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A lovely postcard from Fitzgerald
« on: January 31, 2012, 07:26:09 pm »
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Dear 13th Senate District Resident,

We are sending this postcard to inform you that your name has shown up on a recall petition against State Senator Scott Fitzgerald. We have discovered a large number of questionable signatures through our initial inspection of recall petitions, so we wanted to ensure that you did in fact sign the petition, and that your signature was not added mistakenly or fraudulently.

If you DID NOT sign a recall petition against Sen. Scott Fitzgerald between the dates of November 15, 2011 and January 14, 2012, please contact us immediately at [Phone number omitted], or email us at [email address omitted].

Thank you,
Scott Fitzgerald for Senate Campaign Team
www.VoteFitzgerald.com


Paid for by Scott Fitzgerald for Senate, Bonnie Fitzgerald, Treasurer

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I was tempted to write back and say "Yes, I did in fact sign that petition, you asswipe" but they might take "contact back" and use it to mean "didn't sign the petition" even if they know it means otherwise.
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Re: A lovely postcard from Fitzgerald
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 08:08:18 pm »
I bet Kapanke wishes he had thought of this.

Fitzgerald needs to be taken down badly.
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Re: A lovely postcard from Fitzgerald
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 08:22:30 pm »
You live in Wisconsin?

Good luck kicking the bums out.

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Re: A lovely postcard from Fitzgerald
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 08:44:53 pm »
Oh, you should have left the phone number in, I would have called his office.

In all seriousness, get rid of the asshole.

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Re: A lovely postcard from Fitzgerald
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 09:31:01 pm »
Oh, you should have left the phone number in, I would have called his office.

In all seriousness, get rid of the asshole.

Doing the best I can.  Kinda hard when you're a nobody citizen :P
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Re: A lovely postcard from Fitzgerald
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 10:12:38 pm »
Oh, you should have left the phone number in, I would have called his office.

In all seriousness, get rid of the asshole.

Doing the best I can.  Kinda hard when you're a nobody citizen :P

Well then you should donate a million dollars to the other guys campaign...duh!