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Offline Her3tiK

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #600 on: April 23, 2012, 09:51:04 pm »
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Granted, you drink more bear urine instead.

I wish I wasn't farting so much today.
Granted, enjoy the explosive diarrhea.

I wish I could see my best friend since I haven't seen her in weeks.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #601 on: April 23, 2012, 10:01:39 pm »
Granted. But this will be your last meeting ever. You will never see your friend again. Make the most of what time you have.

I wish the real world had random floating platforms and prize boxes just like Super Mario Brothers.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #602 on: April 24, 2012, 12:09:00 am »
Granted, piranha flowers, hammer bros, koopas and those assholes that fly around on clouds and throw spiky shells at you also exist.

I wish I, and only I, could punch people in the face through the internet, with none of my targets being able to find out it was me and/or take revenge in any way, shape or form.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #603 on: April 24, 2012, 12:26:37 am »
Granted, but you break your arm and hand bones every time you use said power.

I wish that people weren't idiots.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #604 on: April 24, 2012, 12:35:48 am »
granted,  everyone less intelligent than you disappears suddenly, leaving you the dumbest person on earth.


i wish i could be the best music producer in the business
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #605 on: April 24, 2012, 05:43:35 am »
Granted, but all the other music producers are insanely jealous of your talent and your success. They form a secret society and organise fund raisers. After seven years and three months they have enough to hire the world's third ranked hitman, a Vietnamese moon farmer by the name of Bai Nguyen. He kidnaps you as you leave the Grammy award ceremony and treats you to an excruciating death by staking you out over some rapid growth bamboo plants.

I wish there was a cure for typos.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #606 on: April 24, 2012, 02:22:55 pm »
Granted. Your hands are cut off. Now you'll never make a typo again!

I wish the UN would grow a spine and invade Syria with its blue-helmeted legions of death.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #607 on: April 24, 2012, 05:01:10 pm »
Granted. This causes the alliances it has to come up like a line of falling dominoes. This results in World War III.

I wish I wish I had a fish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #608 on: April 24, 2012, 05:22:48 pm »
Granted but its an Angler fish and dies due to depressurization.


I wish i could find a copy of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #609 on: April 24, 2012, 07:24:06 pm »
Granted, but it's for the Wii.

I wish that I could someone Cthulhu at will as my personal god of chaos.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #610 on: April 24, 2012, 10:14:09 pm »
Granted... or it would be if anybody could understand what you were saying...

I wish we could skip past TGRwulf's nigh-incomprehensible wish that seems to involve H.P. Lovecraft.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #611 on: April 24, 2012, 10:26:54 pm »
Granted but it gets granted anyway.


I wish that I could get a copy of Sony Vegas Pro.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #612 on: April 25, 2012, 10:15:39 am »
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for more free time.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #613 on: April 25, 2012, 10:48:49 am »
Granted. You are convicted of a crime you did not commit and are slung into jail for a thirty stretch.

I wish for sushi!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #614 on: April 25, 2012, 01:10:10 pm »
Granted, but someone spills dog shit all over it.

I wish that was a master swordsman.
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