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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5910 on: September 24, 2015, 09:57:32 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5911 on: September 24, 2015, 10:00:16 am »
*comment on how feti at the age of development when most legal abortions are made and actual, born babies aren't the same goddamn thing number 666*

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5912 on: September 24, 2015, 12:49:31 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5913 on: September 24, 2015, 01:42:06 pm »
A little late but here's the original version of that "Go Back To Wherever" cartoon.....

What's really sad is the the bigot who re-edited this didn't even bother to change the Indigamerican guy. He just stands there scowling and badass as always. Maybe the bigot thought he looked like a stereotype in that pose.....

"HOW! Ugh! Me Injun Stereotype Guy! Me talk like dork! Ugh! Me heap wallop with tomohawk on heads! Me scalp'em! Me talk like Tarzan! Ugh! Me Tonto! You Jane! Me Chief Of Mesa! Oogh! Ugh! *Busts out in a lively rendition of that stupid musical number from that 'Indian' scene in Disney's version Peter Pan*"



Thank you, thank you! Next week, well see more idiocy like this one.....
* Rastus The Gangsta Watermelon Lover Who Loves To Jig!
* Rastus' Distant Relative, K'Bongo The Ashanti Zulu Voodoo Cannibal Witchdoctor LRA Militia Guy From Boko Haram.
* Fernando Edwardo Del Taco The Cuban Chicano Bullfighter From Argentina (Who Owns A Tricked Out Old Muscle Car Loaded With Catholic Religious Statues That Bounces Up And Down).
* Guido Pizzapasta The Greasy Mafia Thug With A Deep Love For His Mama, Italian Opera & The Jersey Shore.
* Mr. Percy The Flamboyant Lavender Home Decorator & His Hairdresser Lover, "Fifi".
* Schlomo Goldenstein The Greedy Banker With The 100-Pound Nose Bent On World Domination.
* Big Bertha Solanas Dworkin The Feminist Who Hates Men & Looks Like Andy Rooney In Flannel (And Distaff Counterpart To Mr. Percy).
* Pierre LeSnob The French Jerk Who Fears His Own Shadow & A Good Shower.
* Abdul Ab-Du-Lah Mohammed Ali Sim Salabim Jafar The Flying-Carpet Riding Terrorist-Oil Sheik From The Burning Mystic Sands Of Araby!
* Apu Sabu Krishna-Rama-Lama Ding-Dong Ghandi Soupaloopawowwatalongname The Magical Swami Convenience Store Guy.
* Keiko Wang Chung Kim Puk Kaishek Sakamoto Gyatso Fuji-San The Chinese Kung Fu Samurai Geisha Zen-Confucian Tibetan Buddhist Lama From Indonesia because they're all the same RIGHT?!


You know, these dumb stereotypes would be darkly hilarious if they weren't so incredibly & stupidly offensive.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5914 on: September 26, 2015, 06:52:27 am »
@ guizonde: I think I like the way you think.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5915 on: September 26, 2015, 12:36:18 pm »


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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5916 on: September 26, 2015, 12:58:35 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5917 on: September 26, 2015, 01:17:44 pm »
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Shoes without buckles? Wherewith wouldst thou find such goodly footwear?

Men's Wearhouse.  Quoth the prophet George Zimmer, "You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it."
WHY IS THIS SLAVE NOT IN SHACKLES!?

In the background Bush is pointing out the old man to Kennedy and asking "Who's that weird fella?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5918 on: September 26, 2015, 01:19:55 pm »
@ guizonde: I think I like the way you think.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5919 on: September 26, 2015, 01:42:02 pm »
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Shoes without buckles? Wherewith wouldst thou find such goodly footwear?

Men's Wearhouse.  Quoth the prophet George Zimmer, "You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it."
WHY IS THIS SLAVE NOT IN SHACKLES!?

In the background Bush is pointing out the old man to Kennedy and asking "Who's that weird fella?

Not as entertaining as the fact that FDR no longer has polio in it.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5920 on: September 26, 2015, 03:03:18 pm »


...I get the dyed hair, but why does signing up for gender studies give them glasses too? Is it just that it magically turns women into clones of Rebecca Watson* or what?

*who does not have a gender studies degree!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5921 on: September 26, 2015, 03:53:51 pm »


...I get the dyed hair, but why does signing up for gender studies give them glasses too? Is it just that it magically turns women into clones of Rebecca Watson* or what?

*who does not have a gender studies degree!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5922 on: September 26, 2015, 04:46:00 pm »
What?  You mean I'm not better than everyone because my degree actually means something?  Damn.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5923 on: September 26, 2015, 06:52:48 pm »
Not political, but really awful



i agree it's awful, but would've perhaps been better suited to the "things people say on the internet" thread?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #5924 on: September 26, 2015, 07:14:31 pm »
What?  You mean I'm not better than everyone because my degree actually means something?  Damn.

More hireable, maybe, but a better person? No.

The fact that you don't want to make a group of people second-class citizens just because of their bodies, on the other hand, makes you a better person.