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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #405 on: December 14, 2012, 08:53:00 pm »
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #406 on: December 14, 2012, 10:18:25 pm »
We're living in a weird age where we currently have some of the best and deepest TV shows ever produced and yet at the same time we also have the most vacuous and shameful TV shows ever produced.

It is the best of times, it is the blurst of times?

I see what you did there...

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #407 on: December 14, 2012, 10:27:21 pm »
We're living in a weird age where we currently have some of the best and deepest TV shows ever produced and yet at the same time we also have the most vacuous and shameful TV shows ever produced.

It is the best of times, it is the blurst of times?

I see what you did there...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSUWP0QNeY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSUWP0QNeY</a>

Fixed that for you :P
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #408 on: December 14, 2012, 11:21:01 pm »
We're living in a weird age where we currently have some of the best and deepest TV shows ever produced and yet at the same time we also have the most vacuous and shameful TV shows ever produced.

It is the best of times, it is the blurst of times?

Oh yeah.  I'm not sure why I had an extra pair of square brackets there... XD

I see what you did there...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSUWP0QNeY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSUWP0QNeY</a>

Fixed that for you :P
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #409 on: December 29, 2012, 04:52:52 pm »
The entire Disney channel, I've discovered. The hip shows featuring teens and tweens read as if a fucking toddler wrote them.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #410 on: December 29, 2012, 05:23:34 pm »
My roommate's left the TV on some kid's show that features anthropomorphic fruit. I feel like I've seen ads for a Youtube channel with this show.

I have found the one show that encompasses everything I hate about television.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #411 on: December 29, 2012, 05:47:28 pm »
Lemme guess, Annoying Orange?

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #412 on: December 29, 2012, 06:40:51 pm »
I hate Modern Family
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #413 on: December 29, 2012, 07:04:53 pm »
I hate Modern Family

Thank fucking Christ someone else realises how terrible the show is.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #414 on: December 29, 2012, 07:16:58 pm »
I hate most sitcoms on TV right now...

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #415 on: December 29, 2012, 07:30:20 pm »
I don't like most reality shows outside of" Hell's Kitchen," "Kitchen Nightmares," "Masterchef," and "Beyond Scared Straight." Otherwise most "reality shows" are inane and "filler TV" I absolutely despise "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," "Toddlers and Tiaras," "Stage Moms" and any other show that exploits children or where there are parents exploiting their own kids.

I also, deeply despise, and I mean despise "The Biggest Loser" after reading about some former contestants coming out and saying how abusive the trainers are, how they desperately worked out for hours on end and dehydrated themselves before the big weigh in, and how producers ignored and even prevented the doctor on staff and brushed them aside. There was one contestant who discussed how they edited the show to make it look like that the contestants were complaining about the exercises. She gave an example of Heather who was a contestant in her season that had a knee injury and was told by the doctor that she had to rest but the trainers ignored that and forced her to exercise while Heather was crying and in pain and said that she couldn't do it. It was edited to make Heather look bad and that she was lazy. I will try and find the article if I can, but, this show is dangerous and unhealthy and could potentially put people's lives at risk. One other contestant even came out and said that he developed an eating disorder as a result of this show, also, many of the contestants that lost weight gained it all back. This show does nothing but humiliate obese people and put them in a bad light as well as possibly giving false hope to obese people and thus giving them the unrealistic idea that they can lose 10-12lbs a week. I could go on but I just have to say that I hate, hate, HATE this show!

I just watched the movie "Idiocracy" and I am terrified that this is what we are becoming and I hope that I will be dead before that happens. I can see now that we are fast becoming similar to the society portrayed in that movie.

I prefer shows that have a mediocum of intelligence and I enjoy medical shows and I also like documentaries that deal with scientific stuff.

I think I am blessed that I don't have a TV or cable but I have seen an episode of HCBB and I got to wonder what is wrong with people that they want to watch shit like that?
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #416 on: December 29, 2012, 10:16:31 pm »
I hate Modern Family

Thank fucking Christ someone else realises how terrible the show is.

On that note, Parenthood. Holy hell, it's like the Hallmark Channel and the Lifetime Network had a baby.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #417 on: December 29, 2012, 10:18:31 pm »
I hate Modern Family

Thank fucking Christ someone else realises how terrible the show is.

On that note, Parenthood. Holy hell, it's like the Hallmark Channel and the Lifetime Network had a baby.

THANK YOU. I don't understand why people think it's a comedic godsend. It's not.

In other news, The Office should have died in a fire a long time ago.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #418 on: December 29, 2012, 10:49:41 pm »
I like Modern FAmily though I've not watched it recently.  To be honest most TV I watch is anime so I can be a lot more picky choosy.  Also since this is legally entertainment, Hannity, Fox and Friends and O' Riley.  Also the thing about weight loss is that truthfully rapid loss isn't healthy and while obesity is deadly I do think people and I wish TV reflected this better the difference between overweight and obese. 

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #419 on: December 29, 2012, 11:01:45 pm »
Any recent adult swim original show.