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Offline Random Gal

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1785 on: August 04, 2012, 07:45:20 pm »
I couldn't reupload mine either, and the source image was too big, so I used a different Allosaurus skull from Wikipedia instead.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1786 on: August 04, 2012, 08:50:58 pm »
Explaining and understanding something is not the same as justifying it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1787 on: August 04, 2012, 10:10:15 pm »
That I feel like I have no clue to what is going on around me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1788 on: August 05, 2012, 01:31:40 am »
Somebody made my wife cry today.

Why doesn't that give me legal justification to break their legs?  I'm basically a hippie who can get along with anybody, but I really want to break some legs.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1789 on: August 05, 2012, 05:07:36 am »
Wanting to break the legs of someone that made your wife cry means you're human.  Hippie or not.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1790 on: August 05, 2012, 06:54:12 am »
Hangnails.
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« Reply #1791 on: August 05, 2012, 11:00:22 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1792 on: August 05, 2012, 12:28:43 pm »
Gnaw 'em off.  Like I do.  ;)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1793 on: August 05, 2012, 12:52:54 pm »
Passive aggressive smilies that people use in their posts. I'm not just referencing this forum -- I see them everywhere.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1794 on: August 05, 2012, 01:14:00 pm »
My laptop's Ctrl key.

It tricked me into thinking it'd broken AGAIN.  Turned out that a reboot fixed it, but...I bought this computer in May of last year, got the keyboard replaced in September or October...it should not be having trouble again so soon.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1795 on: August 05, 2012, 04:48:09 pm »
I so hate clothes shopping. I have an odd sized waste, it's very hard to find pants in odd sizes. So I always have to settle for pants that are an inch too small, or an inch too large. Then add in all the damn different styles, lose fit, relaxed fit, regular fit, etc, it's impossible for me to find a pair of pants that actually fit right. Shirts are no better. I fall somewhere between a medium and a large, and can rarely find a shirt that fits right. All I want are clothes that properly, is that too much to ask for?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1796 on: August 05, 2012, 05:38:14 pm »
I had KFC with a friend today. I hardly ever eat their food because it's disgusting, but I had little choice in the matter.

Anyway, the annoying this is that the chicken was soggy. I have never in my life had a crispy piece of chicken from KFC. The batter is always gummy and saturated with grease. I don't know if it's that way everywhere, or if the local franchise owners just suck at what they do, but it's never crispy. I feel all gross for having eaten it, and I didn't even eat the skin.

I don't know how people crave that shit.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1797 on: August 05, 2012, 05:42:34 pm »
I've always hated KFC. Their chicken is just as you described it, and I feel disgusting just trying to eat it. I'll gladly stick to their biscuits.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1798 on: August 05, 2012, 05:52:02 pm »
Just once this weekend I'd like to get though and thought right the first time when I use them.

I'm pretty much assuming I swapped them in that sentence too.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1799 on: August 05, 2012, 05:54:42 pm »
Putting on clothes in the morning.

I sleep in just my underwear, so when i put on my clothes on the desk, they are fucking freezing. I have to chicken dance around the room to make sure my nipples dont freeze over
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