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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2730 on: January 29, 2015, 07:36:48 pm »
Barack Obama Involved in Attempted Assassination of New Republican President

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2731 on: January 29, 2015, 09:49:59 pm »
Obama Endorses Child Abandonment And Animal Fighting Rings!

Leaked documents from an inside source reveal that the Republicans are involved with an Illuminati plot to bring the world under a single government with no room for dissent, while the Democrats try ineffectually to stop them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2732 on: February 01, 2015, 08:59:50 pm »
Prominent Democrats Caught Attempting to Destabilize the World

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2733 on: February 04, 2015, 03:02:27 pm »
Muslims Infiltrate Republican Party! Ban All Muslims!

The day before Thanksgiving, the Fox News Headline Writer is turned into a turkey.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2734 on: February 10, 2015, 12:47:05 pm »
God Blesses GOP with Miracle

Religious Right stops funding Tea Party and Republicans. Instead they start their own party with Xian sharia as largest plank in their platform.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2735 on: February 10, 2015, 03:45:44 pm »
Christian Patriots returning America to Founding Values

After the Religious Right breaks its ties, Hillary Clinton wins the 2016 election due to the conservative vote being split between Jeb Bush and Mike Huckabee.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2736 on: February 12, 2015, 09:31:14 pm »
Liberal Conspiracy To Destroy Conservatives And Institute Socialisharia!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2737 on: February 12, 2015, 09:45:24 pm »
Are Democrats Behind Bioterror Attack?

Supreme Court rules that any agency that does anything other than present the full, unvarnished truth and admit when there are unknown facts, without putting a slant on any story, loses the right to call itself a news service, regardless of their official designation (such as Fox News' designation as entertainment).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2738 on: February 13, 2015, 11:04:13 am »
Liberal Gov't Shuts Down Television

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2739 on: February 15, 2015, 10:56:51 pm »
Lying LIBRUL Terrorists attempt to mislead brave american patriots once more.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2740 on: February 15, 2015, 11:30:03 pm »
Muslim Terrorist Attacks Fox! (Come on, you know that's how they'd spin it)

The Koch brothers reveal that they deliberately drove thousands of people into poverty because they signed a deal with Satan. The more human misery grows, the more money they make. Republicans still support all their efforts wholeheartedly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2741 on: February 18, 2015, 11:17:53 am »
Koch brothers help support Christian ideals.


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2742 on: February 23, 2015, 08:50:37 pm »
Victory Over Satan! Link Proud Example Of Christian Values!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2743 on: February 23, 2015, 09:24:40 pm »
Hundreds Killed In False Flag Attack

America bans sports from schools and, as a result, the GDP has quintupled.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2744 on: March 19, 2015, 12:30:49 pm »
Liberals Emasculate Male Youth!

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