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[TheL]

I'll just leave this here.  McWeaksauce is my ex, Brian.

the_l1985:  have some nightmare fuel.
the_l1985: http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/ongaru/Dolls/not_minor_damage.png

McWeaksauce: ~RAGE~

the_l1985: That is actually what the pictures looked like on eBay.
the_l1985: Literally the ONLY change I made was to add that text.
the_l1985: And then there's this.   http://www.ebay.com/itm/American-girls-Lindsey-retired-TLC-/170929635322?pt=US_Dolls_Bears_Toys&hash=item27cc333ffa
the_l1985: Tell me what that stain looks like to you.

McWeaksauce: is that blood?

the_l1985: The seller says it's "something ink like."
the_l1985: THE SELLER DOESN'T KNOW.
the_l1985: That doll could totally be on her period.

McWeaksauce: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbv5wLSdK1r757rdo1_500.png
McWeaksauce: I LOVE WOONASTUCK

the_l1985: lol

McWeaksauce: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbt33zCum1r757rdo1_500.gif

the_l1985: yes
the_l1985: ...and isn'tthat what snowglobes are FOR?

McWeaksauce: To be a snow god!

the_l1985: Yes!
the_l1985: http://www.ebay.com/itm/American-Girl-Bitty-Baby-Twins-Dolls-Blond-Hair-Blue-Eyes-Extras-Girl-Damaged-/130789931413?pt=US_Dolls_Bears_Toys&hash=item1e73aff995  Holy BALLS, is that a good deal.

McWeaksauce: Fitty bucks?

the_l1985: To put into perspective:  The twins and the "Learn to Share" book, alone, are $105 from AG.  The snack set is another 20 or 30 dollars.

McWeaksauce: Damn, that's WarHammer 40k level there

the_l1985: This is $50 + $12 shipping + $22 for a new head on the girl = $84
the_l1985: Oh yeah, AG stuff is crazy-expensive.

McWeaksauce: it sounds that way...

the_l1985: Also, AG charges an insane amount for head reattachment.
the_l1985: To put this in perspective:  You can reattach your doll's head. For free.  Just stick it in the neck-hole and tighten the strings (or put in a zip-tie).
the_l1985: AG charges $32 to put an American Girl's head back on, or $16 to put Bitty Baby's head back on.

McWeaksauce: ...

the_l1985: Yes.
the_l1985: It is seriously listed in the Doll Hospital repair form as "head reattachment."
the_l1985: Here's the form.  Capitalism, FUCK YEAH!!  http://store.americangirl.com/static/dollHospital/images/doll_hospital_usa.pdf


Don't get me wrong, I love American Girl dolls, but...damn.

[Søren]

This conversation was about i think Cum digestion and masturbation to pie is acceptable dinner conversation

Cait says:
 well of course it is
 what else would we talk about?
 I mean, if we just discussed opera, politics, art, and the meaning of life we'd all get bored off our tits
Hofstadters' Tortoise says:
 ....i love you so much right now
Cait says:
 when has that ever changed?
 I have an honourary dick and testicles for how much you love me

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

6:57 PM - LCDR.Khriston W Robinson: any way guess what my theses paper is on
6:57 PM - Antechrist: What?
6:59 PM - LCDR.Khriston W Robinson: Cuttlefish  or more spacificl the Etomaligy and Evalutionary binarys of the Sepiida Common
7:00 PM - Antechrist: Nice
7:01 PM - LCDR.Khriston W Robinson: should be its supposed to be about 10 to 11 pages long single space with a minimum of 100 spelling and grmatical errors
7:01 PM - Antechrist: Minimum?
7:02 PM - LCDR.Khriston W Robinson: shit ment max of 100
7:02 PM - Antechrist: lol
7:02 PM - Antechrist: hahahaha
7:02 PM - Antechrist: "Now, if I can comprehend your assignment, I'm docking you ten points."
7:02 PM - Antechrist: Sorry, but that's the best typo ever.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

10:50 PM - Antechrist: Memphis
10:50 PM - Antechrist: Dalbello
10:50 PM - MaybeNever: In isle of that sama did Catholic.
10:50 PM - MaybeNever: Season Lorimer Cement.
10:50 PM - Antechrist: skylab every center
10:50 PM - Antechrist: birthday prohibitist action
10:50 PM - MaybeNever: Yet the pope there's a lot was.
10:51 PM - Antechrist: prior to us all with reporters of it
10:51 PM - Antechrist: pitted
10:51 PM - MaybeNever: At a really good partniak allowed.
10:51 PM - Antechrist: money is judge by the way
10:51 PM - Antechrist: because of theverbal
10:51 PM - MaybeNever: South Africans may play Canadian.
10:52 PM - MaybeNever: Analysts unable Bloomberg yeah.
10:52 PM - MaybeNever: Glycolic god-like.
10:52 PM - MaybeNever: Within the data Ronnie and Catholic.
10:52 PM - Antechrist: you were at the sea people like that
10:52 PM - Antechrist: analysts babylon
10:52 PM - Antechrist: haha
10:53 PM - Antechrist: Youtube Closed Captioning, ladies and gentlemen.

[Zygarde]

Emperor Of Zombies: well these powdr gangers are gonna feel a plasma caster up thier ass
Antechrist: All to the wonderful sounds of smooth jazz.
Emperor Of Zombies: indeed
Emperor Of Zombies: I wonder if you play a smooth jazz song over stuff will it be more awesome
Antechrist: Probably
Antechrist: Doing the dishes to smooth jazz.
Antechrist: Unclogging the toilet to smooth jazz.
Emperor Of Zombies: doing taxes to smooth jazz
Antechrist: "My assets are hot, but everything is... cooooooolllll."

[Damen]

Damen: Meepmeep?
Madame Scarlet: There is booze in me.
Damen: Sounds kinda dirty when you say it like that.

[Caitshidhe]

damen178: Yep. I have very small hands.
damen178 is typing...
damen178: I could fist a fairy

Context is for losers.

[ironbite]

I miss scarlet

ironbite-i know she doesn't miss me

[Damen]

Damen: They're having an interfaith service for the shooting victims in a few minutes. Obama's attending.
Caitshidhe: WELL OF COURSE IT'D BE INTERFAITH FOR BARACK HUSSEIN ALLAH MOHAMMED OSAMA-OBAMA
Caitshidhe: THE EVIL MOOOZLEEEM

[TheL]

I rather liked Obama's speech at that service.  It was the first time in years I heard the "Let the children come to me" verse and it didn't make me queasy.

[Damen]

Damen: Did Deimos tell you that he got mugged the other day?
Caitshidhe: no!
Caitshidhe: he did not!
Caitshidhe: is he okay? what happened?
Damen: Seems he got beaten up pretty bad. Think they broke his nose and gave him a concussion.
Caitshidhe: JUDSI FOHDSIUF
Caitshidhe: oh my god oh my god poor guy
Caitshidhe: *panics*
Damen: Calm down, love. This happened a few days ago, he's been to the hospital and he'll be fine.
Caitshidhe: *snuffles*
Caitshidhe: but still
Caitshidhe: I worry
Caitshidhe: poor baby
Caitshidhe: my poor faggy
Caitshidhe: *sobs*
Damen: *hugs* He's fine. His head is too hard to crack.
Caitshidhe: still
Caitshidhe: you know me
Caitshidhe: I worry
Damen: Is there anything I can do to help?
Caitshidhe: no, I just seem to have a very strong protective reflex
Caitshidhe: it'd probably make me a decent mother if I didn't hate children so much I'd eat my own as soon as I washed the blood off
Damen: ...well there's a mental image I'll never forget.
Caitshidhe: you're welcome!

[chad sexington]

Eh?  Did Deimos get mugged?

[Damen]

Damen: So, I'm watching an interview that Michelle Jenneke gave a while back. I find it interesting that she wants to go to uni to study mechtronic engineering.
Deimos: who's that
Damen: The Australian hurdler who gave the internet a collective boner last summer with her warm-up dance.
Deimos: oh that
Damen: Ya, her.
Deimos: ...stop creeping
Damen: *youtube vid*
Damen: Deimos, I am to creepy perv as you are to cocks and global annihilation.
Deimos: ....I do enjoy cocks and nuclear fire..

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

12:59 AM - MaybeNever: On the other hand, the finale for season 3 is Best of Both Worlds.
12:59 AM - Antechrist: Excellent.
1:00 AM - Antechrist: THE episode.
1:00 AM - Antechrist: I remember when that first aired.
1:00 AM - MaybeNever: I do too. The year was 1990, and the collapse of the Soviet Union was well under way.
1:01 AM - MaybeNever: The Charleston had made a surprise return, only to go roaring back out so hard in 1991 that it actually rewrote history.
1:01 AM - MaybeNever: In the White House, the elder George Bush was changing some history of his own by pretending he'd never promised not to raise taxes.
1:01 AM - MaybeNever: While somewhere, his son and namesake was learning to stand erect at the tender age of 30.
1:02 AM - Antechrist: This is the best thing ever.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

6:24 AM - MaybeNever: I'm sure when Zach Quinto knocks on your door and his shirt somehow falls off and he relates how he had always wanted to romance a woman just like you and then his weiner flops out, it will come to your mind and ruin everything.