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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8400 on: December 22, 2014, 10:15:55 pm »
We'll, my house was, anyway. Called the cops, they dusted for prints, etc. What I wanna know is why they thought a one-bedroom apartment had anything in the way of being worth stealing at christmastime.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8401 on: December 22, 2014, 10:29:13 pm »
Thieves are kinda dumb.
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« Reply #8402 on: December 22, 2014, 11:25:45 pm »
What's funny is they took my TV, PS3 (both in living room), and N64 (in back room closet), but missed my 3ds, which was charging on the kitchen counter. Guess I still get my pokemon/persona fix when they get delivered.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8403 on: December 23, 2014, 12:27:32 am »
Still sucks well I hope you can get replacements for the stuff they stole (or find and kick the persons ass who stole it but that's probably never gonna happen.)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8404 on: December 23, 2014, 01:22:30 pm »
That sucks.  I'm sorry.  *hugs*
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8405 on: December 23, 2014, 01:39:53 pm »
Thanks for the support, guys.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8406 on: December 24, 2014, 10:49:25 pm »
Sunburn, fatigue, slow internet, magpies and other excessively loud birds. Yeah, it's one of those days. Ayup.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8407 on: December 24, 2014, 11:09:10 pm »
Storylines involving either

A)Entities that cause people to fall in love (cupid or similar assholes)

B) Love potions (or spells or whatever.)

The former is creepy because it's fucking around with a person's mind and the latter is creepy because it's just a highly advanced date-rape drug.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8408 on: December 24, 2014, 11:22:35 pm »


Quote from: I am lizard on December 24, 2014, 11:09:10 pm
Storylines involving either

A)Entities that cause people to fall in love (cupid or similar assholes)

B) Love potions (or spells or whatever.)

The former is creepy because it's fucking around with a person's mind and the latter is creepy because it's just a highly advanced date-rape drug.

Could be worse.

It could be Marvel's Starfox, who is in essence a sociopathic Cupid who not only loves to misuse his thankfully gone pleasure stimulation superpowers but is possessed of the most punchable face for a Eternal ever. If anyone deserves to be killed off senselessly in the name of crossovers, it's that creepy fucking asshole. 
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8409 on: December 25, 2014, 08:11:24 am »
Quote from: I am lizard on December 24, 2014, 11:09:10 pm
Storylines involving either

A)Entities that cause people to fall in love (cupid or similar assholes)

B) Love potions (or spells or whatever.)

The former is creepy because it's fucking around with a person's mind and the latter is creepy because it's just a highly advanced date-rape drug.

A could simply be someone arranging situations so that the two meet and realize that they are perfect for each other. It is not necessary to have "instant love spells" in a cupid story although it is common. But I agree that a love potion is a date rape drug.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8410 on: December 25, 2014, 12:41:46 pm »
Quote from: askold on December 25, 2014, 08:11:24 am
Quote from: I am lizard on December 24, 2014, 11:09:10 pm
Storylines involving either

A)Entities that cause people to fall in love (cupid or similar assholes)

B) Love potions (or spells or whatever.)

The former is creepy because it's fucking around with a person's mind and the latter is creepy because it's just a highly advanced date-rape drug.

A could simply be someone arranging situations so that the two meet and realize that they are perfect for each other. It is not necessary to have "instant love spells" in a cupid story although it is common. But I agree that a love potion is a date rape drug.
I am specifically referring to Cupid like entities that use magic or some other bullshit.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8411 on: December 25, 2014, 01:35:27 pm »
Most Christmas movies are shit.  That is all.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8412 on: December 25, 2014, 02:53:01 pm »
Pencil leads being caught in a sharpener.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8413 on: December 26, 2014, 05:19:54 am »
When your fingers go through the toilet paper.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #8414 on: December 26, 2014, 05:38:07 am »
Getting stabbed in the calf with a pencil by your eight year old cousin.
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