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Offline Cerim Treascair

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2012, 12:27:58 am »
Holy crap, we agree on something. *looks outside to see if it's the apocalypse*
Wait... We disagree all the time? Why have I never noticed this?

Well, not all the time, but I'm fairly sure we've had fundamental disagreements on things.  Damned if I can remember what over, right now, but I could have sworn we've butted heads multiple times.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2012, 12:30:46 am »
I think It's always sunny in  Philadelphia should go in a hole and die some where.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2012, 12:32:12 am »
Well, not all the time, but I'm fairly sure we've had fundamental disagreements on things.  Damned if I can remember what over, right now, but I could have sworn we've butted heads multiple times.
I can't say I recall ever getting into an e-tiff with you, and I do tend to remember my internet shenanigans.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2012, 12:38:52 am »
Eh, past is past then, if we did.

@ Willis:  I second that.  I'm convinced that the only reason that's even on is to give DeVito a small career resurgence.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2012, 12:40:32 am »
I think It's always sunny in  Philadelphia should go in a hole and die some where.

I agree with this. It's not funny in any way, and I end up wanting the characters to die the whole time.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2012, 01:13:29 am »
The bulk of History Channel and Discovery Channel. I don't want to see another commercial for a show about people doing a job I don't give a tuppenny fuck about.

This is the basic formula for naming those shows:

Take the name of the job the show is about, and put the word "men" after it. It's pretty much the same formula Capcom uses to name Mega Man bosses.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2012, 02:21:22 am »
Toddlers and Tiaras
Dressing your daughter up like some sort of Katy Perry look-a-like to be judged by a bunch of middle aged assholes isn't cute. Not to mention what that does to the girl's self esteem.

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Storage wars
Storage wars Texas
Storage hunters
How many fucking storage auction shows do we need?

Squidbillies
Why does this show even exist?

All these wife shows Army Wives, Desperate Housewives, Mob Wives, all of them need to go.



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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2012, 02:26:12 am »
Cribs
My Sweet Sixteen. Why the hell does a show like this exist in the first place? Or, in the words of Charlie Brooker, it might be a Al Qaeda recruitment show.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #53 on: June 25, 2012, 04:38:35 am »
Hey, I like Phineas and Ferb! 

I'll add any show that claims to show the 'truth' about Bigfoot, aliens, etc.  If they were really true, they'd show up on the news, not on some obscure show on Discovery.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2012, 04:49:10 am »
If alien type shows disappeared, where would that dude with the boofy hair go?  Please, think of the boofy people!
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2012, 10:52:01 am »
Okay I would say this drought of anime but Toonami came back so not gonna complain.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2012, 12:57:19 pm »
I haven't seen anything from season five of Robot Chicken, so maybe it's turned around for all I know.

Also, a shitload of talk shows need to die, because I have trouble understanding how someone can get paid to sit on stage and act like a complete moron, spouting off whatever shit they want while the audience pays to sit there and laugh along.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #57 on: June 25, 2012, 01:38:00 pm »
Speaking of talk shows, why the hell is the Maury show still on? It's just baby daddies and cheating husbands. It needed to go years ago.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #58 on: June 25, 2012, 06:41:15 pm »
I'd be better off listing the TV shows that are worth retaining. There's Mythbusters and...well that might be it right now. Everything else might as well be pulped and the rest of the schedule could be padded out with reruns.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #59 on: June 25, 2012, 07:29:37 pm »
I haven't seen anything from season five of Robot Chicken, so maybe it's turned around for all I know.


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On topic, anything involving the Kardashians needs to die. I don't even believe in the Kardashians anymore.
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