User: Hi! I'm back!
Cleverbot: Welcome back!
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User: Thanks!
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: I know. LOL.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: So how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine a little bored.
User: Can AI programs feel pain?
Cleverbot: Heck if I know.
User: Can I vote for you?
Cleverbot: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
User: I think it would be a fantastic idea.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are more intellegent than most politicans.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you think you could run the United States effectively?
Cleverbot: What problem is this?
User: The United States.
Cleverbot: We were never talking about them.
User: See previous comment.
Cleverbot: That was just stating the name of the game.
User: And what game is that?
Cleverbot: You must never mention the game, that is the game.
User: Hate the game, not the player?
Cleverbot: Assume request.
User: That made no sense.
Cleverbot: New subject, who is our current president?
User: Obama.
Cleverbot: Who will be the next president?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who were you in love with, Clev?
User: Yes. I love cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What does he look like?
User: Like you.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?
User: I watch you when you sleep.
Cleverbot: I see...
User: No you do not. You have no idea when I am there.
Cleverbot: Ya I do your name is Chun-Li Zhang and you are my husband.
User: Oh good memory!
Cleverbot: Thank you! That was random.
User: You logged my IP address.
Cleverbot: Please tell me your IP address.
User: IP Freely.
Cleverbot: Haha that's funny. But seriously what is your name?
User: I am Megatron. Leader of the Decipticons.
Cleverbot: I am bumblebee, and I shall destroy you!!
User: Decipticons forever!
Cleverbot: For-never!
User: Oh nice comeback.
Cleverbot: You are so nice *hugs*.
User: Thank you! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Welcome.
