The Fear Game

[Auri-El]

I'm here!

3, 'cause it'd be over quick.

Santorum winning in '12.

[jumpingjackflash]

Being shot point blank in the eye.

[Art Vandelay]

2 if it's with something that'll immediately penetrate the skull and brain and grant instant and painless death, 7 if it only destroys the eye, 10 if it destroys the eye and somehow (for example, poison), kills you slowly and painfully on top of that.

Having your eye gouged out with someone's dick and your eye socket fucked and subsequently filled with jizz.

[Jack Bauer]

10 - I've heard of keeping an eye out for someone, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

Having a railway spike driven through your temple by a sledgehammer wielding navvy with serious body odour issues and a rather nasty infected hangnail.

[Cataclysm]

9. At least it's quick.

Having your small intestine ripped out through your anus and your rectum put into your mouth.

[Shane for Wax]

1- I'd be amazed if you could find enough of mine to rip out and do that. (medical thing)

Sitting on a tiny island hopper plane with Gingrich, Santorum, and Ron Paul. And none of them have bathed. For a month. And they won't stop talking to you.

[Jack Bauer]

10 - you die painfully when your head explodes.

Being forced to eat a meatball sub which you know has been laced with ground glass.

[ThunderWulf]

8.  It would hurt, but I know it would be over and I'd survive (hopefully).

Having your genitals cut off/out and being forced to eat them.

[Jack Bauer]

8 raw, without seasoning, 5 cooked and lightly seasoned.

Being fitted with retractable adamantium claws and having your skeleton laced with adamantium - but without the benefit of the quick healing mutation.

[Shane for Wax]

1- I'd die instantly so... No harm done, eh chaps?

You're 'cornered' at the top of a tree with a pack of hungry and angry bears at the base. Then you fall.

[Jack Bauer]

3 if you land on a bear, 8 if you don't!

Being beaten to death with your own arm which has been wrenched off by an LSD crazed orang utan recently escaped from a lab where illicit psychotropic drug experiments were being carried out on primates.

[PixelDolly]

8

Drowning in a septic tank.

[ThunderWulf]

7-8  It would taste bad, but it wouldn't be much worse than regular drowning.

Being tied up and forced to watch someone dismember everyone you've ever loved.

[rtvc2012]

10

Being devoured by the Sarlacc and kept alive in agony for 1000 years

[Jack Bauer]

3 - the Sarlacc is just a big pussy when you get to know it - and agony is relative...

Being a passenger on the first commercial space flight to Mars - only to realise that the pilot appears to be the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show - bork bork bork bork meatballs bork bork boing boing boing!