"Obama is trying to force gay marriage on this country."
Is it wrong that I'm now thinking of making the following parody?
Man: "What's wrong, hun?"
Woman: "Obama is forcing gay marriage on this country."
Man: "You don't mean..."
Woman: "Yes. You will have to marry another man, and I'll have to marry another woman!"
Man: "But they can't do that!"
Woman: "Our divorce will be finalized in a week."
Man: "This is NOT the change I voted for."