Weirdest/Most Esoteric Conspiracy Theories

[Osama bin Bambi]

It sounds like they were trying to say that you were a night person.

Only with woojoo added in.

Woman: "Do you have a connection with owls?"

Me: "Well, I enjoy seeing owls."

Woman: "I was just discussing this with my friends. We felt a sense of your strong owl-like energies and spiritual tendencies."

Um... thank you?

They've read too much Batman.

I'm already part of the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy. I can't serve two masters and be part of the Court of Owls too.... sheesh...

[Sixth Monarchist]

C'mon, the WJC has six board meetings a year...

[Delirium]

I once found a book at the library about the insiduous Armenian conspiracy. Seriously, Armenians.

[dpareja]

I once found a book at the library about the insiduous Armenian conspiracy. Seriously, Armenians.

I knew there had to be something to the fact that the Armenian monarchy was the last hereditary monarchy in Europe not to be descended from John William Friso!

[Sixth Monarchist]

I once found a book at the library about the insiduous Armenian conspiracy. Seriously, Armenians.

I knew there had to be something to the fact that the Armenian monarchy was the last hereditary monarchy in Europe not to be descended from John William Friso!

Except Armenia isn't in Europe. It is, however, in Eurovision.

[dpareja]

I once found a book at the library about the insiduous Armenian conspiracy. Seriously, Armenians.

I knew there had to be something to the fact that the Armenian monarchy was the last hereditary monarchy in Europe not to be descended from John William Friso!

Except Armenia isn't in Europe. It is, however, in Eurovision.

And, of course, I misread the article I linked to and it's actually Albania.