Tell me, Ironchew; Are you ever optimistic or hopeful about anything? Have you ever tried being less cynical and not try to be Mr. Wet-Blanket?
Ironchew: The FQA Official Edgelord. "BEHOLD MY MIGHTY CHICKEN-LITTLE-NESS!" declares Ironchew! What a dope!
Well, Ironbutt, I'm gonna party and be happy and there's NOTHING you can do about it!