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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #120 on: July 01, 2012, 11:50:05 pm »
Pretty much any vampire drama they got on TV.  Fucking Twilight, you ruined vampires!

but omggg their soooo hawttt <3333333

Anyone who thinks Edward Cullen is legitimately attractive needs a good smack upside the head.

That's because Vampies don't sparkle....

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #121 on: July 01, 2012, 11:54:21 pm »
I never got that...how's that supposed to be a tell that you're a vampire?  Nobody in their right mind would see a sparkling man and think "vampire," they'd think you're either gay, or some really weird wannabe model.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #122 on: July 01, 2012, 11:55:22 pm »
Not sure if these have been posted.

Toddlers and Tiara's...  stupid show about quasi-child abuse.

Ancient Aliens, at least put that show on...Vision TV, not the History Channel.  The only thing that show has brought us is the "Aliens" Meme.

Speaking of History Channel, anything to do with future events, based on Mayan, Nostradamus, or the Bible, should not be on there.  I'd rather have the old style History Channel, where the H stood for Hitler.  (WWII docs all the freaking time)

Dog the bounty hunter: Yes, I know the show is gone, but man stop playing damn re-runs of it.

CSI.   Just let it die, please.  The crimes are more gory and strange than ever, and half of my fave cast members have gone.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #123 on: July 02, 2012, 12:05:43 am »
I never understood it either, and that's why Stephenie Meyer needs to burn...


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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #124 on: July 02, 2012, 12:38:16 am »
Pretty much any vampire drama they got on TV.  Fucking Twilight, you ruined vampires!

but omggg their soooo hawttt <3333333

zomg no jacob is bellas only true love... hes wayyyyyyy more hawt than that creeper edward.... TEAM JACOB 4EVAH!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333 MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT! xD ^_^
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #125 on: July 02, 2012, 12:50:09 am »
I find it odd that the biggest Edward Cullen hater is Robert Patterson.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #126 on: July 02, 2012, 01:01:18 am »
That is odd, most actors that play characters often get attached to their roles, and try to find something positive about the said characters, even if the character in question is a complete douche.

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« Reply #127 on: July 02, 2012, 01:05:08 am »
That is odd, most actors that play characters often get attached to their roles, and try to find something positive about the said characters, even if the character in question is a complete douche.

This should speak volumes to the level of douchiness that is Edward Cullen.

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #128 on: July 02, 2012, 01:19:26 am »
He's not a douche, he's a fucking stalker...and Jacob is a borderline rapist.  Seen the movies, and I still remember the line from Jacob, "You love me, you just don't know it yet."

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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #129 on: July 02, 2012, 02:06:57 am »
That is odd, most actors that play characters often get attached to their roles, and try to find something positive about the said characters, even if the character in question is a complete douche.


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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #130 on: July 02, 2012, 02:35:56 am »
Oh gawd. There's gonna be another Underbelly. New one is called underbelly: badness

I kinda like Underbelly. It's the closest our country will ever get to the awesomeness of boobs and violence.

The first season was barely watchable. Since then they've been milking an already half-dead franchise.

Coincidentally, that's about the same time the series moved to Sydney  :P


Yeah, if you want sexualized vampires, look to Anne Rice, not Stephanie Meyer.

Meh; try Tom Holland instead :D

Anyone who thinks Edward Cullen is legitimately attractive needs a good smack upside the head.  I'll take Barnabas Collins, instead.

Mmm, Christopher Lee.  Or Ingrid Pitt, perhaps.

edit:  Apparently most of the cast of the Twilight movies turned against the story about halfway through filming (Meyer basically stalking the cast and crew didn't help).  Hence the awful wooden acting.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #131 on: July 02, 2012, 04:39:28 am »
I will say one thing in defence of south park, they know full well the show is tiring, that's why they made this episode.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You're_Getting_Old

Which was a great episode in itself
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #132 on: July 02, 2012, 06:26:24 am »
I like vampires.  I like werewolves.  I like vampires that are gay with werewolves.

However, keep Twilight 500 feet away from me at all times.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #133 on: July 02, 2012, 11:24:58 am »
Even though I don't really like Kristen Stewart, I can't blame her and the others for their shitty acting, considering that's just how flat the characters are in the books.
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Re: TV shows that need to die
« Reply #134 on: July 02, 2012, 12:13:09 pm »

Anyone who thinks Edward Cullen is legitimately attractive needs a good smack upside the head.  I'll take Barnabas Collins, instead.

Mmm, Christopher Lee.  Or Ingrid Pitt, perhaps.


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