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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1815 on: March 09, 2013, 10:13:33 pm »
Mint, Cait and Ibby:  Thanks for the laugh.  You've made my day awesome :3

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1816 on: March 09, 2013, 10:19:03 pm »
Quote from: thejebusfire on March 09, 2013, 08:23:27 pm

Shouldn't that be in the awesome protest signs?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1817 on: March 09, 2013, 10:50:54 pm »
The sign on the left is anti birthcontrol
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1818 on: March 09, 2013, 10:56:05 pm »
Quote from: kefkaownsall on March 09, 2013, 10:50:54 pm
The sign on the left is anti birthcontrol

No it isn't.  It's asking why birth control isn't covered when Viagra is.  The only thing dumb about that sign is the four-hour erection joke.  There is nothing funny about those.

Quote from: Auggziliary on March 09, 2013, 05:27:15 pm
Maybe it's like "hit they hay".
It's a trend during sleepovers. Before going to bed, someone says "Gay or Hay", and if you aren't gay, you fall asleep and don't participate in the homosexual orgy that's happening around you.

Sleepovers have changed since I was a kid.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1819 on: March 09, 2013, 11:00:41 pm »
Quote from: Veras on March 09, 2013, 10:56:05 pm
Quote from: Auggziliary on March 09, 2013, 05:27:15 pm
Maybe it's like "hit they hay".
It's a trend during sleepovers. Before going to bed, someone says "Gay or Hay", and if you aren't gay, you fall asleep and don't participate in the homosexual orgy that's happening around you.

Sleepovers have changed since I was a kid.

Seriously? What kind of sleepovers did YOU go to, eh? Every good little atheist has a sleepover orgy by the time they're eleven or twelve--otherwise you don't get your 'Satanic Sleepover' merit badge, which just makes the progression towards the coveted 'Eating Babies' merit badge that much harder.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1820 on: March 09, 2013, 11:03:19 pm »
Quote from: Caitshidhe on March 09, 2013, 11:00:41 pm
Quote from: Veras on March 09, 2013, 10:56:05 pm
Quote from: Auggziliary on March 09, 2013, 05:27:15 pm
Maybe it's like "hit they hay".
It's a trend during sleepovers. Before going to bed, someone says "Gay or Hay", and if you aren't gay, you fall asleep and don't participate in the homosexual orgy that's happening around you.

Sleepovers have changed since I was a kid.

Seriously? What kind of sleepovers did YOU go to, eh? Every good little atheist has a sleepover orgy by the time they're eleven or twelve--otherwise you don't get your 'Satanic Sleepover' merit badge, which just makes the progression towards the coveted 'Eating Babies' merit badge that much harder.

We mostly played D&D.  Doesn't that earn the 'Satanic Sleepover' badge?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1821 on: March 09, 2013, 11:08:21 pm »
Not unless you successfully summoned actual dragons to whom you sacrificed your virgin Christian schoolmates in a real dungeon. Bonus points if it was a sex dungeon. I'm sorry, the rules in the Atheist Scout's handbook are quite clear on the subject of the merit badges, especially ones as important as the 'Satanic Sleepover' merit badge.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1822 on: March 10, 2013, 12:30:50 am »
Quote from: Veras on March 09, 2013, 10:56:05 pm
Quote from: kefkaownsall on March 09, 2013, 10:50:54 pm
The sign on the left is anti birthcontrol

No it isn't.  It's asking why birth control isn't covered when Viagra is.  The only thing dumb about that sign is the four-hour erection joke.  There is nothing funny about those.

That's one of the reasons why I posted it in this thread. That and the whole "regulating women's uterus's is akin to rape" thing. Abortion restrictions are bad, but they're not comparable to rape. The only abortion restriction that you can argue is akin to rape are transvaginal ultrasounds.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1823 on: March 10, 2013, 06:29:42 am »


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No it isn't.  It's asking why birth control isn't covered when Viagra is.  The only thing dumb about that sign is the four-hour erection joke.  There is nothing funny about those.

If the men making the plans can be hypocritical assholes, then the women can be bitches about it, as far as I'm concerned.  I also love how the GOP didn't say a word about Viagra being in Obamacare, but right after it was passed, they claimed Obama was catering to rapists.

*Edit.  Sorry I put the quotes in the wrong spot.
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 11:17:03 am by Vypernight »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1824 on: March 10, 2013, 11:09:56 am »
Nevermind you fixed it. thanks
« Last Edit: March 10, 2013, 11:26:26 am by Auggziliary »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1825 on: March 10, 2013, 11:31:01 am »
Quote from: Veras on March 09, 2013, 10:56:05 pm
Quote from: kefkaownsall on March 09, 2013, 10:50:54 pm
The sign on the left is anti birthcontrol

No it isn't.  It's asking why birth control isn't covered when Viagra is.  The only thing dumb about that sign is the four-hour erection joke.  There is nothing funny about those.

I think her train of thought on that was "If women don't have birth control, then they won't sleep with you, so you'll be stuck with a Viagra boner due to lack of sexual release". Though that's just a guess, and I'm 60% sure that this misunderstands how Viagra is supposed to work. Also, masturbation still exists.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1826 on: March 10, 2013, 01:13:09 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1827 on: March 10, 2013, 01:24:09 pm »
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It's totally your right to be this willfully ignorant, but you shouldn't be allowed to drive. Or cross the street by yourself. Or be given access to anything more potentially lethal than a rubber ducky.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1828 on: March 10, 2013, 01:26:46 pm »
Though I know this person means it much differently than I would, I might have bought that top sticker when Shrub was in office.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #1829 on: March 10, 2013, 01:28:08 pm »
At least it's not on the back window.
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