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Offline Veras

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2745 on: May 11, 2019, 08:19:25 pm »
Granted, but nothing is ever really worth waiting for anyway.

I wish my cold would go away.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2746 on: May 12, 2019, 01:12:42 am »
granted, but you get the flu instead :^)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2747 on: May 12, 2019, 01:30:26 am »
Granted. You and everyone else gets raped by various cephalopods on an hourly basis. Thanks for that.

I wish for omnipotence (for myself, specifically).

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2748 on: May 12, 2019, 01:39:41 am »
granted, but every last deranged and fucked up thought any human has ever had now courses through your neurons and you have gained a level of psychosis never before seen from the constant exposure to it.

I wish I was wwe womens tag team champion.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2749 on: May 12, 2019, 04:04:29 pm »
Granted.  Your partner is Eva Marie.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2750 on: May 13, 2019, 01:12:07 am »
Granted 100 Candiru become lodged in your urethra

I wish Sasquatches were real

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2751 on: May 13, 2019, 01:54:08 am »
Granted. It turns out the only big thing about them was their feet and they're only about four feet tall. Really disappointing.

I wish someone would pay off all my debts.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2752 on: May 13, 2019, 03:52:35 am »
Granted, but they expect you to pay them back for it at an even more exorbitant interest rate.

I wish all of my immediate plans would succeed.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2753 on: September 16, 2021, 01:49:31 am »
Granted. You were thinking about suicide at the time.

I wish my best friend lived in the same neighborhood as me, instead of on the other side of the continent.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2754 on: April 09, 2022, 03:21:08 am »
granted, both of youve both been relocated to a neighborhood that just flooded because of climate change.

i wish i had a superpower to always conjure money needed for anything i need.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2755 on: April 13, 2022, 08:21:14 pm »
Granted, but you're the last human being on Earth and its utility is limited to doorstops and insulation.

I wish fundies could think critically.
 

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2756 on: December 08, 2023, 01:02:09 am »
Granted. They somehow are even MORE critical of things they don't understand.

I wish humans were monotremes instead of placental mammals.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2757 on: November 21, 2024, 11:07:24 pm »
Granted. You are now a platypus, and so is everyone else.

I wish Kamala Harris had won the election.