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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4245 on: January 16, 2014, 02:56:33 pm »
From The Blaze website, so not surprising. And it's a reiteration of a very old slur joke against Asians...
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4246 on: January 16, 2014, 03:37:18 pm »
It doesn't even make sense as a joke about someone who's not asian. Racism fail.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4247 on: January 16, 2014, 08:28:29 pm »


I think someone is overlooking the effectiveness of this weapon (i.e. why haven't we heard about this weapon in the first place until now?).
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4248 on: January 16, 2014, 09:47:44 pm »


I think someone is overlooking the effectiveness of this weapon (i.e. why haven't we heard about this weapon in the first place until now?).
Actually, the Puckle Gun itself was pretty good by the standards of its time.  The problem with it, oddly enough, was bigotry.  You see, it had certain barrels that fired square bullets, to be used against non-Christians.  This detail was what made it a failure.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4249 on: January 16, 2014, 09:52:13 pm »
....I don't get it. Why square bullets specifically?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4250 on: January 16, 2014, 10:01:50 pm »
....I don't get it. Why square bullets specifically?

Maybe they thought squares were non-Christian kryptonite like Muslims & bacon, I dunno. Sure as heck wouldn't be aerodynamic, that's for sure (unless they were square around the barrel rather than cubes).




Yeah, that's not racist at all.

Probably saying Obama's such a bozo that he mistook "walk" the dog for "wok" the dog. Probably still ethnically bigoted, though ('Dog-eating Asians' meets 'Weird African Primitives').
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4251 on: January 16, 2014, 10:05:54 pm »
....I don't get it. Why square bullets specifically?
Because they thought it would hurt more.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4252 on: January 16, 2014, 10:06:52 pm »
....I don't get it. Why square bullets specifically?

Just from a quick glance at Wikipedia, as my knowledge of pre-Industrial Revolution firearms is quite limited:

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Puckle demonstrated two versions of the basic design: one, intended for use against Christian enemies, fired conventional round bullets, while the second variant, designed to be used against the Muslim Turks, fired square bullets. The square bullets were considered to be more damaging. They would, according to the patent, convince the Turks of the "benefits of Christian civilization."

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Interesting side-note, I'd heard of the US Army experimenting with square shot loads for shotguns back during Vietnam with the logic being that they would more effectively cut through foliage but I'm fairly sure they abandoned the concept. I think it was because square shot didn't have proper spread, but don't quote me on that.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4253 on: January 16, 2014, 10:13:13 pm »
....I don't get it. Why square bullets specifically?

Maybe they thought squares were non-Christian kryptonite like Muslims & bacon, I dunno. Sure as heck wouldn't be aerodynamic, that's for sure (unless they were square around the barrel rather than cubes).




Yeah, that's not racist at all.

Probably saying Obama's such a bozo that he mistook "walk" the dog for "wok" the dog. Probably still ethnically bigoted, though ('Dog-eating Asians' meets 'Weird African Primitives').

Obama mentioned he once ate dog meat when he was at school in Indonesia.  Of course, the right wing interpreted this to mean that now he has an uncontrollable desire to eat YOUR POOCH!!1

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4254 on: January 16, 2014, 11:45:57 pm »
....I don't get it. Why square bullets specifically?

Just from a quick glance at Wikipedia, as my knowledge of pre-Industrial Revolution firearms is quite limited:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun#Two_versions
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Puckle demonstrated two versions of the basic design: one, intended for use against Christian enemies, fired conventional round bullets, while the second variant, designed to be used against the Muslim Turks, fired square bullets. The square bullets were considered to be more damaging. They would, according to the patent, convince the Turks of the "benefits of Christian civilization."

"Convert or we'll blow a slightly larger, more ragged hole in your chest."

Interesting side-note, I'd heard of the US Army experimenting with square shot loads for shotguns back during Vietnam with the logic being that they would more effectively cut through foliage but I'm fairly sure they abandoned the concept. I think it was because square shot didn't have proper spread, but don't quote me on that.

Was the shell and barrel also square or was it a square round inside a normal shotgun shell? This reminds me of the dude on youtube who shoots all kinds of weird shit out of his shotgun, usually from suggestion on previous video comments.

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Other "innovations" from the Vietnam war include an under barrel attachment for the M16 designed to "sniff out" the odor of human urine and thereby find the enemies. How that worked and why anyone approved the project I have no idea. I think the rocket bullet gun and the triangle cased round came from that era as well. Still not nearly as odd as the iceberg aircraft carrier, pigeon guided cruise missile, or bat bomb that came out of the US during WWII. The only reason the bat bomb didn't see action was because they finished the nuclear bomb before the bat bomb was ready.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4255 on: January 17, 2014, 12:44:51 am »
In all honesty, military development is less careful research and brilliant incites than it is throw the wackiest shit you can think of out there and see what works.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4256 on: January 17, 2014, 12:53:53 am »
In all honesty, military development is less careful research and brilliant incites than it is throw the wackiest shit you can think of out there and see what works.
That's certainly true sometimes.  Look at all the shit DARPA comes up with.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4257 on: January 17, 2014, 01:07:34 am »
And it's not new. look up the Helepolis.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #4259 on: January 17, 2014, 07:41:48 am »
I don't understand what you're trying to say.

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