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Community => Religion and Philosophy => Topic started by: Skybison on January 19, 2019, 02:00:05 am
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It's called CONQUER: THE BATTLE PLAN FOR PURITY! The 12 DVD box set released by the American Family Association to help you, yes you!, win the battle against masturbation. Yes an entire 12 dvds of how not to masturbate! Just what everyone wants. And here is it's actual trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMMMEnpYcEM
That is exactly how badass it is to not masturbate!
Now take the weapon in your hand, and beat the enemy!
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I've seen porn with less pandering than this shit, which is rather appropriate, I suppose.
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Only three words:
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
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No Kirk Cameron.
0/10
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BTW, anyone check the COMMENTS on that fucking video? Holy shit...
Best one, though, is the guy who says he masturbated to this video, what with all the phallic imagery...
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Yeah, without Kirk Cameron or that guy from Old Fashioned or even the Hey Scotty Jesus Man guy this film seriously lacks Pureflix "star power".
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What could you even put on 12 dvd's when you can just say "Don't fap because I interperate the bible a very specific way and sex frightens me." How is that movie even that long?
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...Maybe they used a really high resolution for the video? God demands the finest in ultra-HD technology, after all.