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Art Vandelay

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1065 on: October 31, 2012, 08:55:33 am »
Granted, you're an amazingly fucking awful chef.

I wish my ballsack wasn't itchy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1066 on: October 31, 2012, 08:57:34 am »
Granted, but now it's on fire.

I wish that my friend wasn't away at school right now so we could be tag team scaring trick-or-treaters like we did last year.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1067 on: November 01, 2012, 05:46:38 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, you get stuck in the Buffy Halloween episode, and you are eaten by several actual zombies.

I wish that RR would not ban people for disagreeing with them.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1068 on: November 01, 2012, 11:23:20 pm »
Granted, but they flood every other website in the world with their nonsense.
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Art Vandelay

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1069 on: November 02, 2012, 06:41:11 am »
I wish Mr Wulf here had made a wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1070 on: November 02, 2012, 08:38:58 am »
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Granted, but it was a really shitty wish.

I wish that I had a photo of someone acting out Art's avatar in real life.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1071 on: November 02, 2012, 05:11:14 pm »
Granted its you and it sends you on a Groundhog Day type loop so good luck with that.


I wish I didn't have to go to piano lessons today.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1072 on: November 02, 2012, 09:06:00 pm »
Granted. The piano lessons come to you instead.

I wish I knew what the one true religion was.
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Art Vandelay

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1073 on: November 03, 2012, 12:30:42 am »
Granted, the word "religion" is redefined in such a way that only Scientology qualifies as one.

I wish I didn't need to piss right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1074 on: November 03, 2012, 02:44:18 pm »
Granted.  Now you need new pants.

Ironbite-I wish I could see all the fish I've ever wished for.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1075 on: November 04, 2012, 02:43:55 pm »
Granted. You get to see them in their natural habitat, which has the unfortunate side effect of drowning you.

I wish I wasn't buried under a pile of homework.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1076 on: November 04, 2012, 02:49:55 pm »
Granted. You are now buried under an avalanche.


I wish I coud speak russian.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1077 on: November 04, 2012, 03:42:16 pm »
Granted, but suddenly everyone else who spoke Russian forgets it, so you're the only person left who remembers it.

I wish learning a language didn't take so much work.
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Art Vandelay

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1078 on: November 04, 2012, 08:33:29 pm »
Granted, it's now as easy as breathing. Breathing, on the other hand, is now as difficult as learning a language.

I wish I could grow a beard that doesn't look like facial pubes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1079 on: November 04, 2012, 09:08:57 pm »
Granted, but now your face looks like a penis/vagina.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of salt and vinegar discos.
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