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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1125 on: May 27, 2012, 11:48:27 pm »
Hey, remember all those people the Devil murdered in the bible?



Yeah, me neither.
I think I saw his body count was about 100 times lower then Gods

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« Reply #1126 on: May 27, 2012, 11:55:02 pm »
The only folks Satan offed in the bible were Job's family.  Grand total? 10 or so.
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« Reply #1127 on: May 28, 2012, 12:06:04 am »
The only folks Satan offed in the bible were Job's family.  Grand total? 10 or so.

And even then God gave him permission.

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« Reply #1128 on: May 28, 2012, 12:32:00 am »
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2006/08/who-has-killed-more-satan-or-god.html



It gets worse when you go into the killings the Bibble doesn't give numbers for.
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« Reply #1129 on: May 28, 2012, 01:31:32 am »
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2006/08/who-has-killed-more-satan-or-god.html



It gets worse when you go into the killings the Bibble doesn't give numbers for.

Don't the majority of the killings lack numbers? Like all the cities destroyed, with the fetuses ripped from the belly of their mothers and the heads of children dashed on the rocks?
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« Reply #1130 on: May 28, 2012, 02:26:01 am »
Don't the majority of the killings lack numbers? Like all the cities destroyed, with the fetuses ripped from the belly of their mothers and the heads of children dashed on the rocks?
Yup. The most important of these is probably the Flood, which killed, you know, everyone.

Here's the list, with both estimated and Biblically given numbers.

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« Reply #1131 on: May 28, 2012, 04:07:24 am »


Quite the authority on the subject, that Bieber.

IIRC, he even stated later that it wasn't his decision to make, since he wouldn't be put in that situation. Great job taking things out of context.

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« Reply #1132 on: May 28, 2012, 11:19:37 am »

Wait... if your religion is an unchangeable state of being, then why do Christians spend so much effort trying to convert people?  And does she realize that interfaith marriages were illegal up until the last century?

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« Reply #1133 on: May 28, 2012, 06:25:37 pm »
I'm sure, if she had her way, it'd be that way again.  Don't want my good, Christian daughter messin around with no Jew boys! [/ass]
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« Reply #1134 on: May 28, 2012, 06:59:41 pm »

Wait... if your religion is an unchangeable state of being, then why do Christians spend so much effort trying to convert people?  And does she realize that interfaith marriages were illegal up until the last century?

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     a. Even among black people, some black people have darker or lighter skin than others. Skin color is controlled by multiple genes, and even after that, environmental factors can influence skin color. It is variable and it can change.
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3. You were born with dark skin and with a female body and a female mind. That is unchangeable. But a person is not a Christian from birth. I'm pretty sure salvation isn't hereditary in your religion. A person born to Christian parents can still be raised by a family of another faith and consider themselves to be of that faith. Heck, even in Judaism, where "Jewishness" is hereditary, a person could be born to a Jewish mother (thus qualifying them as a Jew) but raised in another faith and come to identify with that faith.
4. Whether or not homosexuality is a choice has no bearing on whether same-sex marriages should be legal or not.
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« Reply #1135 on: May 28, 2012, 07:01:40 pm »
OH.  When I first read that, I thought the first line said "Think and uphold DOGMA!"  Like...well, if you must.
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« Reply #1136 on: May 28, 2012, 08:57:29 pm »




Holy balls, that is the creepiest-looking fetus EVER.  If I weren't already pro-choice, that picture would make me pro-choice all by itself.  Hel, I'm surprised that picture doesn't make me want to go up to pregnant women yelling, "KILL IT!  KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT DEVOURS YOUR SOUL!!"

Also, nail files!  In the uterus!  Now I'm picturing a botched abortion with a nail file, and the fetus using it because it's just THAT badass.  And evil.
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« Reply #1137 on: May 28, 2012, 09:53:13 pm »




Holy balls, that is the creepiest-looking fetus EVER.  If I weren't already pro-choice, that picture would make me pro-choice all by itself.  Hel, I'm surprised that picture doesn't make me want to go up to pregnant women yelling, "KILL IT!  KILL IT NOW BEFORE IT DEVOURS YOUR SOUL!!"

Also, nail files!  In the uterus!  Now I'm picturing a botched abortion with a nail file, and the fetus using it because it's just THAT badass.  And evil.

I have to wonder what they're trying to prove by saying fetuses have fingernails. Why does it matter?

I can play that game too by saying Hitler had fingernails, so we should abort all the fetuses! /Godwin
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« Reply #1138 on: May 28, 2012, 10:00:41 pm »
It reminds me of that pro-life chick from Juno who was picketing outside the abortion clinic yelling about how fetuses have fingernails. ::)
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1139 on: May 29, 2012, 06:46:17 am »
Wait... if your religion is an unchangeable state of being, then why do Christians spend so much effort trying to convert people?

Because, apparently a religion only counts if it involves being “born again.” Because then you have been that way since “birth.” ::)
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