I'd like to see how they'd really handle, say, SCP-738.
For those not familiar with the SCP, it's a chair, a desk, and a nicer, plush chair. Said plush chair is occupied by Satan's lawyer when someone sits down in the normal chair.
Here, for amusement. Be warned, most of the site is creepypasta, but some of it is just damn
fascinating and makes you wish it really existed.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-738