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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6360 on: May 15, 2016, 11:28:26 am »
Why do these people always make Michelle Obama look like somebody shaved a sasquatch?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6361 on: May 15, 2016, 11:54:54 am »
Why do these people always make Michelle Obama look like somebody shaved a sasquatch?
Because the true measure of a man's greatness is how hot a piece of ass he is tapping.

...actually, if you'd said shaved a chimp you would probably be closer to understanding the mindset of a number of these artists.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6362 on: May 15, 2016, 12:19:01 pm »
Garrison is one of the few known cartoonists who actually HAS TO label his unrecognizable caricatures. He's that bad at drawing.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6363 on: May 15, 2016, 12:49:54 pm »
Still, I have to admit I kind of feel sorry for him.  His cartoons keep getting edited by Stormfucks who don't even have the common decency to remove his signature.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6364 on: May 15, 2016, 12:50:27 pm »
I would think this is a joke, but it's Ben Garrison.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6365 on: May 16, 2016, 01:41:05 am »
It's a common theme among right-wing cartoonists:



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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6366 on: May 25, 2016, 12:04:44 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6367 on: May 25, 2016, 01:19:05 am »
Because I put one of Ben Garrison's in the Best Cartoons I'll even it out by putting one in the Worst Cartoons - what is interesting about it is given Garrison's boner for Trump - it highlights that the Sanders movement and the Trump movement have both tapped into the same sense of discontent:


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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6368 on: May 25, 2016, 01:27:42 am »
Hillary is Thicc.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6369 on: May 25, 2016, 01:28:58 am »
Is the worst sentence I have ever uttered.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6370 on: May 25, 2016, 02:25:45 am »
Eh, I'm no fan of Hillary, but 1: calling a female politician a whore is VERY problematic, and 2: that makes almost all of congress a brothel, seeing as sadly, she's not noteworthy in her corporate fealty.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6371 on: May 25, 2016, 05:02:27 am »
Hillary is Thic.

Fuck me, it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that otherwise I would have trashed my monitor. Also, that would make a good campaign slogan. (but I'm pretty sure it's spelt 'thicc', I try to keep up with the younglings and their memes)

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6372 on: May 30, 2016, 02:19:55 am »
Because standing next to each other Obama doesn't tower over Putin at all:


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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6373 on: May 30, 2016, 08:48:31 am »
Because standing next to each other Obama doesn't tower over Putin at all:



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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #6374 on: May 30, 2016, 06:30:11 pm »
Because standing next to each other Obama doesn't tower over Putin at all:



What is this even about?

Conservatives want to be dominated by a strong soviet manly man, no homo though (or maximum homo, depends who you ask)