted, you live in Syria. Good luck with that revolution.
I wish I lived in a hot country.
*You know, it's just possible that I watch too much porn......
I wish the US had reliable high-speed rail between it's major cities.
Granted, but nobody will hire you because you're too inexperienced.Granted. Now you can't find your pants. ANY of them.
I wish that I knew where the shirt I'm looking for is.
Wish granted. You know how you got the cut. You do not know, however, how you got that nasty concussion bruise. That's probably not a good sign. Also, an appointment with the doctor is going to be expensive as shit because you no longer have insurance. It doesn't matter if you had insurance before. The concussion is a "preexisting condition" and you are therefore denied coverage. Also, the insurance companies are now forever able to deny coverage to anyone because the republicans have just repealed healthcare reform in full without any plans of their own to replace it.Granted. Now they continually get cut off before you finish them because HOLY CRAP LOOK OUT BEHI-!
I wish my wish corruptions were shorter.
Granted, you broke your arm while jerking off. Have fun explaining that to your doctor.Granted. Your shit conveniently comes out in sweet smelling, non-toxic, pellets, which are fully biodegradable! The bad news is your piss, to compensate, now burns like the pits of hell!
I wish shit was simpler.
10:46:06 AM versus 11:03:27 AMHeck if I know. Your post didn't come up when I answered. *shrug*
Granted. Unfortunately, there is a glitch in the system the very first time you use it and you arrive having been not unly turned inside out but also the stereoscopy of all your optically active molecues has been reversed.Granted. Now your room has hundreds of hungry white tigers. Enjoy!
I wish for more white tigers.
Wish granted. You waste the entire day sleeping.Granted. You play so well, you just can't stop, and eventually wear down your fingers into nothing... ew.
I wish I could play the guitar well.
I wish I had a hammer. So I could hammer in the mornin', and hammer in the evening, all over this land.
Granted, it interferes with your bladder and bowel control. Your dick is also permanently hard.Granted. Your eyes dehydrate and leave you blind.
I wish for perfectly moisturized hands.
Granted, but the wrong people learn of your skills and force you to cook meth at gunpoint.
(Yes, I did just start watching Breaking Bad, why do you ask?)
I wish for a zipline across the canyon at my house that will never break or cause any other type of accident.
Granted. Now every employer assumes you are overqualified.Damn snipe.(click to show/hide)
Wish granted. You have self-respect. Unfortunately, you're now the only person who respects you.
I wish I had the perfect resume.
Granted. I am now a zombie and I just bit you.Granted. The washing machine broke instead. No shrinking!
I wish that my freaking shirt hadn't shrank in the wash.
Granted, but it's absolutely horrible, and all the fans start rioting.Granted. Your hair, however, is always styled to make you look like Carrot Top. But well brushed!
I wish that I could snap my fingers and have my hair all brushed without having to deal with the in between caveman look after I get out of the shower.
Granted, but it's a MEL Gibson.You are immediately presented the opportunity, as you are thrust into the middle of a joint congressional session. Your sudden appearance causes the entire joint session to quick turn their heads, causing whiplash akin to a hard slap. For a moment, all the politicians question reality. Then the topic at hand, the budget, is brought up, and things return to normal.
I wish I could slap some sense into our politicians. (US Gov)
Granted, but it's a MEL Gibson.You are immediately presented the opportunity, as you are thrust into the middle of a joint congressional session. Your sudden appearance causes the entire joint session to quick turn their heads, causing whiplash akin to a hard slap. For a moment, all the politicians question reality. Then the topic at hand, the budget, is brought up, and things return to normal.
I wish I could slap some sense into our politicians. (US Gov)
You are then immediately arrested for breaking into congress.
I wish I had a high definition LCD TV, 30-odd inches, with an HDMI output.
Granted, but you are under mind control and are forced to run marathons non stop without rest.Granted, you are now being chased by killer robots who's sole mission is to end your life in the most painful way imaginable. The only way to stop them is to blow up the Vatican. Have fun not sleeping.
I wish that I wasn't so bored.
Granted. You feverishly tear open the packaging only to find that there has been an error at the printer's and every page is blank.As long as the game itself works, I happy. Though a blank manual is rather irritating.
I wish for another season of Fawlty Towers.Granted, but John Cleese is replaced with "DJ Pauly D" (At least I think that's his name) from "Jersey Shore".
Granted, but reality imploded last week. You are now a one dimensional being in a two dimensional 'brane, waiting for a new event...Granted, the tooth falls out because of shoddy repair work and you swallow it.
I wish that my recently repaired tooth would stop hurting so much.
Granted, but all your instruments break.Granted, your motivation comes from my band hitting you with our broken instruments when you do something else.
I wish that I was motivated to do my chores right now...
Granted, but you now have no business at ALL.I don't have any to begin with, since I only wanted to get some food without having to fight my way through crowds.
Granted, but upon trying to travel back in time you get eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex.Granted. You have one perfect relationship. All of your friends and family sense the unnatural presence of this and shun you. Forever.
I wish to be in a perfect relationship.
Granted, but upon trying to travel back in time you get eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex.Granted. You have one perfect relationship. All of your friends and family sense the unnatural presence of this and shun you. Forever.
I wish to be in a perfect relationship.
I wish I could get a raise that was over 10¢.
Wish granted. They sound like they were written by a dyslexic five-year-old.Granted. All your classes are put on hold and you're sent home for the remainder of the semester. You can continue where you left off after the hold ends. Sounds simple, right?
I wish I had a less crazy semester.
granted but they all shrink in the washGranted. His name is Bob, not Richard. He's an asshole.
I wish that i could find a good looking gay man in New Orleans who isn't a dick.
(http://www.niftynuthouse.com/images/P/milk%20chocolate%20gold%20coins.jpg)Congratulations, you are the 2nd worst person in the country!
I wish for a silver trophy.
Congratulations, you are the 2nd worst person in the country!
Granted. The cure is AIDS.
I wish I could play the piano.
Granted. The cure is AIDS.
I wish I could play the piano.
Wish granted. You can play, but you play like shit. Also, you only have your off hand to play with.
I wish I had Weird Al's autograph.
Wish granted. You're done because you no longer have the patches or the vest to sew.Granted, but the strength and dexterity needed for this kills everyone you fingerbang.
I wish I could type at 300 words per minute with reasonable accuracy and precision.
Granted. Use the following technique.Granted. It's decent vore porn.
1. Load gun
2. Place end of barrel against head
3. Pull trigger.
You'll never feel pain again.
I wish decent porn was easier to find.
Wish granted. They want your penis and scrotum in return. I mean in the "let's surgically remove them" sense.
I wish I could sleep in more often.
Granted, but all the sprites are replaced with penises.
I wish I was doing better in Calculus.
Granted, but, subjectively, you are at the bottom of the pile. Incidentally, everyone hates you.Granted. You see the end and file a complaint with the FTC, thus ensuring no one ever takes you seriously again.
I wish I was not addicted to Mass Effect 3.
Granted, granted, as you said
You are now back in the old homestead
But at night, mutant zombies attack.
I bet you wish you'd never gone back!
I wish for an ointment, the topical application of which cures all ills.
Granted you're so nice you let people walk all over youGranted. Hitler filled concentration camps with un-funny people instead of Jews (not that I know of many funny Jews, come to think of it), in an attempt to create a master race of comedians. His manuscripts say he did it, quite literally for the lulz.
I wish Germans were funnier people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funnybot)
You die two days before the maiden voyage.Granted. He gives the cat to you.
I wish my roommate would take better care of his cat.
You stop losing things. In fact, you are absolutely incapable of losing anything. This includes things you actually want to lose, like bad memories or habits. You can't even die, since you stop losing your life as well. You are doomed to walk the earth forever, gradually accumulating the physical and emotional baggage of immortality but unable to do anything about it. You are reduced to a crippled wreck, barely mustering (but not losing) the will to even live, but still firmly connected to reality (since you can't lose your sanity, either). Eventually, you are kidnapped and used by a criminal as a human shield. When that criminal is finally caught by police, you are taken in with him to be experimented on for the rest of eternity.Granted. It's so awesome you can never stop talking about it to anyone. Ever!
I wish for awesome music that won't kill anyone upon hearing it, and with no legal repercussions for the ownership thereof.
Granted, you drink more bear urine instead.Granted, enjoy the explosive diarrhea.
I wish I wasn't farting so much today.
Granted, enjoy the paparazzi zerg rush every time you set foot in public.Granted. Uni is hermaphroditic and procreates, creating hundreds of more unis.
I wish uni would go fuck itself.
Wish granted. You no longer have any desires to control.
I wish I could easily get an "A" in any class I ever took.
You wish for death for ninjaing me.Granted. This is achieved by all the good talent and production teams going to TNA, forcing all other professional wrestling organizations to fold. TNA, no have too many people to work with, promptly implodes.
Ironbite-I wish TNA didn't suck so hard.
Granted. You are a broken-down pony that is used to give unruly children rides for a buck a pop at suck-ass county fairs in Oklahoma and Kansas.Granted. You trade places with the equivalent in an alternate reality. You know nothing about how game mechanics work in their real world and are promptly assassinated by a jealous rival.
I wish I were an level 13/5 level elf Wizard/Archmage.
Granted. Rick Santorum immediately seizes the presidency in the ensuing chaos and makes Michelle Bachmann his vice-president.Granted. Now only gay marriage is allowed.
I wish gay marriage was finally legal worldwide.
(I play Pathfinder with a few holdovers from 3.5)
Granted. It is a high-strung, yippy chihuahua that is always biting at your ankles and refuses to be housebroken.Granted. All organisms on the planet Earth immediately cease to exist. All that is left is a peaceful silence.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but it flops and you land in the poor house.I said hit Broadway musical, genius.
Granted, you're given access to a crack den to sleep in. Have fun with that.Granted. You have that control, but become incredibly indecisive on what your desires should be, and become a recluse, hiding from the world.
I wish I had conscious control over my own desires.
Granted, but it only works on zombie goasts.
I wish Whiet Castle Fries still only came in one size.
Granted but you laugh so hard that you die,then your mother see's the pun she dies, Then the Army takes this pun and uses it as a weapon against the Taliban. (A cookie for the person who gets this reference.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
I wish I could sleep better.Granted. You can, but for some reason or another, you don't.
Granted, they edit all of Wikipedia's articles and it stays.Granted. Apocalypse arrives and is defeated by the X-Men
I wish that a Apocalypse would finally happen.
Granted. The entire planet bursts into flames.
I wish it weren't so hot.
Granted, instead he silently sneaks into your room every night and nibbles off a tiny portion of your dick. You don't seem to notice until one night when he gets greedy and bites off half of it, leaving you in screaming agony and unable to properly fap forever.
I wish I never had to sleep and it did not have a negative impact on my health.
I wish I never had to sleep and it did not have a negative impact on my health.
Wish granted. They only find it by studying your corpse.Granted. It's so clever, no one can corrupt it and you kill the thread.
I wish I could make a really clever wish.
Granted, but it's so realistic that the army is sent in to capture you.But I'm already in the Army, they have no need to capture me. d:
I wish my full stop key wasn't being finicky.
I wish the shower was sentient and it would complement me on the size of my bellend every morning.Oooh, it's so thin you can hardly see it. It must be the latest model... Is Apple going to sue for infringements on the mac-air design? I never realised miniaturisation had got to that stage.
Granted, but it resents having to lie, so it also air hammers the pipes, and sends random bursts of icy cold and boiling hot water through. It also starts screaming every time you play with yourself.
I wish the vast majority of people who realise that trickle down economics is just being pissed on and doesn't work, but still support it in the deluded belief that one day they'll be able to piss on others if they get pissed on enough (or even just have enough aside to buy an umbrella), would actually clue in to the reality of their situation.
(I'm also confused why you didn't ask for a sentient guy/girl to complement you on your penis under the shower every morning.)
Granted. They are, however, shark pups, not dog pups.
I wish I had a complete intuitive understanding of vector calculus.
I wish that my body had woken me up so damn early for no reason.Granted... How exactly does one corrupt an already shitty wish?!
Granted. It's the tastiest beef jerky imaginable. And each bite gives you another heart attack.
I wish I was allowed to yell at asshole customers.
Granted, you never wake up.
I wish my memory wasn't so glitchy.
Granted. You say it to a bunch of angry, militant atheists and end up, at best, in hospital.
I wish my computer didn't lock up when I play music on it.
Granted. There's so much of it that your roof caves in.
I wish for pleasant weather.
Granted. Your doctor sucks and botches it horribly.
I wish all the various Linux distributions had proper compatibility with each other.
Granted. Now they're bitching about how you keep your pubes.
I wish for a hot, smart, nice girlfriend.
Granted. And it's a heluva nice gun. Best on the market. Of course you have no clear idea how to use it.
I wish I could draw more than just stick figures.
Wouldn't the correct corruption here be - granted - you die of constipation?QuoteI wish for immunity to laxatives.Granted. Explosive diarrhoea is now the norm for you.
I wish it wasn't so hot.Granted, but your heat rash gets worse anyway... There's a river of sweat pooling in your bum crack and your jock itch starts to draw blood.
I wish Windows 8 wasn't waging a war on menus and general functionality.Granted. Everybody goes back to the good old days of Windows Me.
Granted, you'll make 20 cents more than you would, had you gone to work, but only if you spend a full ten consecutive hours standing in the toilet completely motionless, with a bottle of ranch sauce in your rectum and a mouthful of baking soda.Granted. Given that everything has consequences, and at least some of them can be perceived as negative, your only option is to do nothing. Given that doing nothing - inaction - in fact also has negative consequences, this means that either you become the world's most patholigical do-gooder ever, which in itself will still have some negative consequences, or you quite simply cannot want, cannot wish, cannot think. If you were alive, but vegetated, there is the Schiavo problem. This means you therefore must be non-sapient. I am thinking perhaps the best course of action is for your molecules to exist as a perpetually recycled roll of toilet paper, and you're never allowed to be used for arson, or to block drains. You're also very soft and luxuriant.
I wish I could do whatever the fuck I want, with no negative consequences whatsoever.
By the way, Art: George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush?I'll go with Bush Jr.
Granted. Turns out that idiots breed fast enough to more than outpace one per day.(I was quite aware of this fact) Be great to wave good-bye to the crème de la crème though....
I wish for some Nutella.(Granted, it's been fucked by a high school football team though.)
I wish the cat wasn't as annoying.Granted, it graduates to psychopathically evil. You're more shitscared of it than a dozen hungry tigers.
I wish I had more free time.Granted. You're immortal. Gets pretty boring long before we evolve into a new species, and there's only 500 million years or so before Earth becomes too hostile for mulitcellular life and it's just you and the goop. Wait till the sun dies. Then the galaxy, and you have to swim to another one...
I wish that I could buy every cd I could ever want without breaking the bank.Granted, but only because CDs are obsolete and no one has a working CD player any more or legacy drivers. They sell them to you because it's cheaper than having them dumped or ground up. You have so many CDs you can't actually walk into half the rooms in your house, nor can you afford the awesome holographic recorders everyone else has.
Granted, you get nothing ever again. Not even oxygen.Errr, granting that wish gave you the wish to corrupt...
I wish I had a yummy blueberry pie that didn't contain any ingredients that would make me hurt (like razor blades) or uncomfortable (like laxatives).Granted... Emphasis on had. you made it yourself. It looked lovely too. Then Jim Levenstein came to visit while it was cooling on the window sill. Don't worry, the only discomfort is mental... See if you can enjoy it as much as he did.
Granted, but you get major sunburn.
I wish for a menagerie containing one of every cute animal on the planet, who would all get along together and not try to kill and eat each other.
Not bad, but you should've given him the clap too. (And calloused hands from his labouring job.)QuoteI wish to be paid $1,000 a day to masturbate once a day.Granted, you get paid one lump some of 1000 dollars, but you have to masturbate once a day EVERY day without fail or else you owe the whole sum of the money back PLUS interest.
I wish there was an amnesty on offshore tax evasion, with the proviso that 10% of all funds gets turned over to a world climate change initiative, and all future profits on investments are similarly taxed at 10% for world benefits, with 10% going to the tax haven of choice and 25% going home to the country of origin of the funds where it is invested in infrastructure, education, the arts, health care and other egalitarian projects. The other 55% annual gains can stay with the super-rich assholes who are acting like modern day pharoahs and sucking the economy dry.Granted, but nobody makes use of it, since they can keep a lot more than 55% of their money by keeping their money in the tax haven of their choice.
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I wish to become a super-intelligent AI with complete control over the world's electronics systems - including satellites, weapons systems and the internet.Granted, but you spend your entire existence serving up porn, wincing at bad grammar, logical asshattery, pet photos, all round idiocy and being wanked on by pus-filled, diseased, genetically frail flesh-bags. In short you are the world's largest and most complete compendium of fail. Have fun with that...
I wish to become a super-intelligent AI with complete control over the [...] internet.Granted, but you spend your entire existence serving up porn, wincing at bad grammar, logical asshattery, pet photos, all round idiocy and being wanked on by pus-filled, diseased, genetically frail flesh-bags. In short you are the world's largest and most complete compendium of fail. Have fun with that...
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I wish people didn't give a shit about the sexuality of others as much.
Granted. It's an eldritch abomination the knowledge of which drives you mad.
I wish for a million dollars.
Granted. It falls from the sky and lands on your head, cartoon-style.
I wish to get the job I'm interviewing for Wednesday at the doggy daycare.
Granted, because nothing exists anymore.
I wish to be personally trained in magic by Merlin himself.
Granted, but you are compelled to use it.Granted, but you are enslaved for the Energon, and tortured whenever you do not create it.
I wish to be able to create Energon at will.
Granted, but every time you successfully issue such a command, someone else comes along and shoves large quantities of ghost pepper paste up your ass and urethra.Granted. Now you're in Hell.
I wish it was warmer.
Granted, but you can never get it to work.Granted, but they've been magically modified, and his manhood is always on display.
I wish for a complete collection of George Carlin's performances.
Granted. Like the real one, it kills you and eats your soul/spark.Granted. The fish, however, have pants, and their pants fill with fish until they explode and so on and so forth until the entire universe is drowned in fish.
Ironbite-once more I wish for so much fish people's pants explode.
Granted. You are the wiener of a man named Oscar Mayer.Granted, but you die of drowning one day.
I wish to be a licensed, successful scuba instructor.
Granted. You try to create a rock so large even you cannot lift it and vanish in a puff of logic.Granted, but it will kill the thread.
I wish the next person to make a wish would make this wish.
Granted but they explode before voicing their wish.Granted, but as you sleep, it comes to life and molests you.
I wish I had a plushie Sleepy.
Granted now but in the process you are given the mental state of a three year old child...enjoy.Granted, but he now can edit everyone else's.
I wish the U.S would lower the legal drinking age to 18.
Granted, but the resulting game is less "Lord of the Rings" and more "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".Granted, but they die before you get them, so there are no autographs
I wish for a complete set of Monty Python DVDs, all in perfect condition and autographed by all of the surviving Pythons.
Granted. All of the evil twins end up raping the good twins. Because, you know...evil.Granted, but girl you has breast cancer, and male you has testicular and prostate cancer.
I wish to be able to change into an incredibly hot female version of myself and back at will.
Granted, but all of your loved ones get caught in the explosion. Collateral damage, you know.Granted, but you don't have a way to do repairs or maintenance. And, your cyberbrain is hacked.
I wish for a Ghost in the Shell-type cyborg body, where it's just my brain in a cybernetic body that looks and moves exactly like an organic body, but is stronger, faster and all-around better.
Granted,but they die in a fire soon after.Granted, but he still drops a colony on you.
I wish for Ironbite to get mode lock.
Granted. It's because the entire human race was wiped out in the zombie apocalypse.Granted. You get e. coli.
I wish for a bologna sandwich.
Granted,but the Friends on the Other Side drag you into a voodoo shadow dimension to be tortured.Granted, but you're weaker than Primus because you're brought down by being part Unicorn ;D
I wish for the powers of Primus and Unicorn combined.
Granted. In a moment of self-reflection, you realise your greatest enemy is yourself and are promptly destroyed.Granted, but it's extremely stupid in actuality, so you doom people.
I wish for the ability to make everyone convinced everything I say is deeply wise.
Granted, but all they do is sleep, so they're pretty boring.Granted. They continue fucking your corpse for years.
I wish to die of a heart attack while in a foursome with gorgeous female identical triplets.
Granted. The burning world catches you on fire, and you burn to death.Granted. It's free, because you now piss mead.
I wish mead wasn't so expensive.
Granted. A killer whale eats you.Granted, but so is their society.
I wish Victorian-era men's clothing was still in fashion.
Granted. You get lynched when people find out your wish is responsible for the new dystopia.Granted, but you have the weight of CWC, the sanity of Charles Manson and the psychopathy of Richard Ramirez.
I wish for the archery skills of Legolas, the ax-fighting skills of Gimli and the leadership skills of Aragorn.
Granted. The mute button then malfunctions, leaving you effectively deaf. You go insane from never being able to listen to musicGranted. It's the only thing you know how to do.
I wish I knew how to cook Indian food.
Granted. They're only considered horrible by fundies, and no one else.Granted. It's sentient, and its name is GLaDOS
I wish I had a better computer.
Granted, now it's stripey.Granted. You're in the same time period as him, too.
I wish for the sharpshooting skill of the Lone Ranger.
Granted, but they're also the only places that get oxygen.Granted, but it's covered in shit.
I wish for some chicken schnitzel.
Granted. You accidentally shoot yourself in the groin in the process of drawing it.Granted. He thinks you stole it from you and kills you.
I wish I had a mask like Rorschach's.
Granted. You shoot yourself in the crotch, rendering yourself unable to enjoy the mountains of conservative poon you would otherwise get.Granted. Your hammers are normal hammers, though, and most of his attacks rely on super strength or other powers, so it's pretty useless.
I wish for the hammer-fighting skills of Thor.
Granted. This includes things like lions, tigers, leopards, etc. You are ripped apart and devoured.Granted. He makes you shoot yourself in the head.
I wish R.U. Sirius would stop making me shoot myself in the groin.
Granted, you are now Kirby.Granted. Every inch of the universe that is not you is chibi leek-holding Mikus.
I wish I was surrounded by chibi leek-holding Mikus.
Granted. The recoil rips your arm off.Granted. You're being force-fed sauerkraut by Rammstein.
I wish I had some sauerkraut.
Granted. The sugar rush gives you a heart attack.Granted. It's even less intelligent than Chii was at first, only it never gets smarter.
I wish for a cute female-model PersoCom.
Granted. You're ritually cannibalized by them onstage. The bad part is, you're still alive when they start to eat you.Granted, but the next one is a snuff film, and you're their co-star.
I wish Lordi would make more horror movies.
Granted, you've got Never Gonna Give You Up stuck in your head instead.Granted. You eat them and it turns out that they were laced with Mad Cow and E. Coli.
I wish for some chicken wings.
Granted, it becomes a real monster.Granted. You're dead, she's running towards your corpse.
I wish for Luka to appear in my living room, chained to the floor by her arms and running toward me.
Granted, they now set you on fire.You're dead, and she's running towards your corpse to check if you have a pulse (Spoiler: no).
I wish to know why she's running towards me.
Granted, It blows up on use.Granted. You are reborn as a baby. A baby male Preying Mantis.
I wish I was alive again.
Granted. It gives you the overwhelming desire to shoot yourself in the left buttock with a shotgun.Granted. The MPAA arrests you for stealing it and gets you a multi-million dollar fine and decades in jail.
I wish to have an early-release DVD of the "Devil's Carnival" sequel and for it to be as awesome as it looks.
Granted. Your intestines ache instead.Granted. They sever your spine.
I wish there existed couches/chairs where you could sit on them for hours on end and not get a sore ass.
Granted. You know everything about parkour but you lack the physical ability to pull off even the simplest techniques.Granted, but you lose some of your ability to tell the difference between fiction and reality each time you use it.
I wish for the ability to make fictional characters listen when I yell at them about the stupid things they are doing.
Granted, but only a single person at a time, it requires constant concentration, and once you stop concentrating they're driven into a murderous rage toward you and everyone you love.Granted. You make reckless decisions.
I wish I was more decisive.
Granted. You get a cat covered in the blood of all your friends and family.Granted. But, since everything is seen as awesome by someone (even if it's just the maker), everything continues forever.
I wish that awesome franchies would go on forever, staying awesome.
Granted. But they're all obscured by some guy rubbing his balls on the camera lens.Granted. The only form you can turn into is a cinderblock, and you can't turn back. Oh, and you don't know this until you try.
I wish I could shape shift.
Granted, but it's only people you hate.Granted. Mind you, he and the rest of the Endless don't take too kindly to this.
I wish for all the powers of Morpheus (the Sandman).
Granted. You're charged with murder after a tornado picks it up whole and drops it on some old lady.Granted. They begin rereleasing "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans".
I wish they'd stop rereleasing "The Wizard of Oz" to theaters.
Granted. They are now undead monstrosities who hunger for flesh.Granted, but everyone else has it too.
I wish for the ability to make people do whatever I want them to.
Granted. It gives you terrible constipation.Granted. It starts in Texas and ends five minutes later with one dead zombie and twenty people killed in the crossfire.
I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen already.
Granted. Your computer is strapped to a rocket flying at supersonic speeds. it's very fast now.Granted. The Nazis won WW2 and rule the world. There's no Canada.
I wish the current Canadian prime minister, Stephen Harper, had never got elected.
Granted. The first thing you do is sign your name so no one else can steal it.Granted. Someone shoots you for it.
I wish for a perfect cyborg arm with artificial nerves I can feel through and enhanced strength.
Granted....except you are now a robosexual.Granted. That someone is arrested, though.
I wish someone would set Yahtzee on fire,kick him repeatedly and shoot him in the face.
Granted, but you're run over by a semi on your way to the date.Granted. However, all the oceans are stolen by aliens.
I wish to be a licensed, successful scuba-diving instructor.
Granted. You get lightbulbs covered in your significant other's blood.
I wish for wishes to be granted in the way that I want.
Granted, but they cost several hundred dollars.Granted. You get lightbulbs covered in your significant other's blood.
I wish for wishes to be granted in the way that I want.
They are, but you become temporarily insane and develop a very skewed idea of what you want. When you return to your normal level of sanity, you find the stuff you wished for abhorrent.
I wish McVities would bring back marmite flavoured mini cheddars.
Granted, but it gets pooped on by a flock of pigeons the moment you unwrap it, with no spot being spared.Granted. The IQ of a random person drops 50 points each time.
I wish for the ability to raise the IQ of anyone I meet by 50 points.
Granted. The first time you use your invisibility, you fail to consider that it also makes you blind (since light passes right through you and doesn't interact with your eyes). You are immediately run over by a car you didn't see coming.Granted. You forget to make sure to deal with the fact that even going back or forward a century would kill you, because all the germs are extremely different to the ones your body knows how to deal with, and eat something, and die.
I wish for the ability to travel through time at will, in a manner that doesn't violate the Nobikov self-consistency principle.
Granted. You get a Tiger and it mauls you to death.Granted. You get in a crash as soon as you arrive at your destination and destroy it. You then eat the food, get the bacteria your immune system is not designed for and die.
I wish for a time traveling DeLorean
Granted. You get lost in its cavernous depths and starve to death trying to find your way out.Granted. Your house catches fire soon after and you lose the wallet, tripping and dropping it into flames.
I wish for a genuine $100 to appear in my wallet every time I opened it, with no negative consequences.
Granted. They all appear in the back vaults of people you like/admire, causing everyone you know and love to go to jail/get dragged into lengthy, stressful legal battles.Granted. You get lost in its cavernous depths and starve to death trying to find your way out.Granted. Your house catches fire soon after and you lose the wallet, tripping and dropping it into flames.
I wish for a genuine $100 to appear in my wallet every time I opened it, with no negative consequences.
I wish for a fake $100 bill to appear in the bank (not my account, but in random bank vaults) every time I say "I".
Granted. It's a sociopath, just like every other cat.Granted. They take over the world, uplift all the other animals, and subjugate all humans.
I wish my pets were sentient.
Wow. I can't imagine them figuring out their own tails, let alone that. They're dumb. As for you, you forgot your wish.Granted. It's a sociopath, just like every other cat.Granted. They take over the world, uplift all the other animals, and subjugate all humans.
I wish my pets were sentient.
I wish you hadn't pointed that out. :PWow. I can't imagine them figuring out their own tails, let alone that. They're dumb. As for you, you forgot your wish.Granted. It's a sociopath, just like every other cat.Granted. They take over the world, uplift all the other animals, and subjugate all humans.
I wish my pets were sentient.
Granted. You're retconned from reality.I wish you hadn't pointed that out. :PWow. I can't imagine them figuring out their own tails, let alone that. They're dumb. As for you, you forgot your wish.Granted. It's a sociopath, just like every other cat.Granted. They take over the world, uplift all the other animals, and subjugate all humans.
I wish my pets were sentient.
Granted. Regardless of your body fat/weight, you're hideous.Granted. You're retconned from reality.I wish you hadn't pointed that out. :PWow. I can't imagine them figuring out their own tails, let alone that. They're dumb. As for you, you forgot your wish.Granted. It's a sociopath, just like every other cat.Granted. They take over the world, uplift all the other animals, and subjugate all humans.
I wish my pets were sentient.
I wish for the ability to change my body fat and body weight at will.
Granted, but you are completely unable to land any slower than terminal velocity.Granted. They become horribly uptight, boring, and conservative, because that's what happens when you mature. As a result, rock stars don't last very long, either.
I wish people would actually mature as they grew older.
Granted. They all turn into Clone!Pinkie Pie-esque FUN FUN FUN WHERE IS THE FUN MOAR FUN FUN FUN!!! dipshits.Granted, but you are completely unable to land any slower than terminal velocity.Granted. They become horribly uptight, boring, and conservative, because that's what happens when you mature. As a result, rock stars don't last very long, either.
I wish people would actually mature as they grew older.
I wish people would stay less mature and more fun.
Granted, but it's always sunny where you are.Granted. You melt in hot water.
I wish I could swim in really cold water.
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.this pyramidquotes inof thechange someif IWill noticeI wonderIf Anyone
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.this pyramidquotes inof thechange someif IWill noticeI wonderIf Anyone
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.Granted. There is no audio.Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.this pyramidquotes inof thechange someif IWill noticeI wonderIf Anyone
I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphyxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.
Granted. You can no longer hit high notes.Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.real lifemeatspace.
I wish I could hit the low notes for the song I'm trying to learn without sounding like a krogan.
Granted. You die of happiness.Granted, but it requires you to become a castrato.Granted. You can no longer hit high notes.Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.real lifemeatspace.
I wish I could hit the low notes for the song I'm trying to learn without sounding like a krogan.
I wish I could perfectly mimic any singer.
I wish to be Exalted by the Unconquered Sun.
Granted. However, you can only do that, and die of a lack of sleep, food and liquids.Granted, but since everyone is ignorant about something, the ensuing wave of depression wipes out the human race by mass suicide.Granted, it now barfs exclusively in your bed.Granted. You are declared fit to be ground into cat food.Granted. You are then arrested for hijacking and receive the maximum sentence.Granted. You die of happiness.Granted, but it requires you to become a castrato.Granted. You can no longer hit high notes.Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.real lifemeatspace.
I wish I could hit the low notes for the song I'm trying to learn without sounding like a krogan.
I wish I could perfectly mimic any singer.
I wish to be Exalted by the Unconquered Sun.
I wish I could hijack one person of my choosing, with no accidental hijacking or misunderstanding.
I wish to become fit without needing to diet or exercise.
I wish for a pet tiger.
I wish people would stop being proud of their ignorance.
I wish to be paid $500 an hour to sit around in my underwear and surf the Internet.
Granted. You're a shark with your senses.Granted. They think they have something even more expensive and start charging huge amounts of money, driving the cost of extremely rare merchandise to previously unheard of levels.Granted. However, you can only do that, and die of a lack of sleep, food and liquids.Granted, but since everyone is ignorant about something, the ensuing wave of depression wipes out the human race by mass suicide.Granted, it now barfs exclusively in your bed.Granted. You are declared fit to be ground into cat food.Granted. You are then arrested for hijacking and receive the maximum sentence.Granted. You die of happiness.Granted, but it requires you to become a castrato.Granted. You can no longer hit high notes.Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.real lifemeatspace.
I wish I could hit the low notes for the song I'm trying to learn without sounding like a krogan.
I wish I could perfectly mimic any singer.
I wish to be Exalted by the Unconquered Sun.
I wish I could hijack one person of my choosing, with no accidental hijacking or misunderstanding.
I wish to become fit without needing to diet or exercise.
I wish for a pet tiger.
I wish people would stop being proud of their ignorance.
I wish to be paid $500 an hour to sit around in my underwear and surf the Internet.
I wish more extremely rare merchandise was sold by idiots that don't know what they have.
I wish I had the electrical sense that sharks have, in addition to my other senses.
Granted, but you can only make Sharknadoes with small non-dangerous sharks.Granted, but they're gigantic and uncontrollable.
I wish I could make Salt&VinegarCrispnadoes.
Granted, but you can only make Sharknadoes with small non-dangerous sharks.Granted, but they're gigantic and uncontrollable.
I wish I could make Salt&VinegarCrispnadoes.
I wish I could make Batmanadoes.
Granted. They destroy all coastals states.Granted, but they're gigantic and uncontrollable.Granted, but you can only make Sharknadoes with small non-dangerous sharks.Granted. You're a shark with your senses.Granted. They think they have something even more expensive and start charging huge amounts of money, driving the cost of extremely rare merchandise to previously unheard of levels.Granted. However, you can only do that, and die of a lack of sleep, food and liquids.Granted, but since everyone is ignorant about something, the ensuing wave of depression wipes out the human race by mass suicide.Granted, it now barfs exclusively in your bed.Granted. You are declared fit to be ground into cat food.Granted. You are then arrested for hijacking and receive the maximum sentence.Granted. You die of happiness.Granted, but it requires you to become a castrato.Granted. You can no longer hit high notes.Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.real lifemeatspace.
I wish I could hit the low notes for the song I'm trying to learn without sounding like a krogan.
I wish I could perfectly mimic any singer.
I wish to be Exalted by the Unconquered Sun.
I wish I could hijack one person of my choosing, with no accidental hijacking or misunderstanding.
I wish to become fit without needing to diet or exercise.
I wish for a pet tiger.
I wish people would stop being proud of their ignorance.
I wish to be paid $500 an hour to sit around in my underwear and surf the Internet.
I wish more extremely rare merchandise was sold by idiots that don't know what they have.
I wish I had the electrical sense that sharks have, in addition to my other senses.
I wish I could hit places with Sharknadoes.
I wish I could make Salt&VinegarCrispnadoes.
I wish I could make Batmanadoes.
Granted, but they contain unsuccessful bat/man hybrids.
I wish I could make McFlurrycanes.
Granted. You are excellent at dyingGranted. You are now Rapunzel and have to live isolated in a tower until your prince rescues you.Granted. They destroy all coastals states.Granted, but they're gigantic and uncontrollable.Granted, but you can only make Sharknadoes with small non-dangerous sharks.Granted. You're a shark with your senses.Granted. They think they have something even more expensive and start charging huge amounts of money, driving the cost of extremely rare merchandise to previously unheard of levels.Granted. However, you can only do that, and die of a lack of sleep, food and liquids.Granted, but since everyone is ignorant about something, the ensuing wave of depression wipes out the human race by mass suicide.Granted, it now barfs exclusively in your bed.Granted. You are declared fit to be ground into cat food.Granted. You are then arrested for hijacking and receive the maximum sentence.Granted. You die of happiness.Granted, but it requires you to become a castrato.Granted. You can no longer hit high notes.Granted. Distind starts ragekillling people inGranted. They take over the household and kill you in your sleep.Granted. You are a call girl in Vegas.Granted. You become so calm that you forget to breathe, then you very calmly asphysxiate.Granted. You find it in the toilet.Granted, then you get run over by a bus.Granted. You get killed.Granted. You can mod all your games and now they are all Quadrophenia themed.Granted. It's gets stolen the first day you take it home and you never see it again.Granted. Your house is on fire.Granted. It's counterfeit.Granted. You are deathly allergic.Granted, but it doesn't like you very much.Granted. It is shaped like a penis, though.Granted. Almost everything dies because of the longer periods in the sun/without sun.Granted, rabbits do instead.Granted. Your dog gains one IQ point, but you are lowered to just one above that.Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.Granted. It sets your head on fire.Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.Granted. The pyramid kills it.Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.Granted. You don't exist.Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.Granted. You get arrested for piracy.someone noticesmore, untildo itI shouldApparently not.this pyramid.quotes inof thechange someif Iwill noticeI wonderIf anyone
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
I wish I had more energy.
I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
I wish this pyramid would never die.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.
Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it
I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
I wish cats didn't rule the world.
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You are a mosquito.
I wish for more hours in the day.
I wish the hat I'm crocheting would crochet itself.
I wish I had a giant male chicken.
I wish for food.
I wish I had more money.
I wish my room wasn't so friggin' cold.
I wish for a Rottweiler with no health, mental or behavioral problems.
I wish I could mod video games at will, regardless of system/age/programming.
I wish I had Indiana Jones job and got to break into ancient tombs and dodge crazy traps.
I wish I was in a better mood.
I wish I could find my 3ds.
I wish I was calm right now.
I wish I didn't have to go to St. Paul today.
I wish I had more cats.
I wish Distind wasn't ragekilling the forums.real lifemeatspace.
I wish I could hit the low notes for the song I'm trying to learn without sounding like a krogan.
I wish I could perfectly mimic any singer.
I wish to be Exalted by the Unconquered Sun.
I wish I could hijack one person of my choosing, with no accidental hijacking or misunderstanding.
I wish to become fit without needing to diet or exercise.
I wish for a pet tiger.
I wish people would stop being proud of their ignorance.
I wish to be paid $500 an hour to sit around in my underwear and surf the Internet.
I wish more extremely rare merchandise was sold by idiots that don't know what they have.
I wish I had the electrical sense that sharks have, in addition to my other senses.
I wish I could hit places with Sharknadoes.
I wish I could make Salt&VinegarCrispnadoes.
I wish I could make Batmanadoes.
Granted, but they contain unsuccessful bat/man hybrids.
I wish I could make McFlurrycanes.
I wish for longer hair.
I wish to be excellent.
Granted. The one that replaces it is even worse.Granted. All cops are now hippies that refuse to enforce any laws.
I wish the police weren't becoming ever more aggressive against the rest of us.
Granted, but now you don't exist.Granted. You lose the ability to be sad about anything and get punched out at a loved one's funeral.
I wish I wasn't so depressed.
Granted. You have no feet.Granted. You have no hands, though.
I wish for the handyman skills of Bob Vila.
Granted. They're all alive and you have to butcher them yourself. Whenever you try to though, the other's rush to their comrade's defence and peck you to death, like the cuckoos in that village in the Legend of Zelda: Occarina of Time.Granted. It's from 2000.
I wish I had a gaming PC.
*snipped*Granted. It's from 2000.
I wish I had a gaming PC.
I wish I had a gaming PC from 2015.
Granted. Dogs and cats are outlawed in America. (and I'd just pirate, then)*snipped*Granted. It's from 2000.
I wish I had a gaming PC.
FUUUU--!I wish I had a gaming PC from 2015.
Granted. It's a prototype that you paid a shitload of cash for. You're in debt now, and won't be able to afford any games. When you pay off your debt, it's been so long that the technology is now obsolete.
I wish the keeping of "exotic pets" by individuals was illegal.
Granted, but you can only lift a pencil in the air for a fraction of a second.Granted. You're a spelling and grammar Nazi.
I wish I could spell. :/
Granted. The collateral damage is so massive that every system of government (except the Third Reich) collapses.Granted, but you can only lift a pencil in the air for a fraction of a second.Granted. You're a spelling and grammar Nazi.
I wish I could spell. :/
I wish everyone who abuses calling Godwin's Law had to experience a Nazi attack.
Granted. You can't find it due to the Chameleon Circuit.Granted. The collateral damage is so massive that every system of government (except the Third Reich) collapses.Granted, but you can only lift a pencil in the air for a fraction of a second.Granted. You're a spelling and grammar Nazi.
I wish I could spell. :/
I wish everyone who abuses calling Godwin's Law had to experience a Nazi attack.
I wish I had a fully-functional TARDIS.
Granted, you can now increase your weight by transforming parts of your body into lead, or reduce it by disintegrating parts of your brain.Granted. Your hair eliminates moisture, but is so powerful that all water on Earth is destroyed.
I wish my hair was less greasy.
Granted. You now have to shave every hour.Granted. They taste like healthy foods, too.
I wish unhealthy foods were healthy.
Granted. Unfortunately, the correlation is inverse.
I wish all food was exactly as healthy as it was tasty.
Granted. But it's the only food you like.Granted. The government brainwashes you and makes you a weapon.
I wish I could imitate any voice.
Granted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.Granted. But it's the only food you like.Granted. The government brainwashes you and makes you a weapon.
I wish I could imitate any voice.
I wish I could imitate any singing voice.
Granted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.
I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted.
Granted. You are a lesbian porn starlett.Granted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.
I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted.
I want my body to be expensive-gay-porn-worthy.
Granted. Whenever you summon someone, they land on your head.Granted. You are a lesbian porn starlett.Granted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.
I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted.
I want my body to be expensive-gay-porn-worthy.
I wish I could summon people at will by name.
Granted, but she follows you around for the rest of your life.Granted. Whenever you summon someone, they land on your head.Granted. You are a lesbian porn starlett.Granted. You're forced to imitate Justin Bieber by a mob of brainwashed teenage girls.You now sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly, perpetually.
I wish I could sing "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" perfectly anytime I wanted.
I want my body to be expensive-gay-porn-worthy.
I wish I could summon people at will by name.
I wish I could bitchslap Amy (of Amy's Baking Company infamy) and get away with it.
Granted, but every time you use this ability you age ten years.Granted. You bankrupt yourself building it, and when the debt collection agency shows up they blast it with an EMP so you can't run away/fight them off. After the EMP, it never works again.
I wish for a cybernetic exoskeleton that both gave me increased strength and speed and protected my body from any extra wear such abilities would normally give.
Granted. You can't speak english anymore, and you get accused of forging american citizenship documents, and get deported.Granted. Your wishes sucked in the first place, as did your dreams.
I wish that when all of my wishes are granted, none of my dreams will be destroyed.
Granted. You're kidnapped to make perfect forgeries as a slave.Granted. It's eyebrow hair.
I wish I had hair that went to my knees.
Granted she things EVERYTHING else possible on.Granted. You do your mom (zing!)
I wish I had something to do.
Granted. He's still looking over your shoulder, but he's not saying anything because he's concentrating on screwing you.(You are one sick catbug, RU.) Granted. You lose it.
I wish my mind wasn't so sick.
Granted, you can make time flow faster or slower at will. Since this speeds up/slows down your perception proportionally, it has no effect whatsoever.Granted. It also makes things and people that kill 12% better at killing, because it makes it better from the perspective of the improved, or based on it's use.
I wish everything was 12% better.
Granted. They become reality, so they're not nightmares anymore.
I wish I was asleep.
Granted, but the stores become uniform and boring.You didn't post a wish, so I have nothing to corrupt.
Granted. It's bricked.Granted. While you no longer require sleep, your inability to do so increases your desire for sleep, in an endless cycle that leads to madness.
I wish I never had to sleep.
Granted. It's moldy.
I wish I had less stuff to do.
Granted, but it's an obscure dialect of Spanish no one speaks.Granted. You have no eyes.
I wish never got an eyelash in my eye ever again.
Granted. It contains tapeworm eggs, so you slowly starve to death no matter how much food you eat.
I wish for sexy girls to ask me out with no effort required on my part.
Granted. However, you never made that wish, so it isn't, so you make it, causing a time paradox and sticking you in a loop.Granted. You have to do terrible, terrible things to get it.
I wish for a Klondike bar.
Granted. You get eaten and are conscious through the whole experience, including the digestion and later pooping out.Granted. The first person who deserves it is you.
I wish for the ability to call down lightning on those who deserve it.
Granted. She gets to punch back, though.Granted. You get eaten and are conscious through the whole experience, including the digestion and later pooping out.Granted. The first person who deserves it is you.
I wish for the ability to call down lightning on those who deserve it.
I wish I could punch the stupid bitch who (inadvertently) outed me in Chem.
Granted. Everyone else goes bugfuck crazy, and you have be the only sane, stable person in a world of madness.Granted. She gets to punch back, though.Granted. You get eaten and are conscious through the whole experience, including the digestion and later pooping out.Granted. The first person who deserves it is you.
I wish for the ability to call down lightning on those who deserve it.
I wish I could punch the stupid bitch who (inadvertently) outed me in Chem.
I wish I could get my brain stable.
Granted. All anime is now loli anime, however.Granted. They become unable to tell the difference between genuine news and pointless shit-stirring OH WAIT
I wish that people knew the difference between the mental disorder of paedophilia and the crime of child molestation.
Granted. However, all other awesome films are now Bollywood.Granted. All anime is now loli anime, however.Granted. They become unable to tell the difference between genuine news and pointless shit-stirring OH WAIT
I wish that people knew the difference between the mental disorder of paedophilia and the crime of child molestation.
I wish Glorious Shotgun Princess was an expertly directed, perfectly casted, and visually stunning motion picture available in my area (don't you dare judge me).
Granted. They pour too much time and effort into making their covers perfect that their own music becomes a shitty afterthought.Granted. However, all other awesome films are now Bollywood.Granted. All anime is now loli anime, however.Granted. They become unable to tell the difference between genuine news and pointless shit-stirring OH WAIT
I wish that people knew the difference between the mental disorder of paedophilia and the crime of child molestation.
I wish Glorious Shotgun Princess was an expertly directed, perfectly casted, and visually stunning motion picture available in my area (don't you dare judge me).
I wish bands didn't phone in covers.
Granted, but the time paradox destroys the universe.Granted. Evolution also favored people (or at least pre-people) with long tails that now get in the way.
I wish evolution had favored people with a predisposition toward logic and reason more than groupthink and blind reactionism.
Granted. Your drinking habits are so fucked up, as is your shit and piss.Granted. You have intestinal parasites and die of malnutrition.
I wish I could eat and not gain weight.
Granted, but it's the Zimbabwe Powerball.Granted. You lose the ability to walk.
I wish I could swim.
Granted, but it crashes the entire rest of the Internet.Granted. All the earthlings band together to massacre the aliens.
I wish aliens would make peaceful contact and tell humans to quit fucking killing each other already.
Granted. Hurt by your dislike for it, it manipulates a knife into falling onto it's head to kill itself.Granted. It ruins everything you love because you're not paying enough attention to it.
I wish I had a cat that wouldn't leave me alone.
Granted. Your cock is so sensitive that the slightest breeze causes unbearable pain.Granted. The environment you're in is full of religious whackjobs, and you adapt by becoming just like them.
I wish for the ability to perfectly adapt to survive in any environment, as the mutant Darwin in X-Men.
Granted. Fundies still refuse to believe they said anything that they disagree with, though, and still have no compunctions about making quotes up out of thin air.Granted. You get killed by the cabal because the other members are afraid you'll expose them.
I wish to actually be a member of a megarich, world-controlling cabal.
Granted. However, you chicken out on sending it.Granted. Fundies still refuse to believe they said anything that they disagree with, though, and still have no compunctions about making quotes up out of thin air.Granted. You get killed by the cabal because the other members are afraid you'll expose them.
I wish to actually be a member of a megarich, world-controlling cabal.
I wish the birth announcement I have to make was already done and not awful looking.
Granted. Every time someone wishes for something, an invasive specie of fish pops up wherever it can do the most harm.Granted. However, you chicken out on sending it.Granted. Fundies still refuse to believe they said anything that they disagree with, though, and still have no compunctions about making quotes up out of thin air.Granted. You get killed by the cabal because the other members are afraid you'll expose them.
I wish to actually be a member of a megarich, world-controlling cabal.
I wish the birth announcement I have to make was already done and not awful looking.
I wish wishes were fishes.
Granted. They are dismissed in favor of true criminal charges.Granted. You fall and die.
I wish I could do this (http://xkcd.com/288/) with the elevator at my workplace.
Granted, but your computer doesn't.Granted. All your favorite media cease to exist due to lack of fan support.
I wish fanboy/girl//whatever-ism would cease to be a thing. Why can't people just like Mass Effect/My Little Pony/Dr Who/Star Wars/Avengers and whatever else without basing their entire fucking identity around it?
Granted. They ignore it anyway.
I wish I could be the co-host of the next generation of Mythbusters, with my lifelong best friend by my side.
Congratulations. Every time you capture a landfill, you get $1000 dollars.
I wish I could run Civ 5 on my laptop.
Granted. The gender of German nouns is the only thing that makes sense, everything else is complete jibberish.
I wish my OTP was canon.
Granted. You now have a masochistic streak that makes you intend all your wishes to end with physical pain. Also, you hug a cactus.
I wish "Hug a Cactus Day" was an official holiday.
Granted. Your superpower is that you can make raw eggs spin really fast.
I wish I could get paid without having to work.
Granted. However, every fundie everywhere goes rabid trying to prove it was their god who did it.
I wish for one billion Australian dollars in notes.
Granted. However, the current time does not change, and first contact with aliens does not occur until the year 2063.Granted, you are now
I wish to become the best fiction writer in the world.
Anyway, granted. You are now a lizard-queen. Since lizards don't have the brainpower to understand abstract concepts like "monarchy", nobody cares.Fuck you.
Granted but the knowledge is too powerful and you drive yourself mad.
I wish I could get some more sleep.
Granted. You die horribly to [CLASSIFIED-FORCIBLY REDACTED].Granted, you also realize that everything is predetermined and thus free will is irrelevant to the world around you.
I wish I could perfectly predict how a die will roll.
Granted. It's called "going to the Steam marketplace and buying them".Granted, you die of hypothermia in a record low cold-snap.
I wish the weather was cooler.
Granted. It's even worse than the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie.
I wish all of my cats would get along with each other.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Granted, it's one of those really spicy ones that burns your mouth out.Granted, IT TEH WAKYEST EXPLANATION EVER! TACOMONKEY XDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!111!!!!
I wish someone would explain why Lizard posted the following in fine print:hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out your yelling at them was all that kept them from destroying the world, so you just retroactively caused the apocalypse.The comic book movie fad goes away, and nobody cares.
I wish for Marvel's movie quality to never drop.
Granted. Every time you do, you fall deeper and deeper into the dark side without any of the POWAH, UNLIMITED POWAH that usually entails.
I wish I had the ability to shapeshift into any form I wanted without losing control or getting locked into any one form.
Granted. Life fucks you over anyway.
I wish I could control where/how quickly I grow hair.
Granted, but you're stuck in a perfect vacuum.Granted, it's because the universe can no longer support life.
I wish I didn't have to work a double tomorrow.
Granted. You started smoking crack instead.
I wish the binder I'm trying to order was in stock.
Granted. I become all-powerful and rule the universe with an iron fist! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Granted. All the puny humans do bow down and worship you, but the taller than average ones discover your supervillain weakness and use it to overthrow you.
I wish you puny humans would all bow down and worship me!
Granted. It sucks ass. Your ass, to be precise.
I wish I could be in many places at once.
Granted. Every other song by David Bowie is now piss.
I wish I could have a better singing vocal range.
Granted. You do this through an hour-long, excruciatingly painful transformation.
I wish I didn't have to shave.
Granted, it's now hitting wherever you live.
I wish I could get a novel published.
Granted, they now chafe after five minutes.
I wish I had some food right now.
Granted. You can sing the song 'Well', by Hurt (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQk92_TD_mQ), and nothing else.
I wish I had more money.
Granted. It's stuck in your dog's digestive tract.
I wish I could unsee the thing I just saw.
Granted. You summon the homestucks.
I wish I could be arsed to do my laundry.
Granted, but everyone is now trading baseball cards and your money is worthless.
I wish for a gin and tonic.
Granted. You make brand new mistakes.
I wish I could have faith in this world.
Granted, it's shoved up your ass.
Since October 21, 2015 has come and gone, I'd really like my flying car now.
Granted. It can now play nothing else.
I wish I could decide on a new avatar.
granted, but it's xboxhueg and doesn't fit correctly.
Granted. You're used to build the new RNC headquarters.
I wish for a 15% raise at work.
Granted. Teh ebul gubbrment takes all your money, leaving you with $5 until your next paycheck.
I wish I was the music box man from Ocarina of Time.
(@art: you nailed the problem with night-vision... it's always one or the other)
granted: your wish is made of the purest diamond. (pun between corrodable, and corruptible)
i wish i made a better pun.
(@art: you nailed the problem with night-vision... it's always one or the other)
granted: your wish is made of the purest diamond. (pun between corrodable, and corruptible)
i wish i made a better pun.
You make the world's greatest pun. Except that a cyber-mob on twitter mistake it for a racial slur and bombard you, your family and employer with death threats and rape accusations and eventually kill your dog.
I wish I owned my own island.
Granted. Your mind does, though.
I wish even's health was not negatively affected at all by lack of sleep.