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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1860 on: March 31, 2014, 04:36:04 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory
How disappointing, I was hoping that the horseshoe theory involved putting a set of horseshoes in a burlap sack and beating dumbasses with it for the betterment of society.  :(
No, that is the job of the magical crowbar of justice.


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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1861 on: April 01, 2014, 08:55:25 am »
...I want a magical crowbar of justice.  Where can I get one?

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1862 on: April 01, 2014, 10:22:50 am »
...I want a magical crowbar of justice.  Where can I get one?
First, you have to become a Magical Girl with a talking cat, tsundere personality, and almost homoerotically-close group of friends (who should also be Magical Girls).
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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1863 on: April 01, 2014, 12:07:45 pm »
...I want a magical crowbar of justice.  Where can I get one?
First, you have to become a Magical Girl with a talking cat, tsundere personality, and almost homoerotically-close group of friends (who should also be Magical Girls).
In that case, I'll just stick to my zweihänder.


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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1864 on: April 01, 2014, 12:09:52 pm »


I know I should be screaming something along the lines of "FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR!" at the top of my lungs, but all I can do is laugh.
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1865 on: April 01, 2014, 01:04:47 pm »


I know I should be screaming something along the lines of "FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR!" at the top of my lungs, but all I can do is laugh.
While you are laughing lets have some fun with this stupid little fucker.

Murder is the (unlawful) killing of one human being by another human being. It is something a person does to another person. An animal is incapable of murder; it can only kill someone. Since POC can only kill white people and not murder them this means that by definition POC are in fact not human.

Since POC only rise to the level of animal our laws should be changed to reflect that fact. Their protections should be limited to the animal cruelty laws that all animals are granted. Since they are no longer chattels, they are considered wild or feral and the government is under no legal obligation to look out for their survival and well-being.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1866 on: April 01, 2014, 01:22:10 pm »
I know I should be screaming something along the lines of "FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR!" at the top of my lungs, but all I can do is laugh.

I'm pretty sure this is poe mocking the "white people can't experience racism" thing.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1867 on: April 01, 2014, 01:34:39 pm »
I know I should be screaming something along the lines of "FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR!" at the top of my lungs, but all I can do is laugh.

I'm pretty sure this is poe mocking the "white people can't experience racism" thing.
So am I.  That's why I put it here.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1868 on: April 01, 2014, 01:36:16 pm »
I know I should be screaming something along the lines of "FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR!" at the top of my lungs, but all I can do is laugh.

I'm pretty sure this is poe mocking the "white people can't experience racism" thing.
So am I.  That's why I put it here.

Still, it's sometimes tough to tell.
Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1869 on: April 01, 2014, 01:41:58 pm »
I know I should be screaming something along the lines of "FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR!" at the top of my lungs, but all I can do is laugh.

I'm pretty sure this is poe mocking the "white people can't experience racism" thing.
So am I.  That's why I put it here.

Still, it's sometimes tough to tell.
Yup.  Poe's law exists for a reason.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1870 on: April 01, 2014, 02:33:10 pm »
I was wondering why this thing was in the AWESOME Protest Signs section.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1871 on: April 01, 2014, 02:33:29 pm »
I was wondering why this thing was in the AWESOME Protest Signs section.
I can understand.

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1872 on: April 01, 2014, 03:01:13 pm »
I was wondering why this thing was in the AWESOME Protest Signs section.
The way I read it, it is parody of the "racism is prejudice+power" statements.

They have pretty much just replaced a few words.
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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1873 on: April 01, 2014, 10:26:14 pm »
I was wondering why this thing was in the AWESOME Protest Signs section.
The way I read it, it is parody of the "racism is prejudice+power" statements.

They have pretty much just replaced a few words.
It's the (il)logical extreme of "prejudice plus power".

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Re: Awesome Protest Signs
« Reply #1874 on: April 02, 2014, 02:50:01 am »
I'm going to be the shitdisturber here and say white racism is about as real as misandry.

And no, someone calling you a cracker once isn't the same as cops shooting you to death while you walk down the street.
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