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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2012, 11:44:59 am »
The quote from Sleepy's sig takes on a rather sinister meaning if you imagine that the nutbag who said it was well aware of dolphins' propensity for rape.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2012, 12:36:34 pm »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 23, 2012, 11:40:41 am
Still, baby humans don't automatically make me think, "There goes a future rapist!" (even though AROOO would probably disagree with me, at least when it comes to any infant with a penis fucking weapon), so I don't see why I should respond to cute, cuddly, tiny, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-inducing baby dolphins like that. :P
Hence explicitly referencing Cracked, where the rapey dolphins are a bit of a running gag originally designed to poke fun at people that think dolphins are all sunshine and kindness. Believe me, that’s not what I truly think of baby dolphins.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2012, 12:42:28 pm »
Okay, I'll admit it. I'm part of the underground shark conspiracy that put out the information that dolphins are evil. You caught me. Have a happy shark on behalf of our members.

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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2012, 08:30:00 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJoCulItdxg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJoCulItdxg</a>
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2012, 03:15:49 am »
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2012, 08:51:28 am »
Happy shark. Otters and Butterfiles. Corgi Swarm.

Must be my lucky day. :D
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #66 on: January 24, 2012, 09:46:27 am »
Quote from: N. De Plume on January 24, 2012, 08:51:28 am
Happy shark. Otters and Butterfiles. Corgi Swarm.

Must be my lucky day. :D

*glomps Plume* I'm always happy to meet someone who can look at that picture and think "Awww" instead of "Eeeeek!".

Corgi swarm kinda scares me, though. Not so much the swarm as the one right in the middle who looks like he's receiving messages from his dark master.
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #67 on: January 24, 2012, 11:07:38 am »
Quote from: rosenewock21 on January 24, 2012, 09:46:27 am
Quote from: N. De Plume on January 24, 2012, 08:51:28 am
Happy shark. Otters and Butterfiles. Corgi Swarm.

Must be my lucky day. :D

*glomps Plume* I'm always happy to meet someone who can look at that picture and think "Awww" instead of "Eeeeek!".

Corgi swarm kinda scares me, though. Not so much the swarm as the one right in the middle who looks like he's receiving messages from his dark master.


How?
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #68 on: January 24, 2012, 11:30:55 am »


Tell me that this one doesn't look like it's plotting.
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #69 on: January 24, 2012, 11:38:56 am »
I dunno. Looks to me more like its already done with its plot. In a sort of “Guess what? I just screwed your sister” sort of way.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #70 on: January 24, 2012, 12:09:05 pm »
It looks like it got into a meth stash.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #71 on: January 24, 2012, 12:14:15 pm »
In conclusion:

Corgi swarm? ADORABLE!

Individual corgi wearing a methed out "I just fucked your sister in the back alley while I was hiiiiigh" grin who may or may not think he's receiving messages from satan? Not quite so much.

Have a king of the mountain puppy.

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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #72 on: January 24, 2012, 12:44:36 pm »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on January 23, 2012, 11:41:53 am
Oh, I figured that. Hank Hill got 'attacked' by a dolphin and I already knew about their tendencies towards that. Lots of creatures do what dolphins do though. So it isn't fair to just point out dolphins. lol

I've had a dog hump my leg before.

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So yeah.  This thread is win, and today's my first time viewing it.  maybe I'll contribute an image later, ya?

Note on Corgis:  When I saw them, I was only able to identify what they were because of a webcomic that had various versions of corgis, with one of them being "My Little Corgi." XD
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2012, 02:05:10 pm »
Quote from: rosenewock21 on January 24, 2012, 12:14:15 pm
In conclusion:

Corgi swarm? ADORABLE!

Individual corgi wearing a methed out "I just fucked your sister in the back alley while I was hiiiiigh" grin who may or may not think he's receiving messages from satan? Not quite so much.
Ya got that right!


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Welcome to the Cutie Thread, Your Highness. :)

Quote from: B-Man on January 24, 2012, 12:44:36 pm
Note on Corgis:  When I saw them, I was only able to identify what they were because of a webcomic that had various versions of corgis, with one of them being "My Little Corgi." XD
It was Cowboy Bebop that taught me about Corgis. And it was getting an issue of Korgi on Free Comic Book Day that cemented their cuteness to me.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2012, 02:09:53 pm »
Quote from: N. De Plume on January 24, 2012, 02:05:10 pm
Quote from: B-Man on January 24, 2012, 12:44:36 pm
Note on Corgis:  When I saw them, I was only able to identify what they were because of a webcomic that had various versions of corgis, with one of them being "My Little Corgi." XD
It was Cowboy Bebop that taught me about Corgis. And it was getting an issue of Korgi on Free Comic Book Day that cemented their cuteness to me.

Oh yeah.  I forgot about that dog.  I suppose I don't recall ever learning that the breed was a corgi at the time, so I didn't make the connection.
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