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Offline R. U. Sirius

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #555 on: March 12, 2013, 08:44:34 am »
You get a collection of My Little Pony porn.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #556 on: March 12, 2013, 01:39:20 pm »
You get a collective fangasm.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #557 on: March 12, 2013, 06:34:20 pm »
You get the meth that made you hallucinate that.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #558 on: March 12, 2013, 07:48:42 pm »
You get a ring and a case of insanity.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #559 on: March 13, 2013, 05:17:25 am »
You get a glue factory.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #560 on: March 13, 2013, 08:21:39 am »
You get one of Calvin's fantasies (from "Calvin and Hobbes").

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #561 on: March 13, 2013, 08:32:18 pm »
You get a grail.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #562 on: March 13, 2013, 11:45:43 pm »
You just gave the entire Internet cancer.  Good job!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #563 on: March 14, 2013, 09:50:23 am »
You give the entire Internet herpes on top of the cancer.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #564 on: March 14, 2013, 11:47:40 am »
You give the internet diabetes on top of everything else.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #565 on: March 14, 2013, 01:22:25 pm »
You get self righteous douche-baggery.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #566 on: March 15, 2013, 06:12:13 am »
You get a boxed set of world shittiest Chuck Norris movies... (vending machines never give you value for money).

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #567 on: March 15, 2013, 06:12:52 am »
(Now I think about it, that probably should've been night soil.)
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #568 on: March 15, 2013, 11:49:26 pm »
You get four Renaissance artists.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #569 on: March 16, 2013, 12:53:52 am »
You get a marketing brochure from Findus claiming their 100% "beef" lasagna is free of bovine TB.

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